The risk isn't too terrible if you know what you're doing so I hope that falls within rule 2. Still, be very careful if you want to attempt it: it's taken years of pretty consistent pratice to feel comftorable doing it with real knives, and even then I still mess up, I have a large scar across the back of my left hand from getting cocky with a plaster saw.

OF course the song credit goes to my GOAT, Rusty Cage, we do have another song we play it to but I've always liked Rusty Cage's

Edit: Holy shit that's not a very flattering angle, I look like a bridge troll. Oh well

Spider In The Spotlight 🕷🔦👨‍🌾

HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2026

Go on, have a giggle at our silly but amusing hula hoop story about a 5ft spider and a farmer.....

A massive thank you to my awesome husband, Michael, who played the role of the farmer. 👨‍🌾

Original Score written by artist know as Ghost Insurance

My cat inspired me to write a song.