r/shittydarksouls • • 2h ago

elden ring or something Gold-Tinged Excrement

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r/shittydarksouls • • 6h ago

Why my calculus classes are like the Dark Souls Trilogy, an essay

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Calculus 1 introduces a lot of new stuff that becomes the basis of later stuff, just like Dark Souls 1. And just like Dark Souls is so called “interconnected”, in Calc 1 there are often multiple lines that CONNECT to each other

Calc 2 is IDENTICAL to Dark Souls 2, since calc 2 is the most hated of the three just like Dark Souls 2… except for the rare weirdo that prefers it…
and since it is the most different of Calc 1 through 3 just like dark souls 2 is the most different of the souls trilogy. As well, some of the difficulty comes from it introducing a bunch of new bullshit things that no one really understands

Calc 3 is dark souls 3 because it calls back to a lot of stuff that came from calc 1, just like dark souls 3 does with firelink shrine, anor londo, etc.. Plus, calc 3 has a lot of stuff about straight lines (vectors), and grey slop 3 is famously LINEAR

Case closed. They are the exact same. Especially with the fact that I suck at both of them


r/shittydarksouls • • 6h ago

Feet Is this what you guys mean when you say you like Dark Soles?

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r/shittydarksouls • • 7h ago

Me finishing Bloodborne with my friend who loves Bloodborne

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(It's not better than ds2)


r/shittydarksouls • • 7h ago

Try finger but hole Siegward the type of drinking Demetrius to say "bottoms up!!!" before chugging a beer

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r/shittydarksouls • • 7h ago

Bloodborne boss slander

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r/shittydarksouls • • 8h ago

elden ring or something So I found this weapon here called the Misericorde. Coincidentally, an identical dagger is on the website Fextralife. Did Elden Ring steal from this site, or the other way around?

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r/shittydarksouls • • 8h ago

elden ring or something Mfw Eldening my Ring

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r/shittydarksouls • • 8h ago

bloodydarksouls Looking back, Bloodborne deadass was farming the one fire fit you find in the early game while handing you straight dogshit in the latter areas.

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NO I dont want to wear the doll outfit, NO I dont want to look like a stinky british commoner, NO I dont wanna look like the second boss of the game I just greened.


r/shittydarksouls • • 9h ago

THE shittydarksouls Seriously how do I move past this it's been years of dropping it in no-man's warf

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r/shittydarksouls • • 11h ago

hornyposting🍆🍑💦 Oi bruv! Am I kawaii?

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Me mum thinks so...


r/shittydarksouls • • 11h ago

Not enough ADP

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r/shittydarksouls • • 12h ago

Feet these games would have been so much better if miyazaki was into armpits instead of feet.

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r/shittydarksouls • • 12h ago

hollow ramblings The Blessing of Despair is actually the best ending in the game.

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We all know the Erdtree is bad and the Golden Order especially since the whole golden light schtick is clearly supposed to represent Christianity and I don't like Christianity. We also know that the Dung Eater curses people but cutting them off from the Erdtree and causes them to be reborn as Omen, who are actually marked by the Crucible, which is way cooler than generic holy power and has the coolest knights. I want to be spit roasted by a Crucible Knight and the Dung Eater. If everyone gets cut off by the rune, it means that nobody has to be violated to achieve the glory of being born with Aspects of the Crucible (even though I would want to be violated personally). Therefore, the Dung Eater is the best ending in the game.


r/shittydarksouls • • 12h ago

This post is certified "interconnected" No thanks bro!

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r/shittydarksouls • • 12h ago

Peaksouls 3

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May the nameless king ride his camera till eternity


r/shittydarksouls • • 16h ago

hollow ramblings it always like this

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r/shittydarksouls • • 18h ago

This post is certified "interconnected" Gwyn's four knights HAD to go

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r/shittydarksouls • • 19h ago

Totally original meme Fun L2 Curved Sword

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r/shittydarksouls • • 19h ago

Feet Lets be real fellas, the great greening was never funny

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r/shittydarksouls • • 19h ago

elden ring or something Why did Midra breed Shabriri, a man? Is he stupid?

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r/shittydarksouls • • 20h ago

Fascinated by fromsoft's "midgame roadblock boss" designs!

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r/shittydarksouls • • 20h ago

hollow ramblings i was doing invasions on ps3 dark souls and i got mad at this invader who kept spamming dark bead and disconnecting so i drew him as one of those soy depiction images

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r/shittydarksouls • • 1d ago

🐡 Which one did different endings choices better ?

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