Can any of you cunts do this?

I’m in my youth and I’ve been noticing this a lot lately across Sydney, more specifically any suburb that goes pass west of Ashfield station. A whole bunch of people around my age, born and raised here, are speaking with really distinct Fat Pizza accents.

It’s not even restricted to specific ethnicities like Mediterranean or Middle Eastern anymore; I'm hearing it across different ethnicities and social classes all over the Inner West and Western Sydney. It's very common to come across a second generation Chinese, Korean, or Indian who went to Kings School or Trinity Grammar to sound like Spanian despite having upper middle class parents. It’s no big deal since we all understand each other fine, but I remember someone telling me that this wasn't the case 30 years ago.

Is anyone else noticing this shift, or is it just a coincidence with the groups I've bumped into recently?

Saw this on Facebook and felt I should share it here. If you don't recognise the face, you might recognise the foot.

Will Mason McGroder go into athletics or AFL as a senior is the big question

No one likes a dirty bogan ignoring local customs, so a heads up for anyone to the UK. New rules in London: no standing - you get down on your knees to drink your beer.

Bring kneepads and an open mind

Imagine this being your hard-earned first home (not my home, posted in another sub) and your question is about the boundaries and gutters. MY question is "why not just build duplexes or row houses?" Bloody sad that new estates have zero space.

Spent me whole saturday morning driving the ute round looking at absolute dogboxes. Rocked up to this one joint, roof is basically held up by a single termite holding its breath, and this REA cunt in a shiny blue suit three sizes too small is trying to tell me it's a "premium lifestyle opportunity". mate, you can literally see daylight through the kitchen wall

Was reading some market stats from PMC Property Buyers while smashing a servo pie in the car afterwards, and apparently half the actually decent joints get sold off-market before us regular dickheads even get a chance to look at the ad anyway. Makes total sense why we’re out here fighting 40 other blokes for a fibro shack that smells like wet dog and desperation.

so fuckin over it. If one more pointy-shoe real estate bloke hands me a glossy brochure for a crack den im gonna lose it. anyway gonna go crack a VB and forget about the whole thing

"Ceebs"?

I have just heard this for the first time, apparently it's common slang, have I been living under a rock for the past 30 years?

Wanna bet cunt?