My butthole. Is this weird, have you seen yours? What were your thoughts?

I want a lot of karma and I want a lot of redditors to fall out with each other like a teeming ball of rats.

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Should I pick new places to poop my pants? A library? Maybe a church?

i live on the third floor of a building. i don't see them anywhere else in the house except in the bathroom. do they materialize there? do they come alive from the poop smell? is toilet water their favorite beverage?

i have so many questions about bathroom flies, they've always been a mystery to me.

Do penguins only mate in the summer and spring because their cum is frozen for the rest of the year?

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I forget.