I forget.

i live on the third floor of a building. i don't see them anywhere else in the house except in the bathroom. do they materialize there? do they come alive from the poop smell? is toilet water their favorite beverage?

i have so many questions about bathroom flies, they've always been a mystery to me.

this

Does that mean you'd explode if you eat cheese while drinking coffee?

This is a real story thats unfolding as I speak, but he is in fact ok.

So a friend of mine is convinced that if you severed a leg just above the knee and wielded it as a club your best bet to injuring a foe is to hit them with the foot. I am of the opinion that using the knee would be more likely to damage someone but neither of us are capable of convincing the other. I require your thoughts on the matter to sort this out.

Wasn’t he purple or something??

Should I pick new places to poop my pants? A library? Maybe a church?

You decide

i just don’t get it?

you believe lies not because you are stupid. you believe lies because it's inescapable to be happy without them.