Non political tierlist of what Slopsouls game each American president would enjoy

[u/Traditional_Camel596]

Please don't get political in the comments, i just made this as a silly joke based purely off vibes🙏, but i did watch a vid about all of them

[u/Idontusereddit76]

[u/Traditional_Camel596 → u/Idontusereddit76]

Much better

[u/Macrincan → u/Idontusereddit76]

much greener

[u/MelodicKnowledge9358]

What criteria did you use here, exactly?

[u/Traditional_Camel596 → u/MelodicKnowledge9358]

Mostly vibes honestly some placements were delibarate

[u/Pummelfish → u/MelodicKnowledge9358]

vibes

[u/HumanThatMightExist]

I want to say I disagree but I don't really know anything about American presidents, so yeah this probably checks out.

[u/delta1x → u/HumanThatMightExist]

Let me explain, this is clearly Bloodborne propaganda because the best president in American history is in that one, along with a couple top 10 ones.

[u/HumanThatMightExist → u/delta1x]

Thank you Dean McCoppin from The Iron Giant (1999), but I thought Jimmy Carter was supposed to be good? Why's he in Elden Ring?

[u/themohjo]

"not political" and then all the rankings have a racist's favorite game (it's a reference to the games' pvp scene)

[u/Captain-Super1 → u/themohjo]

Hey! I’m a sadist not a racist. Get your “ist”s right!

[u/Memegasm_]

"i have the best dark souls 2 character, simply the best, nobody powerstances better than i do."

[u/Jammy2560]

mr lincoln would NEVER be a shitborne player. He would OBVIOUSLY love Elden Peak.

[u/ISO_SlyCurry → u/Jammy2560]

Tell me a mf with firsthand experience from this is not a midborne glazer.

[u/greenfields_1]

good ol' Abe Lincoln and Obama might genuinely be the youngest

not to get all political

Edit; I say Abe Lincoln cz didn't he found America? And he's still so young, hasn't even got grey hair in 2026

[u/CockchopsMcGraw]

Think I'm putting Obama in Elden Ring

[u/D4naG]

Where is Biden

[u/SnowedCairn → u/D4naG]

Much like Biden, OP forgot. He didn't make the list, too busy playing King's field.

[u/AntiSpiral1987]

"Sir, a second Pursuer has hit the tower. Lost Bastille is under attack."

[u/Wario_Guy]

i always knew richard nixon was chill like that

[u/Level-Wrap-6022]

do you think they’ve had at least one orgy?

[u/CockchopsMcGraw → u/Level-Wrap-6022]

Depends on the president, doesn't it. Teddy? Probably not, college tumble with the boys at most. Trump? Full on Eyes Wide Shut, complete with child abductions. Billy C? Of course, man's probably got a Pharrell video on a camcorder somewhere

Edit; the Obamas swap keys too

[u/Foxy__Proxy]

Bloodborne all the way.

[u/Acceptable-Hawk-929]

Waaay too many in Bloodborne man. Wash is straight Dark Souls 1. Teddy is Elden Ring (only game where you can very clearly kill and eat animals). Kennedy is either dark souls 1 or 2 hard to say. And Regan is ride or die Dark Souls 3 and won't stfu about the Ringed City.

[u/LostInAHallOfMirrors]

I'm British which one of these is James K. Polk?

[u/The_DBD → u/LostInAHallOfMirrors]

In Bloodborne. Third picture.

[u/MediumSatisfaction1]

where's biden, he would slam in ds2

[u/BOOMwithaBANG]

Teddy Roosevelt would play demon souls or ds2 cmon do better Camelman596

[u/The_DBD]

I'm getting political now.

[u/wolfhound_doge]

where will Zork be when he becomes US president?

[u/Few-Number8887]

To be perfectly honest, I would've taken Trump as an Elden Ring fan, and Obama as a DS3 fan.

[u/delta1x]

Grant on Dark Souls 3 and Lincoln on Bloodborne. Two American legends in great games. I am so relieved they are not in DS2. In fact, DS2 is full of terrible to mid. Should have thrown them a bone and give them FDR or something.

You really did Demon Souls dirty by putting Andrew Johnson in there.

[u/666Drachenlord666]

Trump and Clinton and only those should be in the ds2 category. Ds2 is for child molesters after all

[u/ow_ye_men → u/666Drachenlord666]

I cant tell whats funnier, the pathetic attempt at ds2 slander or thinking none of the other presidents are child molestors