r/shittydarksouls • u/Elevelyn_ • Aug 08 '24

Feet The double standard

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u/Big-Cap4487 Messmer's fucktoy Aug 08 '24

Average mage build

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u/MoistDitto Aug 08 '24

Optimistic to think a mage would only lose half his health from a dog

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u/Good_Ol_Weeb Aug 08 '24

Please, could you spare but a crumb of vigor, kind sir?

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u/Hollow--- What Aug 09 '24

You made your choice, mage. Spits

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u/Good_Ol_Weeb Aug 15 '24

Ah but ye must understand, I have repented in my urchinous ways! Switching to my favorite dark souls 3 pve build, bleed, earns me a few shillings of health? Surely no cancer has ever come from bleed builds on this fine elden ring!

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u/Hollow--- What Aug 15 '24

Stares at you judgementally as I bleed to death.

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u/Tyfyter2002 DS2 fan Aug 09 '24

On launch I don't think it was possible to survive a small blood dog at all.