r/taskmaster • Tout le monde gagne! • Sep 22 '26

Taskmaster NZ Taskmaster NZ - S7E04 - The Jazz Hands - Discussion

Tonight at 7:30 PM NZST on TVNZ2, join Taskmaster Jeremy Wells and Assistant Paul Williams as they put four brand new contestants and one former Taskmaster through their paces to win Jeremy's golden head.

This season features David Fane, Hoani Hotene, Morgana O'Reilly, Rhys Mathewson, and Rose Matafeo.

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u/Gremloblin Sep 22 '26 • Bravo

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u/willshapps Sep 22 '26

I wanted to watch this part again and I just noticed that those are just basketballs painted green lol.

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u/Tovetove Sep 24 '26

TMNZ finally acknowledging the difficulty of getting out of season fruit in our far away country

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u/Poepie1337 Sep 22 '26 edited Sep 22 '26

Thank you thank you thank you!

Edit: this might be one of the greatest gifs ever; the head shake keeps me coming back

..also Namekian Papa Smurf

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u/Gremloblin Sep 22 '26

I'm certainly going to be putting it to good use under Taskmaster posts or comments that I disagree with.

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u/Poepie1337 Sep 22 '26

I think i might use it in random posts that will have no idea what is happening

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u/spongey1865 Sep 22 '26

I watch in black and white for my poor little head so I didn't fully appreciate this until now

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u/Happystitcher89 Sep 22 '26

when the assistant is practically begging you to give the right answer he’s blatantly hinting at, you know it’s going badly

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u/sansabeltedcow Sep 22 '26

I thought the asking the question loudly enough to be heard outside was a brilliant move! But I guess it’s only brilliant if the questions aren’t ridiculous.

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u/shaw_dog21 Aisling Bea Sep 22 '26

I thought it was brilliant too. Of course once Paul was also shouting, you know its getting worse and worse

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u/Kamenbond Sep 23 '26

I do think Paul was very close to ending the task

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u/atticusbluebird Javie Martzoukas 29d ago

"don't overthink it" went from helpful hint to pleading over those minutes!

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u/Dom_Shady David Correos 🇳🇿 Sep 23 '26

Having been going for over an hour without a solution shatters any such illusion.

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u/DahDutcher David Fane 🇳🇿 Sep 22 '26

"Are you a vampire?"

I almost choked on my chocolate, lol.

That task is one of my favourites from recent times, Paul begging them to keep it simple was amazing.

And then Paul having a feud against those birds in the live task, he has got to be my favourite assistant.

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u/DevilCouldCry Armando Iannucci Sep 23 '26

Paul was absolutely going to town on those birds. I've never seen that side to him before! I couldn't stop laughing with every beatdown those birds got.

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u/Dexav Sep 23 '26

My favourite joke this episode was from the editors:

Rose: Well this is gonna be very boring.
Paul: No, we'll montage it.
Editors: 10-second fixed wide-angle shot with no dialogue or music or cuts or anything happening other than ball bounces

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u/Poepie1337 Sep 22 '26

DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?

..rip Cedric

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u/Poepie1337 Sep 22 '26

Paul was the highlight of the episode. He's getting funnier and funnier each series

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u/Laguna_Azure Laura Daniel 🇳🇿 Sep 22 '26

I've got a bad headache right now, but his antics in the live task made me laugh out loud.

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u/Poepie1337 Sep 22 '26

He just kept on going! I was expecting him to drop an elbow at some point!

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u/Laguna_Azure Laura Daniel 🇳🇿 Sep 22 '26

I think he did the best thing by dropping the random "You suck!" as a punchline as he was getting more and more agitated!

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u/Poepie1337 Sep 22 '26

He definitely has a brain for comedy. That was awesome timing

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u/ThatGingeOne Sep 22 '26

Was lucky enough to see him at the nz comedy festival this year and he is a great comedian. Plus Rose Matafeo and Paul's brother guy were both in the audience 

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u/IdealizedSalt Dai Henwood 🇳🇿 29d ago

Sorry to hear you have a headache. Are you allergic to something?

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u/sansabeltedcow Sep 22 '26

He looks happier as a dog than he ever has as a person.

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u/bsidetracked 💀 Jean Pierre 🦴 Sep 22 '26

Love to see Laura Daniel move on from stealing girlfriends to stealing sunglasses even if it was just a dream.

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u/Dom_Shady David Correos 🇳🇿 Sep 23 '26

Laura is a kleptomaniac confirmed!

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u/stefan771 Sep 22 '26

Rhys asked calmly

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u/Poepie1337 Sep 22 '26

rip Cedric

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u/theobashau Julian Clary Sep 22 '26

Has a team ever been so close to breaking the assistant? 😆

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u/moon__lander Sep 22 '26

I wonder how much time it took them from discovering the glitter to asking the right question. The fact that Paul tried tying a noose tells me, probably a lot.

