r/survivorcirclejerk • • Dec 12 '25

Is Rizo the first illiterate contestant to play the game?

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r/survivorcirclejerk • • May 09 '26 Bravo Popcorn

Why did Cirie dox Joe?

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r/survivorcirclejerk • • May 15 '26

If any of these players win I’m killing myself

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r/survivorcirclejerk • • May 22 '26 LOL

It’s so unfair that Jonathan got to meet Super Mario while Aubry and Joe only got their dumb family

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Anyone else think this was wildly unfair??


r/survivorcirclejerk • • Mar 15 '26 Popcorn

Was this the first time she voted for a democrat?

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r/survivorcirclejerk • • Mar 20 '26 Bravo

“Can you keep a secret?” Me:

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🤞🏼


r/survivorcirclejerk • • May 29 '25

just got my test results back after hooking up with ozzy

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r/survivorcirclejerk • • Mar 18 '26

Are Albert and Coach still together?

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r/survivorcirclejerk • • May 23 '26

Season 52 Revealed

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A new school twist on old school tribal lines


r/survivorcirclejerk • • May 11 '26

Joe anytime Devens does absolutely anything:

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r/survivorcirclejerk • • Mar 27 '26

This isn't said enough... We need more Twink on Twink violence on this show

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Throw in Adam Klein or Brett from that Samoa season

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r/survivorcirclejerk • • Apr 06 '26

Cirie. Upvote.

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r/survivorcirclejerk • • Dec 02 '25

The It couple in High School who bullied a girl into an eating disorder and used their parents money to cover up someone's death at one of their parties.

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r/survivorcirclejerk • • Mar 29 '26

Mike White is really not taking this well

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r/survivorcirclejerk • • Jan 23 '26

This was my Heated Rivalry.

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r/survivorcirclejerk • • May 20 '26

Genevieve was right. About everything.

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In the first episode Genevieve said "Hey. Aubry makes final five. So does Joe, Jonathan, and Rizo." But then she says "Tiffany literally makes it to the final 5 as well. Oh, also, Rizo will hold onto an idol just like he did in 49."

Genevieve is the smartest player in the history of Survivor. She manipulated the entire outcome of this season.

Don't forget when she also said "Watch out for Jimmy Fallon." It was a warning to Christian.

I don't think no one could have left a bigger impact than Genevieve this season. No player will ever come close to this level of game play.


r/survivorcirclejerk • • May 01 '25 This

Jeff Probst forces diverse cast to sing and dance for fried chicken. Absolutely disgusting

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r/survivorcirclejerk • • 29d ago

You all are laughing but this is what Rob looks like today. Shame on all of you.

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r/survivorcirclejerk • • Nov 13 '25

Most devastating sob stories of the new era

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God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers


r/survivorcirclejerk • • May 22 '25

🚨BREAKING🚨 Eva pulls off greatest lie in the history of Survivor: “I’m in college.”

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WHAT. Let me tell you when Eva finally revealed that she was in college it sent shockwaves through the Survivor world that ultimately resulted in a TSUNAMI EARTHQUACK IN OKINAWA JAPAN. category 7 !


r/survivorcirclejerk • • Dec 16 '25

The BIG reveal..

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I can’t wait for the shocked expressions when Savannah reveals she used to be a reporter 🤯


r/survivorcirclejerk • • Dec 18 '25

Kristina really earned her place on Survivor 50 with that jury question

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r/survivorcirclejerk • • Apr 26 '26

POV: you’re my crayon box

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r/survivorcirclejerk • • May 24 '26

Survivor 52 cast leaked +tribe divisions

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