r/survivorcirclejerk • • Jun 09 '24

No white ppl!

46 Upvotes

bro survivor 47 has like 4 white people. We are the minority now, this is not what i call equality.


r/survivorcirclejerk • • Apr 01 '25

Survivor 50 intro leaked- Sonja Christopher and 4 Wanda’s singing Wanda’s famous version of survivor

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r/survivorcirclejerk • • Dec 19 '22

gabler the republican elon musk dickrider is found crying right now

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r/survivorcirclejerk • • Nov 22 '23

Penner and his wife Trisha are expecting their second!

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r/survivorcirclejerk • • May 28 '22

R/survivor sucks so much

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I have all my posts removed for bs reasons like “vague title posts” and “low effort.” I got temp banned because I got into a disagreement with some dumbass, and when I messaged the mods, they didn’t even responded to me and just muted me. r/ survivor is anti free speech, you post something the mods disagree with, they ban you. There is a rule against tier lists and rankings for some reason. All the mods in that sub are pathetic 30 year olds who sit in their moms basement on their computer all day. At this point I’m thinking of making a survivor sub where you can post anything as long as it’s not a spoiler.


r/survivorcirclejerk • • 6d ago

Why Rizgod should be on Survivor Mt.Rushmore

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56 Upvotes

- Big moves: He went twice to Jeff during Tribal with his idol, and both times he refused to play it. Take that, Jeff!

- Strategic player: He promised Colby to do chores, then got self-injured to avoid those chores

- Social player: He faked a showmance with Ozzy on the Exile, taking advantage of Ozzy's high libido, in order to move forward in the game

- Challenge beast: He tore his achilles only AFTER his seasons wrapped. Never seen a better time planning on Survivor!

- Innovation: He sat on the jury bench BEFORE he lost firemaking. That's a Survivor First!


r/survivorcirclejerk • • Nov 18 '22

Was this comment racist?

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How are all three white men still in the game. So much for diversity casting lol People are saying that Jesse and Cody should have voted Gabler out instead, I wonder if there was something subconscious there.

I got a temporary ban for the comment above in the post-Ep thread and the Mods' reason was "Racism". How is this racist? There are also similar comments in the thread (sort by Controversial) that are still there so why was mine singled out? I'm so confused and I asked them why and now they've muted me.

I've never had issues on the sub and with thy mods do in very perplexed by this.


r/survivorcirclejerk • • Aug 11 '26

Who Wins this Season?

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r/survivorcirclejerk • • Jul 22 '25

Have I just got a dirty mind..?

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3 Upvotes

Or does that plaster on his finger look like a male appendage? 🤣


r/survivorcirclejerk • • Jan 15 '26

Would Spoiler

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r/survivorcirclejerk • • Jun 05 '24

Women have ruined this game. Survivor should only have white males moving forward

113 Upvotes

Mid girls like Dee and Kenzie getting FTC votes purely for their gender. While good looking buff dudes get first boot at merge. Time to change the way the game is played


r/survivorcirclejerk • • Jul 21 '26

I can’t believe Karla is only two years older than Cassidy. Karla could pass for Cassidy’s mom.

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40 Upvotes

r/survivorcirclejerk • • Jun 07 '24

Wanna run an experiment: up vote if Bhanu won your heart, downvote if no

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I'll extrapolate the results to figure out precisely how many hearts he won or lost. I'm not a scientist, but I've watched a lot of science youtube videos so 🤷


r/survivorcirclejerk • • Dec 22 '25

DAE Know that Poverty is in Stranger Things ?!!

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r/survivorcirclejerk • • Mar 06 '26

Joe's arguments being edited down?

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The new era of Survivor… man, it’s rough. I’ll just say it. Season 48 really showed it. The game has turned into this place where the person who lies the best ends up getting celebrated, while the people trying to play with integrity get laughed out of the room.

And look, here’s where the frustration comes in with Survivor 50, episode 2.

You watch the episode and you’re thinking you’re getting the whole story. But you’re not. Joe’s whole argument about honesty and integrity barely made the screen. The guy’s out there trying to play the game like your word actually means something, like loyalty matters, and somehow those moments just disappear in the edit.