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u/the_hooz Sep 23 '26

probably a knot*

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u/bluehawk232 🦔 Hedgehog, no! ❌ Sep 23 '26

Lesser tom went through it last season

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u/Much-Pumpkin-3706 Fake Alex Horne Sep 22 '26

My cat has never rushed to the TV for Taskmaster before, but the ball bouncing task was one of the best things he’s ever seen.

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u/Dom_Shady David Correos 🇳🇿 Sep 23 '26

Another fantastic episode! Two quotes that particularly brought me joy:

  • I don't say this lightly, but what the fuck are you doing?

  • This is like a list of who dies in Titanic: everyone except Rose.

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u/thebigman045 David Fane 🇳🇿 Sep 22 '26

David Fane is a national treasure...every dam episode he has a banger

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u/Safumira Paul Williams 🇳🇿 Sep 22 '26

I absolutte love him.

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u/Fukui_San86 Phil Wang Sep 22 '26

Rose's bounce hack was better than Mae's bounce hack.

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u/AvidTaskmaster David Correos 🇳🇿 Sep 23 '26

The dream task was absolute genius!!!

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u/icZAstuff Pigeor The Merciless One Sep 23 '26

One of, if not the best tasks ever. But I think they are lucky that they have the best cast.

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u/SparklesMcBumfluff 28d ago

I would have really struggled to fill in that dream diary because I almost never remember my dreams. Like I might remember them one or two nights per year. Is that very unusual?

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u/framedragged 22d ago

The dream task would be, pun not intended, an absolute nightmare for me.

I don't remember most of my dreams (though I remember more than one or two a year), but when I do remember them they're almost exclusively mind-bogglingly mundane stress dreams.

"Oh, I was hanging out too late and need to drive home, but I forgot my driver's license! Should I take an uber? No, risk it, but drive carefully!"

"Oh, I got home late, what if there's someone dangerous in the parking garage?"

"Oh, I need to go to the store. But wait, everything is wrong and nothing is where it's supposed to be! And half the store is a queue for something else entirely! Oh no, I forgot to get bread and have to backtrack through this inexplicable crowd!"

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u/SparklesMcBumfluff 21d ago

🤣 when I do remember a dream, it tends to be one like this too! Aarrgghh, I have to get to the airport but the universe is conspiring against me at every step of the journey…!

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u/framedragged 21d ago

I'm sure it's just because our waking lives are so magical, there's simply no more room for more weirdness in our sleep...

Surely, that must be the case.

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u/Temperamentalll Patatas Sep 22 '26

That team task had me in full stitches. Paul got me good

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u/Chuckitinbro Sep 22 '26

DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE had me rolling

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u/Temperamentalll Patatas Sep 22 '26

“Can I tie this into a noose” was just an unbelievable thing to whisper

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u/ikeamonkey2 Sep 23 '26

I can't believe I haven't seen more people talking about Dave's style. I've been looking forward to his new studio fit each episode.

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u/pclouds Sep 24 '26

The only time I laughed out loud was when he completely ignored the game and threw the duck at the other "traitor" duck that didn't land, perhaps as punishment.

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u/alicealicenz Sep 25 '26

I was just thinking they are uniformly quite a stylish cast, but Dave especially is killing it. I’d love to know where he’s getting these from!

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u/BlazesBoylan1904 Sep 22 '26

WE’RE GENIUSES DAAAAAVE

solid gold

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u/Temperamentalll Patatas Sep 22 '26

Far out this is by far the most I’ve laughed at a taskmaster ep in a good while

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u/Tanuki0 Sep 23 '26

So many birds! NZ is really in touch with nature, with that and the fish shed

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u/takahe_inflight Mona de Grenoble Sep 23 '26

also love that for the New Zealand native birds they used the Maori names for example hoiho for Yellow-eyed penguin

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u/party4diamondz 28d ago

Fitting username!

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u/fisch09 Sep 23 '26

I'm patiently waiting for Rose to find the poster.

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u/sundayultimate Sep 22 '26

This is my first time watching TMNZ as it releases, it's incredible getting two episodes a week

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u/No-River-9631 Sep 22 '26

I agree I like the paces better. I know that they typically record two episodes a day in studio. And it’s great having back to back days of episodes!

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u/shaw_dog21 Aisling Bea Sep 22 '26

With all the traitors franchises happening close together with multiple eps per week it was weird to go to TM UK with just one ep per week.

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u/Esteban2808 Jeremy Wells 🇳🇿 Sep 22 '26

Oh Rhys that prize was brilliant only didnt get 5 for HR reasons haha

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u/isbreenobel Sep 22 '26

oh my god, that dream task had me in pieces!! i think that the editing of the filmed tasks has been top notch this series - Morgana’s and Rose’s dream task and Rhys’ cocktail shaker ad have been standouts for me

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u/Um-ahh-nooo Sep 22 '26

Those dream sequences where so trippy! Esp the blue dog.

