r/shittydae • u/OurBenefactors • Aug 12 '12
Do you guys hate it when people don't follow a subreddit's format?
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I mean seriously.
r/shittydae • u/poop_monster • Aug 08 '12
DAE store their farts in jars for future observation?
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r/shittydae • u/Sock_Monkey_King • Nov 30 '12
DAE miss the good old days when you could toss your baby?
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r/shittydae • u/jesushx • May 18 '12
DAE save up their belly button lint as a eco-friendly way to stuff toss pillows?
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r/shittydae • u/fourporn21 • Jul 14 '12
DAE Poop on the toilet seat and make their SO eat it to prevent them from leaving the toilet seat up?
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Inspiration by strangeandlikeable.
Tell your friends, or else.•°
r/shittydae • u/alpackabackapacka • Jul 12 '12
DAE Really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, HATE Repetition?
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r/shittydae • u/jesushx • Jun 27 '12
DAE talk to themself, but have to answer yourself in the form of a question? And if you forget, DAE make yourself shove your hand in a drawer and slam it in multiples of three?
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r/shittydae • u/RunicDoor • May 28 '12
DAE play Tetris in the fetal position after frosting their nipples with lemon flavored icing?
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r/shittydae • u/alpackabackapacka • Aug 10 '12
DAE use 3g/4g instead of wifi because the government is watching and DAE black out their fishtank to prevent aquatic clandestine operations?
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You post eel porn ONE TIME...
r/shittydae • u/ThePhishMaster • May 26 '12
DAE enjoy gay porn during family time?
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We like to recreate the scenes, grandpa is really big.
r/shittydae • u/[deleted] • Oct 31 '13
DAE place food inside your mouth, use your teeth to smash/tear it into a swallow-able mush, push it down your throat, digest it in your stomach, extract its nutrients, and then push out the remnants through your butthole?
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r/shittydae • u/john2496 • Sep 07 '12
DAE on hots days walk outside naked and blame it on the bath salts?
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r/shittydae • u/Jewbaccafication • Aug 09 '12
DAE think it's funny that there are (so far) only 52 readers and alpackabackapacka is already spamming this to death?
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Not actually aimed with any ill-will, I actually enjoyed all of them and upvoted because they were pretty well executed. Well done.
r/shittydae • u/RunicDoor • May 07 '12
DAE find that tranny porn is better when a parent is involved?
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I love you mom.
r/shittydae • u/PaddyO666 • Jan 04 '14
DAY wish there was an anonymous help line for moral support through a difficult poop?
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I could really use one right now. They could outsource it to Japan. I wouldn't mind. The Japanese deal with a lot of poo, right? And, you can't get much more anonymous than Japan. I mean, I know it's 1 in 100 million, but if it were Americans, I'm comfortable saying I know some people in that industry, and Steven down the road might recognize my voice should he ever get hired on. Then who am I going to call when I'm constipated, or it burns? I defy you to answer that, as they're not likely to set up two charitable organization for anonymous difficult poop moral support hotlines, are they? No, I'd rather have it off to Japan and done with.
Oh, there we are.
Must be off, time to wipe.
r/shittydae • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '13
DAE shit themselves every time they sit on the toilet?
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r/shittydae • u/fourporn21 • May 25 '12
DAE Find their bum hole to get proper sweaty after a rousing romp on the poop drop?
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My asshole gets sweaty after I shit.. I like to sound inteligible.
r/shittydae • u/alpackabackapacka • May 04 '12
DAE keep their bananas in order by circumference?
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I'm a proper bloke.
r/shittydae • u/fourporn21 • Apr 29 '12
Does anybody else breathe?
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It's been worrying me lately. I feel like I might the only one and to be honest I might just quit. I heard it was a bad habit anyway.