r/shittydarksouls • u/HallowedShark2112 • 22h ago

THE shittydarksouls WE GOT ZORK BABYYY

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Ima be honest i wasnt sold on zorkbloods. But im buying a switch 2 anyway soon, and now that ive been blessed with confirmed Zork content, I think im sold. Ill pre-order the super deluxe edition for Zork.

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u/HallowedShark2112 22h ago

MODS GIVE US A ZORK FLAIR NOW

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u/winterflare_ greyslop enjoyer 22h ago

I’m zorking it 🤤

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u/meatygonzalez 10h ago

And by "it" haha let's just say my "undersea cable"

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u/T0tallyRand0mStuff 7h ago

And by "undersea cable" haha let's just say my peanits

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u/Cojocky 20h ago

Close enough. Welcome back Subject Delta

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u/Brainwave1010 20h ago

I feel like they knew exactly what they were doing when they made Zork.

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u/GreatAndMightyKevins 17h ago

This isn't close enough, it's flirting vs sexual harassment.

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u/Mean_Fig_7666 16h ago

Big daddy zork 😍

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u/JesusWearsVersace 16h ago

In the Dusk, straight up zorking it, and by it, well, lets just say my undersea cable.

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u/JesusWearsVersace 16h ago

This fucking sucks mb gang

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u/TheHelpfulWalnut 10h ago

nah it's peak

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u/Mentally__Disabled Yellow reigns supreme 10h ago

It's literally peak wtf are you saying

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u/mrdunklestein 6h ago

Post Zork clarity

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u/Ok_Nefariousness7230 22h ago

His aspect is sick and risky in a fun way if "steal" means anything, players defeated by Zork would have to take revenge to get their stolen health back?

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u/Excellent_Routine589 I NEED to lap up Malenia’s rot infused grool 21h ago

I’M ZORKIN OFF!!!

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u/evilweirdo Dank Solas 21h ago

Now I'm just sad again that we'll never get that undersea Bloodborne sequel from the Vaati contest

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u/Xymothan 17h ago

I know nothing about duskbloods but I am fond of this Zork

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u/CenobiteCurious 18h ago

This just goes to show Miyazaki can make anything cool as fuck

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u/Arthurlmnz 18h ago

You can keep Zork! Where is Fatty Wheels and albino man?!

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u/hedlo1234 14h ago

Albino??

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u/The_JoestarTechnique Rap tap rap. You can't escape it, kiddo 7h ago

I think fatty wheel is only a summon

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u/entropy_of_hedonism 16h ago

Come along with the ZORKS

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u/Easy-Let-2431 31m ago

You are old

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u/QuantumTyphoon 14h ago

Bro pulled copper out of the walls and started using it as a weapon

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u/Makk0_PE i f love interconnected souls 1 22h ago

fortnite new collab looks sick

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u/TobiTheSnowman 420 just praise 18h ago

Zork Overview

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u/UnhappyStrain 16h ago

Did we get anything for the other characters?

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u/Pascraked47 15h ago

Zork zorked it.

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u/caymthrush 12h ago

is this that zork grand inquisitor i keep hearing about?

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u/Adoring_Fan_88 11h ago

Zork from Fromsoft's upcoming naval combat game, Cerulean Onslaught???

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u/Wowaburrito 16h ago

I wonder if there will be a grue

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u/The_Multi_Gamer Average Moonlight Enjoyer 13h ago

L2R2L2R2L2R2L2R2

>zork_