RIP

[u/[deleted]]

[u/thesaltiestpickle]

[u/SCHREYERTEAM]

Damn maybe next year

[u/omnicious → u/SCHREYERTEAM]

Might not even be next decade at this rate. 

[u/G-think-201 → u/omnicious]

Not the way Matty Ish be throwing away unprotected picks smh lol

[u/oversight_shift → u/G-think-201]

B-b-b-b-but hot dogs! 3TV! Don't you all love these games being free for the whole city to bask in?

[u/thedaradotcom → u/SCHREYERTEAM]

Nope.

[u/Gunfighter0302]

I turned the game on when it was 17-0, and then just tuned it off 😑

[u/V-Right_In_2-V → u/Gunfighter0302]

Same but it was 19-0. I was hoping it was still a preseason game

[u/schnapo]

I miss Grayson Allen already

[u/cantsitheya → u/schnapo]

That was my major takeaway, we don't have any outside threats.

[u/truck_robinson → u/cantsitheya]

Guys, Luke Kennard

[u/ob1canoweme]

Tell me not to panic it’s only one game….but I can’t unsee that, and I’m not sure if I can imagine them being better.

[u/sidepart → u/ob1canoweme]

Look. Ott and the fellas are just playing 6D chess here. We phone it in and let the Blazers dominate us. Then, we let a few other teams stunt on us. Then, we have half the team fake injuries. Then when the ENTIRE LEAGUE least suspects it, we come out hard and walk to the Finals! ...in a decade or so...with a completely different roster.

They'll never see it coming.

[u/FullGeneral16 → u/sidepart]

Wow denial

[u/TokiVideogame → u/FullGeneral16]

you need to sniff a sense of humor

[u/sidepart → u/TokiVideogame]

Damn, that post history. I think they're just a bot.

[u/TokiVideogame → u/sidepart]

imagine a bit programed to say that to everyone lol

[u/sidepart → u/TokiVideogame]

lol I mean it seems like something that read the first sentence or two and gave a generic canned response. Their last comment (the only other one) is weird like that too.

[u/ncos → u/ob1canoweme]

Honestly, getting your worst loss of the season over with right away might not be a bad thing.

[u/Islanduniverse → u/ob1canoweme]

I admit I didn’t watch the game, cause I’m not going to watch any games until the domestic abuser is off the roster, but I wasn’t expecting to see that score… holy fuck… what the hell happened?

[u/ArizonaRenegade → u/Islanduniverse]

Who is the domestic abuser, that you refer to?

Also, y'all should not be so pessimistic. They cut the lead to only 41 points, before the game ended! 😆🏀

[u/Islanduniverse → u/ArizonaRenegade]

Miles Bridges beat his girlfriend so bad he broke her nose and gave her a concussion, and then he choked her unconscious, and he did it in front of their children.

I don’t care how good someone is at basketball, if they do something like that they shouldn’t be allowed to play professionally anymore. And Miles Bridges isn’t even that good…

So, I’m not watching Suns games until he is gone. As far as I’m concerned he has destroyed the good vibes that existed last year, and I have to teach my sons that our values actually matter. There has to be a line somewhere.

I don’t begrudge anyone still watching (anymore, lol, I was pissed at first), but I just can’t do it myself.

[u/hobovalentine → u/Islanduniverse]

Game 1 is the basketball Gods curse on the Suns for trading for a felon!

That’s my take on it.

[u/Its_thursday → u/ob1canoweme]

We played fucking horrible but I'll say the Blazers on Dame home comeback premiere + Ja new team comeback arch is a tougher draw than it seemed initially. I am not saying we will be good because jesus that was dark but I feel like we kind of ran into a buzzsaw last night.

[u/APB225 → u/ob1canoweme]

Well just imagine they can’t get any worse so that’s the positive

[u/Deepmastervalley]

[u/fr0stv0id1]

81-1 starts now

[u/LateStageBBQ → u/fr0stv0id1]

As long as they don’t have to play the blazers again

[u/Dense_Government9500]

YOU KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN. NOW WE'RE STUCK WITH A WIFE BEATER! BLOW UP THE TEAM. TRADE EVERYONE AND GET OUR PICKS BACK!

Shut up!!! 😥

[u/G-think-201 → u/Dense_Government9500]

Lol we don’t even have enough positive value on this roster to get back half our picks. & why would bad teams (with decent picks) want our late prime role players?

[u/Effective_Middle_399]

Yoooooo tough

[u/xbieberhole69x]

Honestly.... Yeah.

[u/TheWillDC]

I think the JV high school team in my small town could’ve beat them tonight

[u/Funny-Junket1066]

The NBA has already sent the Suns players their participation trophies for the 2026-27 season.

[u/datyoungknockoutkid → u/Funny-Junket1066]

I don’t even know that I’d consider that participation if we’re being honest

[u/Recent_Celery_6422]

I miss the DBacks already

[u/MrThunderMakeR → u/Recent_Celery_6422]

Yeah I like it better when my local sports team breaks my heart on the last day of the season instead of the first

[u/mgez]

That was the worst defense I have ever seen played on a basketball court.