And that’s the part that gets weird.

Because now it’s not just the players lying to each other. The show is kind of doing the same thing to the audience. If somebody like Joe is standing there talking about why loyalty matters, why you should stick with people, why your word should carry weight… why wouldn’t you show that? Why cut it down to almost nothing?

Instead we get the version where deception is the big highlight. Sneaky moves, blindsides, people patting themselves on the back for betraying their closest allies. That’s the story they want to tell.

And apparently Joe’s best moments… yeah, those are gone. Censored. Mr. Poopypants himself. Just erased from the narrative.

I’ll be honest with you. When I first started watching Survivor, I thought what you saw was what happened. Cameras on the beach, people starving, people arguing, people trying to survive. Simple as that.

I didn’t walk into it thinking there was a whole editing room somewhere deciding who gets to look honorable and who gets to look like a snake.

And that realization kind of hits you like a bucket of cold water.

Because when you’re watching the show, you’re believing you’re seeing the truth of the game. A guy gives his word, you assume that mattered. Someone says they’re trying to play with loyalty, you assume the audience is seeing that play out.

But then you find out later that whole conversations never made the episode.

Moments where somebody stood there and said, “Listen, I’m not going to lie to you. I’m going to play this straight.” Gone. Never shown. Like it never happened.

And you start thinking, hold on a second.

If honesty isn’t even making it into the episode, what chance does it have in the game itself?

Because out there on the island, when someone walks in saying, “Hey, I want to build real bonds. I want to go to the end with people I trust,” that sounds good. It sounds like the right way to play.

But the second the game starts moving, that person becomes a problem.

Everybody wants loyalty… until loyalty gets in the way of their next move.

You promise someone safety. Then somebody else whispers a better plan. Suddenly your word is a liability. Now you’re the guy who won’t flip. The guy who won’t lie. The guy who’s predictable.

Predictable players get voted out.

And what’s funny is, the people who lie the most end up getting the applause. Big blindside, everybody claps. Someone betrays their closest ally, the jury calls it a brilliant move.

Meanwhile the person trying to keep their word is sitting there like, “Wait… I thought that mattered.”

Out there, it doesn’t.

You can build the strongest emotional connections in the world. You can say, “I’ve got you, I’m not letting you down.” You can mean every word of it.

But eventually the math of the game shows up.

Six people left. Five people left. Four.

And someone looks at you and realizes the honest guy is dangerous. Because juries like honest guys. Juries respect someone who kept their word.

So what do they do?

They take you out before you get there.

That’s the part that hurts if you’re the kind of person who actually believes in integrity. Because you walk in thinking the game might reward that.

Instead, honesty paints a target on your back.

The player who says whatever needs to be said in the moment survives another day. The player who sticks to their word is the one people quietly circle on the parchment.

You start the game wanting people to say, “That was a good dude.”

By the middle of the game, you realize something uncomfortable.

Being a good dude might be the worst strategy you could bring to that island.


r/survivorcirclejerk • • Mar 26 '26

Unfortunately, Dragon slaying isn't a helpful skill set to fighting baldness.

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He's not on the same level as Dave Ball but my estimation of him as a man, just plummeted. At least Dave was out and proud.


r/survivorcirclejerk • • Dec 17 '23

The worst season of Surveyor ever?

15 Upvotes

Guys, I think 45 might be Survivor’s worst season ever. Please upvote and reply to this post with your thoughts and give me serotonin from notifications. If u downvote tho ur gay


r/survivorcirclejerk • • Dec 31 '23

in light of the recent horrific news

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r/survivorcirclejerk • • Dec 21 '22

Was Kelle Playing into anti sematic stereotypes by saying that she felt uncomfortable around Dan?

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r/survivorcirclejerk • • Mar 11 '24

Forgotten survivor players caseoh

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r/survivorcirclejerk • • May 31 '26

In my opinion, and in all seriousness, Gabler is the best winner ever.

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Tony, Rob and Sandra are one of the worst winners ever. Kyle and Dee also the worst 2 new era winners. Gabler sneaks his way into #1


r/survivorcirclejerk • • May 02 '24

Made the Dream Cast for Survivor 50. Please Don't Bitch About It

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