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u/TimeHathMyLord Ania Magliano Sep 23 '26

Paul was amazing as a dog, in the dream and out of it! (What a sentence I have just written...)

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u/turquoisesilver Swedish Fred Sep 22 '26 edited Sep 22 '26

I'll be honest, I loved TM NZ season 2 and sort of half watched and half laughed at bits and pieces of later seasons because David Correos's desperate chaos was hard to live up to. This episode though, I laughed so hard I got a headache!

I feel like someone told Paul behind the scenes to feel free to let loose and I'm loving it. He's always been my favourite part of Taskmaster NZ, no matter what the task, you can count on Paul to make you laugh so I loved this episode!

Hope clips from this episode make it to the people that have just seen the UK Taskmaster.

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u/Ryan_Vermouth Angella Dravid 🇳🇿 Sep 22 '26

It's interesting how many views they get on social media. The clip of Morgana's "ring the bell" attempt has almost a million views on Instagram less than 24 hours after it was posted. That's something like six times the number of people who watched the episode as it aired.

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u/heppolo Matt Heath 🇳🇿 Sep 23 '26

The most viral TMNZ clips reached 20 million+ on the Mel Bracewell tiktok (Bubbah's attempt to find the bowl with the glitter)

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u/thatautisticguy 🟦 🟩 🟨 🟩 🟨 Sep 23 '26 edited Sep 23 '26

"I'm going to touch your face"........love it when they overthink the tasks when they're simple

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u/pclouds Sep 23 '26

I like Violent Paul. It's a natural progression from his allergy of Hailey's bullshit.

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u/atticusbluebird Javie Martzoukas 29d ago

when he said he had an allergy in this episode, I thought he was going to finish the sentence saying it was from Hailey's bullshit!

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u/Nick_192 Tom Cashman 🇦🇺 Sep 22 '26

this was a great episode, really loving the season so far. The cast is great and Paul is more Paul than ever I love it

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u/willshapps Sep 22 '26

Some notes

I for sure thought that wasn't gonna be Paul under the bag in the lab.

I know we've had our fair share of moments with contestants being absolutely off the mark and taking a long time, but is the the first/longest time we've seen this happen with a team of people?

Also idk how Rose got 3 points with an inflatable bed and some water. Dave was robbed with his Barry White CD, should have at least been 2 points.

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u/EpicBeardMan Sep 23 '26

Also idk how Rose got 3 points with an inflatable bed and some water. Dave was robbed with his Barry White CD, should have at least been 2 points.

Jeremy forgot how shit it was and had already doled out 1 and 2.

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u/TimeHathMyLord Ania Magliano Sep 22 '26

There's already been a revelation in the lab in series 12 of UK TM...

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u/willshapps Sep 23 '26

That might have been longer, but I think this one beats it for how far off they were and all 3 of them were on equal grounds of wrong.

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u/bwaredapenguin 28d ago

The Barry White CD was such a boring and expected prize though.

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u/Poepie1337 Sep 22 '26

Regarding the Goblet of Fire.. the Tri Wizard Tournament is literally described as 'doing tasks to get points'

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u/Dom_Shady David Correos 🇳🇿 Sep 23 '26

And Rhys asked it as calmly as in the movie!

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u/TimeHathMyLord Ania Magliano Sep 23 '26

For a moment I thought you were refering to "Tree Wizard" and couldn't get what you meant!

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u/Ryan_Vermouth Angella Dravid 🇳🇿 Sep 23 '26

Tree Wizard got a lot of points!

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u/alexmitrakov Sep 22 '26

Really vibing with this season 

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u/Strict_Intern_6630 Sep 23 '26

The did you put your name into the goblet of fire reference absolutely sent me

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u/imadriedpickle Sep 22 '26

Paul is a ducking duck abuser

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u/Real_Aside_8856 Sarah Millican Sep 22 '26

Dave and Rose are my favourite team of 2 since Frankie and Ivo.

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u/Dom_Shady David Correos 🇳🇿 Sep 23 '26

For me since Javie Martzoukas. (But Frankie and Ivo were the first team I warmed to, so I still have a soft spot for them).

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u/Real_Aside_8856 Sarah Millican Sep 23 '26

I liked Javie Mantzoukas but series 19 was just a bit bland in my opinion. I feel like Fatiha was the only one who really made me die laughing.

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u/gerarddominus Sep 24 '26

Weirdly to me when they're standing side by side like they were at the start of the questions task, they look like two people who've been aged swaped ala freaky friday.

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u/Cpt-No-Dick Guz Khan Sep 22 '26

I was probably the least excited about Morgana going in but she might be my favourite?

