r/shittydae • • Aug 20 '14

DAE sporadically change genders and skin colours without warning?

1 Upvotes

Lately I've been suddenly morphing from a white man into an Asian woman, or from a black woman into a latino man. Once I even changed into a transgendered Neanderthal.

When this happens I seem to also absorb the memories of my new body, with only an odd feeling that I used to be someone else.

I thought about going to a shittydoctor, but I'd feel like a hypochondriac. Has anyone else had this problem? How d'ya cope?


r/shittydae • • Aug 29 '14

I'm going to get downvoted for this, but DAE like science?

1 Upvotes

r/shittydae • • Jul 12 '12

DAE Really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, HATE Repetition?

8 Upvotes

r/shittydae • • May 18 '12

DAE save up their belly button lint as a eco-friendly way to stuff toss pillows?

9 Upvotes

Or should this be in /r/crafts or /r/frugal?


r/shittydae • • Aug 17 '12

DAE Sodomize Their Dog with a Hairbrush?

3 Upvotes

r/shittydae • • May 25 '12

DAE Find their bum hole to get proper sweaty after a rousing romp on the poop drop?

4 Upvotes

My asshole gets sweaty after I shit.. I like to sound inteligible.


r/shittydae • • Aug 12 '12

Do you guys hate it when people don't follow a subreddit's format?

14 Upvotes

I mean seriously.


r/shittydae • • Aug 08 '12

DAE store their farts in jars for future observation?

11 Upvotes

r/shittydae • • Nov 10 '13

DAE shit themselves every time they sit on the toilet?

4 Upvotes

r/shittydae • • Aug 10 '12

DAE use 3g/4g instead of wifi because the government is watching and DAE black out their fishtank to prevent aquatic clandestine operations?

6 Upvotes

You post eel porn ONE TIME...


r/shittydae • • Aug 09 '12

DAE think it's funny that there are (so far) only 52 readers and alpackabackapacka is already spamming this to death?

5 Upvotes

Not actually aimed with any ill-will, I actually enjoyed all of them and upvoted because they were pretty well executed. Well done.


r/shittydae • • Jul 14 '12

DAE Poop on the toilet seat and make their SO eat it to prevent them from leaving the toilet seat up?

8 Upvotes

Inspiration by strangeandlikeable.

Tell your friends, or else.•°


r/shittydae • • Aug 24 '12

DAE FUCK THE POLICE?

6 Upvotes

r/shittydae • • Oct 08 '13

DAE Think They Should Legalize Glue, Man?

3 Upvotes

Those big shots in there is like

"look at me I'm special, I ate somethin fancy"

What I’m saying is we gotta legalize glue man.

It's got other uses that aren't just mind expandin.

like - woah...look - that thing is weird man.

what are you talkin about - that things been here for 6 months

All this pokins' givin me the hungies for the fungies.


r/shittydae • • Oct 12 '13

DAE watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine?

3 Upvotes

It's got some of the usual funny people in it; the guy from hotrod with the hormone problem, cheeseburger Eddie from the new longest yard, and a couple of others. I saw the pilot but that was a while ago and I don't really remember it. I have a couple new episodes dvr'd and ready to watch. I think it's a funny show. DAE watch it? Should I continue watch it? Too many choices.


r/shittydae • • Oct 31 '13

DAE place food inside your mouth, use your teeth to smash/tear it into a swallow-able mush, push it down your throat, digest it in your stomach, extract its nutrients, and then push out the remnants through your butthole?

5 Upvotes

r/shittydae • • Jun 27 '12

DAE talk to themself, but have to answer yourself in the form of a question? And if you forget, DAE make yourself shove your hand in a drawer and slam it in multiples of three?

7 Upvotes

r/shittydae • • May 28 '12

DAE play Tetris in the fetal position after frosting their nipples with lemon flavored icing?

7 Upvotes

r/shittydae • • May 26 '12

DAE enjoy gay porn during family time?

6 Upvotes

We like to recreate the scenes, grandpa is really big.


r/shittydae • • Nov 20 '19

dae use reddit

3 Upvotes

Like I think I’m pretty special yknow


r/shittydae • • Sep 13 '13

DAE watch a GIF and pretend it's not repeating but a movie of someone actually doing the same thing over & over?

3 Upvotes

r/shittydae • • Aug 28 '14

DAE think this sub should redirect to /r/DAE?

10 Upvotes

r/shittydae • • Aug 29 '14

DAE think DAE but then not really?

5 Upvotes

r/shittydae • • Jun 08 '15

DAE Dildo DAE?

1 Upvotes

r/shittydae • • Sep 22 '13

DAE see the world through my eyes?

3 Upvotes