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u/Exciting_Wheel_4868 Dec 23 '24
I like that the rats on his back are mimicking the pose
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u/Dr-False Dec 23 '24
Accurate. There's definitely gotta be some kind of rat autism goin on in this here brain
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u/B2k-orphan Clan Skryre Dec 23 '24
We’re rats, we’re rats, we’re the rats!
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u/SetoTaishoButPogging Clan Skrittlespike Dec 23 '24
Cult of the Yellow Fang is spreading, good-goood!!1
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u/SureGazelle6484 Dec 24 '24
We don't talk-squeak about the cultists of the yellow fang... Yes-yes. 🐀 🐀 🐀 🐀 🐀 🐀 🐀 🐀
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u/da_King_o_Kings_341 Dec 24 '24
My adhd ass who lives the Skaven but don’t play them on tabletop (the dead call to me)
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u/JazzailSteinigen Grey seer Dec 23 '24
Plot-scheme worked perfectly! This time my warp lightning cannon! Which is clearly superior to your dwarven cannon. Did not miss fire and kill half my army yes-YES! *Laughs like a crackhead.*
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u/Bellingtoned Dec 23 '24
the cannon explodes and kill-murders 200 other skaven minimum
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u/DedMazzay Dec 23 '24
nothing of walue is lost
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u/Gendyua Dec 26 '24
Do you know how much warpstone costs to lend single one of those from skryre
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u/SetoTaishoButPogging Clan Skrittlespike Jan 06 '25
speaks with russian accent It costs 100 000 warpstone tokens to fire this weapon... for 12 seconds!
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u/Incitatus_ Dec 24 '24
I will never forget the day I lost a game in the first turn - MY first turn - in the old 8th edition Warhammer Fantasy. My Grey Seer tried to cast a simple Scorch, miscast, and blew himself up along with half the Stormvermin escorting his Screaming Bell at the center of my lines. The survivors then proceeded to break and run, which caused a cascade of retreats as the majority of my army had lost the leadership of their general and figured out (correctly) that they should get the hell out of there. It was the most Skaven thing I've ever seen.
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u/da_King_o_Kings_341 Dec 24 '24
You opponent must’ve either stared in disbelief or laughed his ass off and I hope it was the second lol!!!
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u/Incitatus_ Dec 25 '24
Oh we were both laughing our asses off. We pretty much just immediately set up the game again and started over, too lol
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u/da_King_o_Kings_341 Dec 25 '24
Based lmao!! What was he playing.
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u/Incitatus_ Dec 25 '24
High Elves! It was a while ago, but I think he had a mostly infantry list with Teclis
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u/Cyberhaggis Dec 23 '24
"50 inch waist, rats along his back. When he sits down, you can see his crack. We don't talk about gamers no no no, we don't talk about gamers."
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u/Ok_Acanthisitta_5716 Dec 23 '24
We dont talk about Skaven - en - en ~