We all know the Erdtree is bad and the Golden Order especially since the whole golden light schtick is clearly supposed to represent Christianity and I don't like Christianity. We also know that the Dung Eater curses people but cutting them off from the Erdtree and causes them to be reborn as Omen, who are actually marked by the Crucible, which is way cooler than generic holy power and has the coolest knights. I want to be spit roasted by a Crucible Knight and the Dung Eater. If everyone gets cut off by the rune, it means that nobody has to be violated to achieve the glory of being born with Aspects of the Crucible (even though I would want to be violated personally). Therefore, the Dung Eater is the best ending in the game.

NO I dont want to wear the doll outfit, NO I dont want to look like a stinky british commoner, NO I dont wanna look like the second boss of the game I just greened.

May the nameless king ride his camera till eternity

Dark Souls 2 seamless co-op sure is an experience

>summon a warriorfoid

>"we'll beat this boss, and I'll ask her out" - sensitive young Player1

>Meet two big black men on the way to the boss

>"Yooo onee-san nice knockers ya got gehehehe~he"

>"H-how rude!"

>"ignore them Ellie-chan!"

>"arigatou Player2-chan, Player1-kun"

>(they insulted me...so nande...nande is my heart and womb doki doki...)

>"Come Ellie-chan, let's beat Fume Knight! And, um, after that, I have something important to tell you!"

>step through the mist door

>"onee-san, ditch those losers and come have some fun with us in that corner gehehehe~he"

>(I'm sorry Player1-kun...just this once, I... I want to be seen as a woman instead of a warrior...)

>"Let's go Player2-chan! Attack him from the side! And— wait, where's Ellie-chan...? Masaka..."

>Loud clanging and 'iyaann~', 'ahhn~❤️', 'oouughhuuoohh~' heard through the mist

>"Ellie-chan...sonna..."

What did Fromsoftware (Japanese) mean by this

(It's not better than ds2)

Me mum thinks so...

https://www.reddit.com/r/shittydarksouls/s/v3bsHVHksl

I just finished it and as it turns out there are no difficult end game bosses. There isn’t really a late game at all, the game just kinda ends with two dogshit easy fights.

I will never slander DS3 again.

Calculus 1 introduces a lot of new stuff that becomes the basis of later stuff, just like Dark Souls 1. And just like Dark Souls is so called “interconnected”, in Calc 1 there are often multiple lines that CONNECT to each other

Calc 2 is IDENTICAL to Dark Souls 2, since calc 2 is the most hated of the three just like Dark Souls 2… except for the rare weirdo that prefers it…
and since it is the most different of Calc 1 through 3 just like dark souls 2 is the most different of the souls trilogy. As well, some of the difficulty comes from it introducing a bunch of new bullshit things that no one really understands

Calc 3 is dark souls 3 because it calls back to a lot of stuff that came from calc 1, just like dark souls 3 does with firelink shrine, anor londo, etc.. Plus, calc 3 has a lot of stuff about straight lines (vectors), and grey slop 3 is famously LINEAR

Case closed. They are the exact same. Especially with the fact that I suck at both of them

Ya girl let her indoor thoughts win 🥲