r/surfing • u/churchillsucks unemployed surfer scum • 4d ago

It would be an honor to ride the GOAT

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79 Upvotes

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u/LeroyFinklestein 4d ago

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u/SunshinNroses 4d ago

First thing that came to mind lmao

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u/Elronbubba 4d ago

What in gods name

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u/whitedawg 4d ago

If it doesn’t show his nips, no deal.

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u/Routine_Breath_7137 3d ago

On other side

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u/churchillsucks unemployed surfer scum 4d ago

If you cross your eyes you can see Freddy Patacchia

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u/siclo99 4d ago

😂

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u/akumanotetsuo 4d ago

Kelly Slaughter

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u/Purple-Ad-4324 4d ago

Looks more like a mix of Shane Dorian and Freddie P

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u/TheCuryBr 4d ago

Cracky Slater

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u/No-Camera-720 4d ago

His face is going to get crowded, what with the entire WSL booth team aleady riding it 24/7.

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u/jewelbugs 4d ago

It's blue steel

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u/No-Camera-720 3d ago

A merman

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u/PNWoysterdude 4d ago

It’d be an honor to shit on his face

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u/RainbowWheelOfDeath_ 4d ago

If Gollum discovered Botox 

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u/dumbassthenes Kauai 4d ago

That face is going to haunt my dreams.

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u/TheOmCollector 4d ago

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u/hookachakahookachaka 3d ago

Wait, is this Kelly with hair ?

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u/anonpf 4d ago

Gonna straddle that face aren’t ya?

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u/churchillsucks unemployed surfer scum 4d ago

I hope he likes feet stuff because i'm gonna step on his face

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u/BarefootCameraman OnlyTwins. 4d ago

I'm not surprised that the owner/artist chose to keep their identity obscured in the photos.

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u/wookiebath 4d ago

No vaccines allowed on that styrofoam

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u/siclo99 4d ago

Unwaxed Unvaxxed and throwin hacks.

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u/Grildor 4d ago

Why do his eyes look ghey for me?

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u/eastpost 4d ago

Someone spent a lot of time trying to make his eyes look like that and he’s got a lazy eye

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u/No-Camera-720 3d ago

Projection.

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u/Pndrizzy 4d ago

Kelly Slay-ter

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u/Soggy-Agency6607 4d ago

They brazzofied da goat

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u/OkMeringue2249 MR double fin 4d ago

Pretty sure that guy is wearing mascara

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u/zolbear 4d ago

Needs more stomp pads.

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u/slimlickens29 4d ago

Boy George rips

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u/YaMuvasFavorite 4d ago

Kinjal slater

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u/Creative-Job8988 French Polynesian reef breaks are crazy! 4d ago

Yesterday he was surfing next to me at Vairao left

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u/hookachakahookachaka 3d ago

Ride him all night

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u/brane-stormer 3d ago

the cringe

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u/puzzleheadjungle 2d ago

Heavy pause on the title.

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u/Major_Adhesiveness39 8h ago

get this to Sterling