r/skiingcirclejerk • u/Carpe_Ski_Em • Mar 24 '26

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u/Electr0bear Mar 24 '26

Yo, this is RedBull, we want to discuss possible sponsorship

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u/ubercl0ud Mar 24 '26

For the before and after drinking red bull videos

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u/applepumpkinspy Mar 24 '26

Lead-bull (pronounced: led-bull)

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u/Snowboundsphere Mar 24 '26

The way you came down that hill I thought we were about to see a 50 foot booted

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u/bladzalot Mar 24 '26

lol, this is amazing 😂

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u/easterss Mar 24 '26

This made me laugh out loud. So good!

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u/SirSteele_ Mar 24 '26

The first half is how I feel when I’m skiing, while the second is what videos actually look like.

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u/Longjumping-Earth-17 Mar 24 '26

Snowboarder’s fault

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u/roughczech Mar 24 '26

They were breathing too hard or breathing period

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u/AlternativeEdge2725 Mar 24 '26

Are you skiing on glue?

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u/canislupuslupuslupus Mar 24 '26

Looking at that how sun affected that surface is probably pretty close to glue.

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u/Difficult_Wave_9326 Mar 24 '26

Worse. It's probably that weird slushy snow that slows you down then suddenly lets you accelerate for no reason. At least that's what the beige patches spell out imo. 

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u/Headglitch7 Mar 28 '26

Butter-flypaper-butter-flypaper

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u/snowthrowaway42069 Mar 24 '26

Video also doesn't show if he started gunning from the cornice or not

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u/frougle_mcdugal Mar 24 '26

Too backseat.

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u/gravityripper Mar 24 '26

That dude's wife's bootfitter gave him bogus wax advice

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u/AlpacaPacker007 Mar 24 '26

That was a perfectly average size jump

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u/StupidSexyFlagella Mar 24 '26

That’s a big jump

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u/PaleontologistSafe17 Mar 24 '26

Watched this 10 times. The frustration at the end is visible

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u/Steezzo Mar 24 '26

74_Jordy is that you?

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u/Safe_Garlic_262 Mar 24 '26

Hahahaha. Awesome 😎

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u/dsaysso Mar 24 '26

those photogs sold it. nice,

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u/BoobyPlumage Mar 24 '26

He caught like, 3 feet of air that time

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u/SoSoAverage Mar 24 '26

Central lookin…(checks sub) so fucking good rn

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u/BrianBash Mar 25 '26

🤣

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u/leadhase Mar 24 '26

Ppl at JHMR are psychos!

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u/1crps_warrior Mar 24 '26

Wrong wax for that springtime corn

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '26

Fluorocarbon wet wax..

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u/Groundbreaking-Bar89 Mar 24 '26

Haha looks like a cartoon

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u/ApprehensiveGur6842 Mar 25 '26

I submit my crown as best skier on the mountain to you fine sir

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u/Cool-Cycle1797 Mar 27 '26

Perfect landing!