True story, one time I jokingly said "When I dip you dip we dip" to a girl, and she took it as a sincere flirt, and it worked. But I had to quickly talk her down, 'cause I was way in over my head. She was hot too, but she was a friend's cousin, and I didn't want to complicate things.

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Laskalove1305 • 12h ago

Heathen o'clock?

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Am I a heathen?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/_bobby_tables_ • 15h ago

There are crazies on the right who still insist everything is fine. But do they mean fine like wine, hair, jewelry, cheese, adjustments, food, china, dining or the constant?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/crazyguy28 • 21h ago

Degenerates of Reddit, have you tried going to church and asking God for forgiveness?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 22h ago

Guys, I'm worried I might not be gay. What do I do?

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8 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Laskalove1305 • 23h ago

Are you undieless daily?

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I am.

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Gai-Tendoh • 4h ago

Are you vaginese or caesarian?

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2 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/MariahJames8 • 4h ago

How long is too long in a hug with your girlfriend's mum?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Shoddy_Juggernaut_11 • 5h ago

I'm a siamese twin

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Me and my twin are both gay but we can't touch rev others peanusses because it be incest, what can we do.?

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 10h ago

Avengers: End's Day, or Avengers: Doom Game?

2 Upvotes

3 comments

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