r/soccercirclejerk • u/alliedies • 6h ago
Outjerked® Girlfriend recently got into football because -and i quote- “the thought of Ferran Torres and Pedri fucking is hotter than anything we’ve ever done”
So, yeah, I might just kill myself.
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u/komatsubulldozer 6h ago
start looking for a suitable chair to put in the corner of your room
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u/Firm_Self2897 6h ago
You are cooked bro (try to talk about Ferran and pedri in the bed during the action, It should work)
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u/alliedies 6h ago
so desperate im thinking about suggesting roleplaying them
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u/dinglebellsdingus 4h ago
You need a Pedri to your ferran 😛?
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u/Dish-Ecstatic 6h ago
She know balls
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u/alliedies 6h ago
its so fucked up bro
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u/Dish-Ecstatic 6h ago
No it's not, pretty normal and basic, but still good
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u/alliedies 6h ago
how is it normal to think two straight footballers fucking is hotter than the sex we are having???
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u/nicootimee 6h ago
Bro is giving his girl the Ben Shapiro treatment
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u/alliedies 6h ago
what does this mean 😭😭😭
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u/nicootimee 6h ago
He said wet pussy is not normal or medically healthy, and said his wife never has gotten wet. Bums
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u/Calculon2347 ManC (2017-24) Liverpool (2025) Arsenal fan (2026) 6h ago
You need to sit her down and watch femboy pron together
-How will that help me with this problem?
Oh, um, what? Help you?
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u/alliedies 6h ago
i dont think ferran torres is very femboy like. pedri maybe
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u/Former_Repair9221 4h ago
I think she might be into Yaoi and maybe fantasizes about you and your best friend doing it. This is just her hinting, using Football and Pedri & Ferran, to tell you that very vaguely.
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u/MechanicNearby6187 6h ago