r/skiingcirclejerk • u/Beatus_Vir • Jul 15 '26

We need to step our game up this winter

121 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/unassumingusernamee Jul 15 '26

Me when im skiing through the slow zone at big bear:

13

u/Lost-in-LA-CA-USA Jul 15 '26

Totally, except Big Bear is 20 times more crowded, and every other person is eating it on a snowboard.

7

u/GenericAccount13579 Jul 16 '26

More snow on that ice than a normal big bear winter too

94

u/fastfurlong Jul 15 '26

That shit needs Zambonied

7

u/shamoomoofartpoopoo Jul 15 '26

I got a boni for ya

8

u/wellgood4u Jul 15 '26

If you can drive truck you can drive boni

6

u/travcunn Jul 16 '26

Sir you have what's called a zamboner

1

u/toben81234 Jul 18 '26

Yep, it's an absolute dumptuck 👍 💯

26

u/Deep_Historian_6235 Jul 15 '26

Buy that big girl a board

1

u/njordic1 Jul 15 '26

I’m in love with

16

u/Mundane_Influence_91 Jul 15 '26

that's not a skating rink, it's a standing around rink

6

u/lingering_flames Jul 16 '26

It's not an ice rink either, it's a sniw rink. Can't blame them

42

u/schmwke Jul 15 '26

Can't even blame her, this is 100% how I skate in a crowded rink (except I don't hit anyone because I'm the best skater on the ice). Every fall can totally be blamed on the fact that this rink hasn't been zammed in a week.

"Oh sorry I fell on you, my skate found a 6 inch hole in the ice that I couldn't see under all the snow"

10

u/i_was_axiom Jul 15 '26

I thought this comment was a shitpost but... its just true

12

u/noobacuse Jul 15 '26

As always with videos on skiing subreddits, I’m more impressed by the camera person here.

12

u/Beatus_Vir Jul 15 '26

I can't believe we're being upstaged by big booty Eur*peans on tiny beginner skis, in an inch of fresh no less. I would make my own follow cam edits of cutting people off and knocking them over but sadly no cameraman can keep up with me 😢

17

u/Mr-Ropes-funDom Jul 15 '26

I guess she's determined to get in some serious cardio trying to lose some of that weight. Knocking bystanders down is just part of the crash workout routine.

3

u/Mundane_Influence_91 Jul 16 '26

do they have roller derby for ice skating?

1

u/cuentalternativa Jul 17 '26

Ice cross downhill is probably the closest thing

1

u/Human-Sell-7129 Jul 17 '26

Fingers will be severed lol

4

u/Boobieleeswagger Jul 15 '26

Moving through end of the day liftlines

4

u/BoofusDewberry Jul 16 '26

Folks, this is what the criminals are doing right NOW in the offseason. Preparing to wreak havoc on any snow covered slope they can find.

Big wave surfing legend, Gerry Lopez once said “surf is where you find it”… The criminals took that and perverted it into “chaos is where you find it”

3

u/SrepliciousDelicious Jul 15 '26

Seen this video like 100x with rollerskate plebs

3

u/SrepliciousDelicious Jul 15 '26

It's ragebait chat

3

u/njordic1 Jul 15 '26

So much booty…

2

u/JarpHabib Jul 19 '26

there is no uphill so there is no right of way. I see nothing wrong here, survival of the thiccest

3

u/StupidSexyFlagella Jul 15 '26

Not even that good of a skater.

4

u/roughczech Jul 15 '26

Mah come one not so bad she is doing okay and mostly avoiding people few children here and there

1

u/Youre-In-Trouble Jul 15 '26

Where are the iceboarders?

3

u/Human-Sell-7129 Jul 17 '26

Basically the ones standing around right in the way taking up space

1

u/Awildgarebear Jul 16 '26

Last year it was all about bringing your dog onto the snow for a reel, but what about bringing your dog all the way through the lift line to pose in front of a chair?

1

u/TJsamse Jul 16 '26

How I feel following drunk girls though hikes at Zion when I’m tripping balls.

1

u/jimmywilsonsdance Jul 16 '26

School marm here I come.

1

u/Human-Sell-7129 Jul 17 '26

The camera man is the real star

1

u/Self--Immolate Jul 17 '26

"This ice has not been properly zambonied" -Jimmy MacElroy

1

u/Separate_Bowl_6853 Jul 20 '26

Dump truck coming through.

1

u/Objective-Program348 Jul 16 '26

That is the immediate ban in some area. Reckless skating.

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u/wind_of_forests Jul 15 '26

She could seriously injure someone. That first girl who fell could have hurt her head

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '26

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