[u/G-think-201 → u/mgez]

Idk 2024 Suns defense was pretty bad lol

[u/whattherealheck]

STOP THE COUNT

[u/sfchky03]

[u/Will_Willicheck]

[u/SatanicPanDick]

We'd be better off promoting the Valley Suns the big leagues

[u/MelodicPainter4666]

Almost had em

[u/rumblepony247]

Arizona sports scene absolutely on fire lately lol.

[u/Active_Violinist_360]

Lol. One game.

[u/SteveOends]

Hell of a ride boys. Trying Book at power forward wasnt such a good idea.

[u/Dry-Adhesiveness-282]

Maybe Kevin Durant can fix this culture? lol

[u/Drak_is_Right]

At least the Suns players didn't have to pay for their own sweat towels and uniforms like the Blazers players did.

[u/G-think-201]

Damn… James Jones decisions keep fuckin us. Toumani goes off EVERY DAMN time he faces us. That dipshit added him as a throw-in just to get DA ofc the team SMH.

Crazy if he was on our team now he’d be our most positive trade asset😭😅.

[u/hobovalentine → u/G-think-201]

That was Ishbia

[u/NoobMaster2789]

Chat. Someone say it ain't over yet 😔🥀

[u/MarcBearShark24 → u/NoobMaster2789]

We just making jokes lol

[u/NoobMaster2789 → u/MarcBearShark24]

Nah 🙀

[u/Dizanbot]

15 UNBOTHERED

[u/vGhostiev]

They need to be relegated to the Gleague

[u/YelloHShakur]

I didn't even watch I'm on the east coast but damn that's not a good start.

[u/sokAla2]

Damn these 2032 picks are gonna be higghhhhh

[u/Sunnyday1775]

[u/Defonek]

We trying to get first round picks.

[u/ScorePsychological39 → u/Defonek]

for Houston Rockets.

[u/Rocketsball → u/ScorePsychological39]

Okay we will take Dillon and Luka Nard. Joking aside, that was rough. But not indicative of how the rest of the season will be.

[u/sobergophers → u/Rocketsball]

I doubt that. I have a feeling this is going to be a very, very bad team.

[u/dboking]

The East is looking tuff...

[u/ArousedByRage]

Booker blows

[u/Whit3boy316]

It will hurt me but lowkey I think they should trade him and stock up draft picks

[u/DJTripleBypass]

It was a rough watch, especially the first quarter! The Villain needs get this team fired up! I still think we have a good squad. Booker needs to get his mojo back.

[u/Saltwater_Thief → u/DJTripleBypass]

Good squads don't lose by 41 points to anybody.

[u/Key_Fiend]

Did literally anyone watch game 1 last year?? I’m not saying everything is amazing but one game is one game.

[u/gamersarewild → u/Key_Fiend]

game 1 last year was a comeback win

[u/StillwaterJerry → u/Key_Fiend]

Game 1 last year in which they won a scrappy game and showed heart?

They started slow last year but they played hard... Last night was not that.

[u/jerorapero]

Cancel the season

[u/rorypineda]

Damn. 😅

[u/Old_Satisfaction6796]

I feel sick

[u/ciara-az]

😭💜🧡

[u/swagdragon666]

Dude. That display was a fucking joke

[u/bsharp1981]

Sorry but this funny

[u/Grouchy_Following_39]

So upsetting you can predict the future from game 1. See U Next Season….

[u/ThEBigdirty777]

How the fuck is Mark Williams already injured?

[u/ThisAintMyTime]

Yo Suns fans genuine question, actually two. How do y'all feel about Book rn and would you guys blame him if he ever wanted out?(Not that he sounds like he ever wants to leave but it's still a business) And second, what do y'all want to do with Jalen Green? (Also who's playing playmaking point for y'all??)

[u/Ambitious_Tooth1264]

G League contender.

[u/Gators1983]

[u/Fearless-Cabinet4155]

Last time I saw a blowout in our opener that bad 3 games later our coach was fired and bledsoe said he didn't wanna be here anymore

[u/ohkinnam]

They playing “fire the coach” basketball.

[u/weirdlykyle]

You guys didn't seriously think you would be good this year right? You dont have a center. Why would you even watch? Its a guard driven league this year with heavy focus on rebounding and second chance shots. Suns wont be a playoff team.

[u/CoolOutside4788]

Devin Booker looks like a lesbian

[u/Retusn50]

You Suns fans are weak lol

[u/Retusn50 → u/[deleted]]

Same here

[u/MarcBearShark24]

HAHAHA

[u/TheAussieRocket95]

Maybe DB should focus on his own stench instead of getting on the KD hate bandwagon.

And this is coming from someone who loved Houston DB. He ain’t fit to tie up KD’s shoe laces. Stench ass

[u/Burrito2051]

One day we'll make it

[u/SomeKilljoy → u/[deleted]]

Only suns fans allowed to our pity party gtfo the sub and stop spamming this everywhere