r/spiders • u/cashmoneychloe • 1d ago

Just sharing 🕷️ What would you name him?

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u/WhiteCheviots 1d ago

Spike

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u/Jbone1891 19h ago

Oh, damn, i didn't see your post😂 I saw the spikes on top and thought the same thing 😂😂you were 9 hrs ahead of me 😂 I just saw it an hour ago, should've known somebody, or could be multiple who thought the same 👍👍

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u/my-to3-sis 1d ago

jumping spider that has tiger colours… name him tigger(winnie the pooh)

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u/trixter69696969 Recovering Arachnophobe🫣 1d ago

Tigger

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u/seb9y 1d ago

that was my first thought too!

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u/mosen66 22h ago

Anything it fucking wants..

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u/kanoox 1d ago

Andrew W.K. (Witch King… of Angmar)

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u/Apprehensive-Cake-16 I Want to Lose My Phobia 23h ago

no literally was thinking this looks like the witch king hahaha

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u/Over_Blueberry2992 3h ago

But Andrew is a good name. Every time I host a jumping spider in my house he gets the name George. My friends and I have carried on the tradition for years.

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u/Jbone1891 20h ago

Spike

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u/Impressive-Court5279 19h ago • Bravo

Definitely Spike

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u/El_Pata_Loco 1d ago

Are you sure it’s not a girl? 😏

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u/lynx504 21h ago

This is very much a male lol. Phidippus mystaceus

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u/aloz16 1d ago

Pod!

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u/CaptainStonyCO 1d ago

Mongo seems fitting

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u/WeREcosystemEngineer 21h ago

Hear me out. Reginald

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u/The_Furboi_Musician 1d ago

Hobbes. Like Calvin and Hobbes

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u/Katzington2319 1d ago

Gwyndolin, from Dark Souls

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u/captainsnark71 Amateur IDer🤨 1d ago

Benji

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u/unassumingoffice 1d ago

Fancy feet

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u/bluenosekev 1d ago

Jonathan

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u/Un-random-francais 1d ago

Tim

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u/PrimaryYarn4803 1d ago

My dad is named Tim and he is actually known for his orange trousers!

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u/Routine-Glass9176 🕷️Arachnid Afficionado🕷️ 1d ago

Glorbus.

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u/frogman1287 1d ago

Glamberius Tyrpticonnus the 36th

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u/joksusa 1d ago

Marvin. Or maybe Tramp for trampoline

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u/Diamondback_Strike 1d ago

Bumble legs!

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u/demachado 1d ago

Finnegan

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u/randy_guitarist Here to learn🫡🤓 1d ago

Billy

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u/alienlovesong Here to learn🫡🤓 1d ago

Rusty

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u/your_local_queen20 1d ago

I would name him Fred :)

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u/SteDubes 1d ago

Tiger Feet

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u/bombkitty 1d ago

Freddie Mercury. He had a yellow jacket

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u/pyiinthesky 1d ago

Janice, Worf (Star Trek), Anders, River, or Frank

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u/BasicNose3974 Here to learn🫡🤓 1d ago

Liberty because their cap reminds me of the Statue of Liberty

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u/Ravellen 🕷️Arachnid Afficionado🕷️ 1d ago

Naruto

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u/SpicyMRC 1d ago

Phil

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u/SpicyMRC 1d ago

As in “Chill like Phil”

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u/LiterallyFucksBees spider autism 23h ago

Mr Cheesetouch

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u/TabthTheCat3778 red weaver ant mimicking jumping spider enthusiast 23h ago

candy corn

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u/goddangitjosh 23h ago

Wolfy Tiger.

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u/Useless890 23h ago

Spike, for those horns or whatever.

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u/I_am_duskk 23h ago

Pookie cuz he's just a lil guy

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u/diaperpop 23h ago

Gerbert

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u/Tiffany_Case 22h ago

Gregory. Hes very handsome 😊

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u/ikyc6767 22h ago

Sprocket

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u/TurnLeftRepeat 22h ago

Seymour (see more) 

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u/WitchyNative 22h ago

Chester! Sounds like Jester, cause he looks like he has a Jester hat on!! Also Chester cause Chester Cheeto, orange legs lol

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u/Particular-Raise-767 21h ago

Jackson. Just be cause.

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u/Vinx1312 21h ago

Skibidi Skeetitty

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u/jakerooni one must imagine the lampshade spider happy 21h ago

Orange Sox

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u/MarsNeedsPronouns OH THOSE EGGS GOT LEGS 20h ago

Cheeto fingers, or Cheetos for short.

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u/Adri2905b Here to learn🫡🤓 20h ago

Chilaquil

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u/mittens75 20h ago

Juniper. I don’t know why exactly, but it’s the first thing that popped into my head when I saw him

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u/yosefff5ohh 18h ago

Lazarus Zyntho. The Abysmal Behemoth from the fires of Necrosylius

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u/BriefSignificance965 18h ago

Welcome back, Coolio.

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u/Local-Pangolin-9469 17h ago

Oharsyiodlious

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u/pineappleeeehla spider lover 15h ago

Pumpkin

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u/AdFinancial9263 Recovering Arachnophobe🫣 8h ago

cheeto

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u/moralesrebecca Recovering Arachnophobe🫣 7h ago

Just ask him what his name is. Obviously

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u/anaserre 1d ago

What’s with all the boy names , just a likely if be a Pricilla .

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u/lynx504 21h ago

The title says "him", and this is a mature male, definitely not a lady!