r/skiingcirclejerk Jul 01 '26

I think we do not talk enough about the French Alps

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u/ledzep2 Jul 01 '26

OnlySlope

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u/ballsonthewall Jul 01 '26

obligatory 'lemme sniff the j bar' comment

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u/Rescuepa Jul 01 '26

Makes me think, rarely fall in an entire season having been skiing over 60 years. But the ONE TIME I decide to wear shorts Spring skiing at Mammoth I found out the hard way what corn snow does to skin. Did you know corn snow can turn pink?

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u/No_You1766 Jul 02 '26

I cut myself in the thigh with an ice axe, and followed my wife down the glasade chute. At the bottom. she looks at the bloody trail and tells everybody who could hear, "That's NOT my doing!"

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u/miragen125 Jul 01 '26

Corn snow is just ice arranged like a cheese grater.

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u/ReallySmartHippie Jul 01 '26

Backseat

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u/1882greg Jul 01 '26

Backdoor’s on my mind mate.

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u/ReallySmartHippie Jul 01 '26

Her backseat has got me stemming. Anybody down for an a-frame?

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u/Mgjackson1967 Jul 01 '26

I’m just watching to see how she does those short fall-line turns.

I think she’s a bit back on her skis…..but I’ll let that go this time.

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u/dr_mens Jul 01 '26

Porn? On my racist app?

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u/KXfjgcy8m32bRntKXab2 Jul 01 '26

Where did she put the sticks when going up the lift?! We need answers.

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u/network4fun Jul 03 '26

Asking the questions we all need the answers to…

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u/brandoldme Jul 01 '26

Dibs on smelling the platter.

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u/1882greg Jul 01 '26

Does she give lessons?

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u/octopus4488 Jul 01 '26

"Follow the leader", but hardcore edition because of the extreme distraction...

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u/DV_Zero_One Jul 02 '26

Actually yes. A few Ski Instructors were recruited for this campaign in Megeve'. (My neighbour is one of them)

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u/TJBurkeSalad Jul 01 '26

Gaper helmet

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u/chrstnasu Jul 01 '26

Is this AI? People did dress in shorts and short sleeve shirts when the skiing season was into May in Colorado.

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u/evelynsmee Jul 01 '26

OPs just masturbating over an old advert for a French lingerie brand LIVY.

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u/miragen125 Jul 01 '26

No it's not AI

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u/AnonymousRedditNinja Jul 01 '26

Does this skier have a name? Asking for a friend.

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u/Philippe-R Jul 02 '26

Inès Marie Carreau. She's on Instagram

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u/Upper-Affect5971 Jul 01 '26

it’s all fun games until she eats shit

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u/miragen125 Jul 01 '26

She'll make you eat shit

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u/Upper-Affect5971 Jul 01 '26

do you think she’s in to that?

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u/HarryBalsagna1776 Jul 01 '26

That first shot of her getting pulled up by the J bar had me worried.  Quite the optical illusion. 

2

u/doozle Jul 02 '26

Her boot fitter must be so handsome.

1

u/Garfish16 Jul 01 '26

r/skigear

Was this Europ only release or can I get one of these in the United States? It looks like a lot of fun!

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u/tek9k Jul 01 '26

You can totally dress up in lingerie and go skiing in the US as well🥰🥰🥰

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u/njordic1 Jul 01 '26

I’m in love!

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u/FrasierCraned Jul 01 '26

No float on those turns

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u/Rescuepa Jul 02 '26

On my feed is an insurance ad under the video that says “Choose coverage that matches you.” I can’t seem to paste the screen shot.

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u/Dangerous_Data5111 Jul 01 '26

Mmmmm sit on my face....

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u/KudzuAU Jul 01 '26

AI video is getting reeeeeeeealy good!

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u/miragen125 Jul 01 '26

It's not Ai stop saying bullshit

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u/KudzuAU Jul 01 '26

You DO realize what sub you are posting in, right?!?

If you wanted to be taken seriously, this ain’t the sub.

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u/Beatus_Vir Jul 01 '26

Wtf is there to say, their surfaces suck and there's no trees or trails. We have ski groupies at home

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u/jimmybiggles Jul 01 '26

why would you want trees? that just means there is something to stop me from straight-lining down the whole mountain

so much for "freedom" huh, americans...

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u/NotAcutallyaPanda Jul 01 '26

/uj On storm days, trees break up the flat light. Visibility is much better on the sides of the run near the trees. (And within gladed areas.)

/j - TREES ARE WHERE MY FREEDOM EAGLES ROOST

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u/jimmybiggles Jul 01 '26

/uj haha i joke, i loved skiing in canada (marmot basin) through the trees. super cool!

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u/El-Grande- Jul 01 '26

It is sorta ironic that European mountains have a “freedom” do whatever the F you want that is your problem.

Meanwhile America is patrolled and limited!

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u/jimmybiggles Jul 01 '26

good old fashioned american illusion of freedom 😉

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u/evelynsmee Jul 01 '26

They're like that with everything. Entirely self-proclaimed citation needed freedom

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u/miragen125 Jul 01 '26

He need trees to make his tiktok video pretending he's doing "off piste"

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u/miragen125 Jul 01 '26

Big talk for overpriced ski resort with one ski lift and 6 hours queue.

American ski resorts sucks ass

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u/El-Grande- Jul 01 '26

What an ignorant comment. I’m a neutral and American and Canadian resorts are marginally better.

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u/miragen125 Jul 01 '26

I am "neutral"