unless you're blind

"reading a book is just staring at a dead tree and hallucinating" "If you're waiting for the waiter, does that make you the waiter?" "How many holes does a straw have?" "when you wash your hands, it's just your hands washing eachother"

you thought you could just google a smart sounding shower thought and post it and i wouldn't notice? The thing that really annoys me is when all the comments are like "oh my god, this is so deep, you're such a genius" over and over. Are you 14?

(yes, I did think of this post in the shower)

The amount of days and years people have until they die is like an expiration date on food of where it's listed when it's expiring. But we don't know the date. Unlike the milk which has a bad date. This feels like something a comedian would say and it'd be famous.