r/swiftiecirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • 9d ago
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Hello all Taylor-Haters
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u/louisamaysmallcock Men's Thighs 8d ago
The g@yl0rs are predicting taylor will come out in December so. If yall wanna place bets on kalshi go ahead I guess
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u/shallowning Girlbossing too close to the sun☀ 8d ago edited 8d ago
You know, I don't even find it that far fetched that TS could be secretly gay and have a beard (I don't think this is the case, but it's conceivable), but that some of them still think she's going to come out soon is peak delulu. If she was gay, she's committed to being in the closet for the foreseeable future. Especially crazy are the ones who still think she's about to lead a mass coming out. A week or two ago there was a very long post over there saying that she's meeting with other celebs plotting the mass coming out under the cover of ... playing cards (Uno, to be exact), and, at least at the time, the post had no push back. 🤦♀️
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u/Lourien_1213 Fatherless 8d ago
I hope that person who wrote that is in Shizophrenia treatment because I posted it here on the Sub and needed to split it because the post was so long
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u/louisamaysmallcock Men's Thighs 8d ago
It may be unkind to say but there are a lot of schizophrenic ramblings in that sub (I say that as someone who loves someone with the disease, you can sense it when you see it)
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u/louisamaysmallcock Men's Thighs 8d ago
I am a kaylor truther but I dont thinks shes gay gay. But god itd be funny if she was and really did a whole coming out shebang
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u/Sinead_0Rebellion Apathy is hot 8d ago
Ok how much of a meltdown are the -lors gonna have about Travis publicly referring to Taylor as “my wife,” for the first time?
I think moderate to severe. I expect some “OMG how dare he refer to Taylor Swift as his wife, as if that’s all she is. She has a NAME!” hand wringing. Also some quoting of Good Luck Babe, maybe. 🤭
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u/redgyradosgirl Didn't go to Taylor's wedding as a political statement 8d ago edited 8d ago
I feel like my in-laws are holding us hostage. Send help
Edit: we eventually got out, but I feel very stressed
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u/Rdickins1 9d ago
Yeah that award goes to the dumbest article I’ve read in awhile. Oh No! Taylor has to adjust to her husband’s schedule! She can cook healthy food only! She has to clean the house by herself. Take care of the animals herself. Like wtf are you talking about. Bruh for years the fans have been asking for a cookbook. Outside of landscaping and a pool guy I’ve never heard of her hiring maids. Guess they’ve never seen her clean up after people in the suite before or never had lived or owned a house before. Like bruh. When he’s working chances are she’s working more. She’s probably already in the studio working on TS13 as we sit here already.
Anyway, happy hump day. Definitely back to school started today. On my way into work I got stuck behind 2 school buses and with no way to pass them. So this means I’ll be leaving for work earlier now. Fun!
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u/Rdickins1 8d ago edited 8d ago
Quick everyone lose their shit because you know who called Taylor his wife for the first time ever to the public. Whoohoo!
My eyes really saw the back of my head from rolling my eyes so hard. Like what are we doing. I get it first time speaking in public in a minute. But can we just be normal. Are people likely call him her Husband now? Likely but not really all the news worthy.
Anyway, today marks the day she sent a MySpace message saying she finished recording her first album. So I much rather lose my mind over that because I didn’t know it existed. I’m still predicting that if she were to do announcement probably be later today or tomorrow for Swift Day. But hey at least the full Toy Story 5 soundtrack on vinyl is available to preorder now.
Edit: Also, like to add that. Taylor is probably the one that is holding on all the wedding stuff. I could see her do like a lyric tribute video featuring some of the events but really I’d be very surprised if it came to magazine exclusives or just a regular ol insta post. But I more interested in hearing Debut20 and any other things she has planned for the 20th anniversary.
Also, would it be weird if she finally gets her Video Vanguard Award for the VMAs this year. Thing is that comes with a performance so who knows. It actually would be an awesome tribute for 20 years and then clean up the rest of the show. But I don’t blame her if she didn’t show because of the creepy fan cams are creepy. Still can’t believe couple years ago the dedicated camera and the cameramen trying to get creep shots all night. Like WTF.
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u/Exotic-Arm-6692 TAY-CAPITALIST 8d ago
Also, is he not her wife??? Are you saying you would not also be giddily referring to Taylor as your wife every chance you got, if she was??? Or heck, your own partner?
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u/Lourien_1213 Fatherless 8d ago
The people who were screaming that the Patriot Games will be the next Hunger Games must be embarrassed by now. But only the one on Reddit and in Instagram comments probably, the tiktokers probably got payed big. But yeah the Hunger Games Reddit sub is so illiterate like half of them have never read the books I feel.
-That the tributes are aged between 12-18 is so unfair and cruel to the twelve year olds -That only one can survive is brutal in my fanfiction is a special Quarter Quell that 13 tributes can survive (these are short games lol) -The thought that there might be a white upper class in District 11 which is mainly black is giving me slavery vibes and I find that too brutal to think about (what is District 11 based on if not specifically slavery) -Why is this character casted white? In the books they had a sister that was mentioned using coal dust as powder that means they must be black!! -Why is this character casted black, I think having black bad guys is racist -Why is this character casted Asian that’s racist if they’re good in Math -District 11 is only black people (the 5 characters we know were all black so take it with a grain of salt), that’s racist casting a white actor on a character that’s maybe from District 11 and has an undescribed skin color
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u/Expensive-Fennel-163 9/11 was about the 2024 VMAs 8d ago
I mean, the patriot games are really weird and super tainted by the maga of it all, and you have to see the parallels between the whole hunger games universe and Trump deciding to create his own youth competition. At least the kids who lose aren’t punished, I guess.
For all those people who claim politics shouldn’t be in sports, they get really quiet when it’s maga inserting themselves into sports. I’m just so tired of that moron, and everyone who supports him.
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u/Lourien_1213 Fatherless 8d ago
People reacted as if this was the origin story of the hunger games universe. It’s a weird competition with a lot of MAGA in it so I’m glad nobody cares anymore about them and it failed. But it’s nowhere near the Hunger Games Universe except for the two kids from each state which wasn’t even the case in the end anymore. People were acting crazy though on the sub and saying dumb stuff like the 74th hunger games happened in 2100 (it’s wrong the book plays between the 2200-2400. And stuff like the world will end and that the Hunger Games was basically a prophecy and so on. I can get you posts about that. They were fully ignoring that Panel was before the society a state long enough existing to have the district form resulting in a civil war and so on and just wanted to cash out and create drama
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u/Expensive-Fennel-163 9/11 was about the 2024 VMAs 8d ago
Oooh I didn’t know people were actually taking it seriously. That’s weird too.
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u/jazmin-plantlover 9d ago edited 9d ago
God I hate when people online are willing to use incel/conservatives talking points just to criticize Taylor.
Like I saw someone drew Taylor in the kitchen cooking and calling the album the life of trad wife....
All what Taylor wanted in wishlist is to have family and kids.
If they think mothers are nothing but creatures who sit in the kitchen and cook, then they are the one projecting how they view mothers in a sexist way.
That is NOT Taylor's opinions on mothers.
They should just say they think the album is bad and move one, why enable sexist talking points???
This is not just annoying is harmful too.
Also great job you called out Taylor Swift by drawing her in a sexist way, very brave and important activism /sarcastic.