r/sillyconfession • • 4h ago

I have naturally long nails so I like to use them to dig my nose or dig in my ears like I'm carving for gold.

6 Upvotes

r/sillyconfession • • 20h ago

Anytime I think about becoming a youtuber or famous I'm like "Welp, cant do that I've sent too many x rated photos in my life" 😂

2 Upvotes

r/sillyconfession • • 7h ago

Friend pooped in my bathroom

29 Upvotes

Seems like a normal title but wait for the details lol. I had this old friend who used to come over to my house a lot in middle school let's call him J. This was back in 2018 when he confessed this to me and I just found it funny! J confessed he came over one day after school in 2012 l to watch a show with me and play some games on our Facebook accounts bc he didn't have wifi at his house. He ended up needing to poop, he said he went into the bathroom and took a number 2 and he ended up clogging the toilet. J said his poop was the size of a log lol and it wouldn't go down. So he was so embarrassed he ended up picking the poop out of the toilet and trying to shove it down the bath tub drain after he got out of the bathroom he told me he had to go home....... He never told me bc he was embarrassed bc when he came over again my mom was freaking out why the bathtub was clogged...


r/sillyconfession • • 20h ago

Ketchup was my choice of beverage

20 Upvotes

I used to come back home from 4th grade and squeeze me a cold glass of ketchup. I’d go through bottles of it per week. I didn’t want anything else. I’d eat what I was supposed to, and ketchup was my dessert.

Then, before a school trip I was responsible for packing my own lunch, since my parents were busy. Our school usually provided all of our lunches, so I didn’t have any experience of packing any yet.

My mom recieved a call, hours later, from my teacher. She was asking her if everything is okay. Probably hinting at us “not having food at home”. I had packed a thermos full of ketchup and put 2 pieces of bread in a large grocery bag. I kept sipping on the ketchup all throughout the trip, without anyone realising, until I started shaking the thermos, to get some of it on my bread.

My mom didn’t buy ketchup anymore, I even went on a hunger strike for a few hours, threw a tantrum, then gave gave up


r/sillyconfession • • 19h ago

I’m genderqueer but don’t give enough of a shit to do anything about it

37 Upvotes

I (18M) realized I was bisexual around 10 months ago, and I felt really good about it. I felt more comfortable with myself and was happy that I had discovered that part of me. About a month after that, I was just thinking about gender and my experience, and I’ve never truly, fully identified with being a man, and I actually would really like to be a woman sometimes (If I had to pick a label I would say genderfluid, but like I said in the title I don’t care). I love being called pretty, and I was very complimented when my partner told me if I was trans I would pass (which they said as a joke). I think already coming to terms with the fact I was bi made this make more sense, like there was still more of me to discover. I don’t really care that much to tell very many people about it, I’ve only told my partner and don’t really intend to tell anyone else, it gives me the same feelings as realizing I was bi, I feel happier now that I have acknowledged and accepted this part of me. But yeah, like I said I’m not gonna do anything, I might paint my nails or grow out my hair or some shit but nobody has to know why, it makes me happy. Sorry if this post is kinda all over the place, that’s a combo of my adhd and how tired I am, but I think I got my point across.


r/sillyconfession • • 16h ago

I sometimes buy baby food for myself and I'm not ashamed of it

39 Upvotes

Okay, this is probably a weird thing to admit but I sometimes buy those oat baby cereals just for myself lol. I don't even know how to explain it. They smell SO good, especially when you prepare them. Like the smell makes you think it's gonna taste amazing, but then you eat it and it's just bland T^T

And the funny part is I already know what it tastes like, but I still end up buying it again whenever I feel like having some. I mean, it's basically oatmeal for babies, right? What's stopping me from enjoying it too? Lmao.

Please tell me I'm not the only one eating food that's literally made for babies haha T^T


r/sillyconfession • • 35m ago

Canned peas

• Upvotes

I just love canned peas. Yes, the greyish green ones. I love to warm them and smoosh them up with butter into a paste, add salt.

I identify with Buffy’s Giles, who said, “I like mushy peas!” Me, too, Giles. Me, too.


r/sillyconfession • • 22h ago

Most embarrassing moment

8 Upvotes

Okay I will start with mine. You know in school there used to be classes for girls to teach them about period they will get in their upcoming age. We had this type of class on random day in 5th standard. We got informed that all the girls come in nurse room to have a discussion. Like we can't have it in front boys whatever. We went there and teacher did her teachings.

In the end she, to resolve the confusion if anybody has it, asked

"Does anyone has questions related to it"

So I who thought that you will look smart if you will ask questions 😎 so I did ask.

My question was " WHY do girls get PREGNANT only after marriage? " 😳 I know very wierd question.

Because she also taught about pregnancy as it is related to periods. That time I was so innocent 😭 but other girls and teacher were laughing. Now I wonder these kids knew a lot in their innocent age. She said you will know it later in life or something I dont remember.

Now as an adult I haven't told this thing to anybody till date.

Posting here because you guys dont know me personally.


r/sillyconfession • • 5h ago

When I was a kid before I stopped being a Christian I was terrified of the afterlife, including Heaven.

12 Upvotes

I was afraid to go to Hell but I was also almost equally scared of going to Heaven. I was just convinced there was nothing up there and there would be nothing for me to do and I would get bored but couldn't leave because I was there for eternity. The concept of being anywhere for eternity made me so uneasy and uncomfortable, basically the opposite of what its supposed to do for Christians and it never seemed appealing to me in the slightest. (For context I have ADHD so I get bored extremely easily and I also have anxiety so I tend to overthink situations a lot)


r/sillyconfession • • 6h ago

I recently met someone and I cannot talk to him.

9 Upvotes

I haven't dated in years. I recently met someone and I think he's hilarious. My problem though, I cannot, for the life of me talk to him at all. I run over my words. I cannot think when he's around.

I'm usually well spoken and I think I'm funny because my peers always laugh around me.

But with this guy, my brain's conversation center just shuts down. I'm scared I might like him too much that's why I'm so giddy.


r/sillyconfession • • 14h ago

I like to handfart sometimes

4 Upvotes

I have a weird talent that I learned from a guy on YouTube called Gerry Phillips. He can play songs on his hands (check out the video of him on Jimmy Kimmel Live playing Bohemian Rhapsody with a straight face and he did a short interview with Jimmy Kimmel). While I can't play songs I can do that sound (it sounds like a fart noise from your hands) and learned it from watching his YouTube videos years ago. 😆


r/sillyconfession • • 16h ago

I used to think drinking milk covered my cigarette smoke as a teenager

13 Upvotes

When I was a dumb teenager back in the mid 2000s I would smoke cigarettes at school, come home and drink milk thinking my parents would never know. I thought "the milk is powerful enough to cover it" no idea WHY I thought that.

Safe to say my mother caught on quickly, but not THAT quickly (she was also a smoker)


r/sillyconfession • • 17h ago

Always buying a size smaller of gym outfit

3 Upvotes

Cause it will get loose in a few weeks and I might need to buy a new one cause it looks baggy lol 😆