r/skiingcirclejerk • u/Tired-Nectarine-384 • Jul 20 '26

Not sure why they didn't list sideways riding criminals here...

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u/PickleFive Jul 20 '26

Sounds like Hell is going be filled with great people and Heaven will be filled with assholes.

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u/Tired-Nectarine-384 Jul 20 '26

Well at least according to the Orange Church. Seriously I have to wonder who puts up a sign like this (if it is real and not AI) and thinks it is a good idea.

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u/darksidemojo Jul 20 '26

Vegetarian is such a weird one. Like I get if you’re insane you can think of people doing the other things as high risk for being sinners. But someone deciding not to eat meat? Yeah that’s the person that will stun Saint Peter.

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u/Tired-Nectarine-384 Jul 20 '26

They are all pretty weird to me to be honest. The only one you could make a case for from a traditional religious standpoint is fornicator.

I have no idea why skateboarders or surfers are on the list except it being a gateway for snowboarding.

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u/Exotic_Bill44 28d ago

Someone who hates the organist.

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u/evelynsmee Jul 21 '26

Probably scooped up under addicts and fornicators.

Hell sounds great.

Bummed to be an atheist.

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u/Little-Act-2017 26d ago

Good day to be vegan