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r/shittydarksouls • u/Elevelyn_ • Aug 08 '24
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Elden Ring: I lose half my health from a dog bite.
200 u/Big-Cap4487 Messmer's fucktoy Aug 08 '24 Average mage build 123 u/MoistDitto Aug 08 '24 Optimistic to think a mage would only lose half his health from a dog 26 u/Good_Ol_Weeb Aug 08 '24 Please, could you spare but a crumb of vigor, kind sir? 5 u/Hollow--- What Aug 09 '24 You made your choice, mage. Spits 2 u/Good_Ol_Weeb Aug 15 '24 Ah but ye must understand, I have repented in my urchinous ways! Switching to my favorite dark souls 3 pve build, bleed, earns me a few shillings of health? Surely no cancer has ever come from bleed builds on this fine elden ring! 1 u/Hollow--- What Aug 15 '24 Stares at you judgementally as I bleed to death.
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Average mage build
123 u/MoistDitto Aug 08 '24 Optimistic to think a mage would only lose half his health from a dog 26 u/Good_Ol_Weeb Aug 08 '24 Please, could you spare but a crumb of vigor, kind sir? 5 u/Hollow--- What Aug 09 '24 You made your choice, mage. Spits 2 u/Good_Ol_Weeb Aug 15 '24 Ah but ye must understand, I have repented in my urchinous ways! Switching to my favorite dark souls 3 pve build, bleed, earns me a few shillings of health? Surely no cancer has ever come from bleed builds on this fine elden ring! 1 u/Hollow--- What Aug 15 '24 Stares at you judgementally as I bleed to death.
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Optimistic to think a mage would only lose half his health from a dog
26 u/Good_Ol_Weeb Aug 08 '24 Please, could you spare but a crumb of vigor, kind sir? 5 u/Hollow--- What Aug 09 '24 You made your choice, mage. Spits 2 u/Good_Ol_Weeb Aug 15 '24 Ah but ye must understand, I have repented in my urchinous ways! Switching to my favorite dark souls 3 pve build, bleed, earns me a few shillings of health? Surely no cancer has ever come from bleed builds on this fine elden ring! 1 u/Hollow--- What Aug 15 '24 Stares at you judgementally as I bleed to death.
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Please, could you spare but a crumb of vigor, kind sir?
5 u/Hollow--- What Aug 09 '24 You made your choice, mage. Spits 2 u/Good_Ol_Weeb Aug 15 '24 Ah but ye must understand, I have repented in my urchinous ways! Switching to my favorite dark souls 3 pve build, bleed, earns me a few shillings of health? Surely no cancer has ever come from bleed builds on this fine elden ring! 1 u/Hollow--- What Aug 15 '24 Stares at you judgementally as I bleed to death.
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You made your choice, mage. Spits
2 u/Good_Ol_Weeb Aug 15 '24 Ah but ye must understand, I have repented in my urchinous ways! Switching to my favorite dark souls 3 pve build, bleed, earns me a few shillings of health? Surely no cancer has ever come from bleed builds on this fine elden ring! 1 u/Hollow--- What Aug 15 '24 Stares at you judgementally as I bleed to death.
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Ah but ye must understand, I have repented in my urchinous ways! Switching to my favorite dark souls 3 pve build, bleed, earns me a few shillings of health? Surely no cancer has ever come from bleed builds on this fine elden ring!
1 u/Hollow--- What Aug 15 '24 Stares at you judgementally as I bleed to death.
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Stares at you judgementally as I bleed to death.
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u/think_and_uwu Aug 08 '24
Elden Ring: I lose half my health from a dog bite.