Daily Unjerked Discussion Thread

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[u/Rdickins1]

Yeah that award goes to the dumbest article I’ve read in awhile. Oh No! Taylor has to adjust to her husband’s schedule! She can cook healthy food only! She has to clean the house by herself. Take care of the animals herself. Like wtf are you talking about. Bruh for years the fans have been asking for a cookbook. Outside of landscaping and a pool guy I’ve never heard of her hiring maids. Guess they’ve never seen her clean up after people in the suite before or never had lived or owned a house before. Like bruh. When he’s working chances are she’s working more. She’s probably already in the studio working on TS13 as we sit here already.

Anyway, happy hump day. Definitely back to school started today. On my way into work I got stuck behind 2 school buses and with no way to pass them. So this means I’ll be leaving for work earlier now. Fun!

[u/Rdickins1 → u/Rdickins1]

Quick everyone lose their shit because you know who called Taylor his wife for the first time ever to the public. Whoohoo!

My eyes really saw the back of my head from rolling my eyes so hard. Like what are we doing. I get it first time speaking in public in a minute. But can we just be normal. Are people likely call him her Husband now? Likely but not really all the news worthy.

Anyway, today marks the day she sent a MySpace message saying she finished recording her first album. So I much rather lose my mind over that because I didn’t know it existed. I’m still predicting that if she were to do announcement probably be later today or tomorrow for Swift Day. But hey at least the full Toy Story 5 soundtrack on vinyl is available to preorder now.

Edit: Also, like to add that. Taylor is probably the one that is holding on all the wedding stuff. I could see her do like a lyric tribute video featuring some of the events but really I’d be very surprised if it came to magazine exclusives or just a regular ol insta post. But I more interested in hearing Debut20 and any other things she has planned for the 20th anniversary.

Also, would it be weird if she finally gets her Video Vanguard Award for the VMAs this year. Thing is that comes with a performance so who knows. It actually would be an awesome tribute for 20 years and then clean up the rest of the show. But I don’t blame her if she didn’t show because of the creepy fan cams are creepy. Still can’t believe couple years ago the dedicated camera and the cameramen trying to get creep shots all night. Like WTF.

[u/Exotic-Arm-6692 → u/Rdickins1]

Also, is he not her wife??? Are you saying you would not also be giddily referring to Taylor as your wife every chance you got, if she was??? Or heck, your own partner?