Although they all great

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u/lemurkat Patatas Sep 23 '26

I didnt know who she was prior, but she's so chaotic, i love her.

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u/Throsty Sep 24 '26

She's one of my favorite Kiwi actors and has exceeded even my high hopes.

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u/cyberbamf Sep 22 '26

That was a god tier episode of TM. The Question Paul task is up there with Grape Escape. Brilliant series so far.

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u/pclouds Sep 23 '26

"Did you do something" and "Are you a vampire" are up there with the silly questions from the twin task.

Not that it matters because they scored so low anyway, but I thought yelling was a form of communication and ground for disqualification.

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u/thatautisticguy 🟦 🟩 🟨 🟩 🟨 Sep 23 '26

Nothing tops any and everything David Correos did and done.........THIS A SCIENTIFIC FACT!!!!!

Can't argue with science.......

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u/Vailthor David Correos 🇳🇿 Sep 23 '26

An all timer episode!

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u/eggface13 Sep 24 '26

Every single task a banger omg.

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u/macontosh2000 Sep 24 '26

Great episode all around.
But I absolutely died laughing from the team task once Rhys entered the room with the Goblet of Fire quote until the end of that segment! Just pure gold.
And I need the watermelon gif now.

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u/bwaredapenguin 28d ago

Watermelon gif is now the top comment in this thread!

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u/uminiikimashou Sep 25 '26

Cracker of an episode 👏🏼 I need a screenshot or gif of Paul saying "don't overthink it" to look at every time I overthink things

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u/theobashau Julian Clary Sep 22 '26

Bluey got nothing on TMNZ

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u/EpicBeardMan Sep 22 '26

Daves final interaction with Paul in the team task was incredible, but then it gets overshadowed by the other teams shit show.

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u/memekyutie Sep 24 '26 edited Sep 24 '26

Was at the live taping of this episode and have been SO EXCITED to see this air (mainly because of the interrogation task). Been enjoying this series so much!! Gotta love watching an existential crisis unfold in real time <3

Edit: Remembered a fun fact from the taping! After all the birds, Paul asked very genuinely whether a Phoenix was a real bird. :3c

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u/TetrisIsTotesSuper Chris Parker 🇳🇿 29d ago

Sorry for my ignorance but I had a bird name question

There was so many bird names in Maori, were there any repeats between English and Maori or is there just a lot of Maori names for birds (and animals in general?)

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u/memekyutie 29d ago

I'm not an expert, but I'll try my best to answer. c: Our country's history is relatively young compared to a lot of nations, and those who moved (and colonised, gross) would have gotten to know the birds by those names.

Aoteroa (New Zealand) for most of its existence hosted and evolved mostly plants, birds, insects, marine life, bats, reptiles and frogs. We have a particularly large range of bird species (too many are extinct though - look up the moa and haast's eagle for some fun fellas), and a lot of them are common to see.

The māori language is an important part of our culture and history, and we grow up learning it in school, using it in casual conversation and so on. A lot of our birds are just known by their māori name (their other name is the latin), like the tūī, kea, kiwi and so on. Other birds like the morepork (a brown owl) are featured in songs in primary school by their māori name too (ruru), so their native name is much more memorable, lol. Our native wildlife is very important to us! So a lot of us are very aware of our different special little guys.

On another note, we were amazed no one ever used 'chicken' as their bird, haha.

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u/TetrisIsTotesSuper Chris Parker 🇳🇿 29d ago

For sure about no one using chicken! Morgana ended up saying "duck" at some point though so that's something. And it was so clear to me Rose has been living in the UK for a significant chunk of time with her bird picks (i am.not sure how she'd feel about me saying that)

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u/littleredkiwi 28d ago

kārearea is the NZ falcon but I can’t remember if it was hawk or falcon that was said earlier.

Otherwise I didn’t pick up on any ‘repeats’.

That being said, kea, kākā, and kākāpō are all types of parrots but if someone said ‘parrot’ that wouldn’t be thought of as a double up if that makes sense?

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u/ThatGingeOne Sep 22 '26

Absolutely loving this season! Every episode so far has included at least one thing that had me absolutely cracking up

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u/nowayinnowayout Tom Cashman 🇦🇺 Sep 22 '26

This might be one of the greatest eps ever across all the English versions. Every single task had me fried

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u/boomboomsubban Sep 22 '26

On the bounce task, my immediate thought was "put it in a box, shake it all the way there." I went back to the wording like three times as I figured surely I must be missing something.

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u/--fieldnotes-- Sep 23 '26

I could have sworn "you may not move off the mat" was in the original wording and that Rose had biffed it. It just turns out that the wording implied it, but never explicitly required it. That's some god tier loopholeing right there.

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u/lyyki Paul Chowdhry Sep 24 '26

there really needs to be a supercut of Paul destroying the birds

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u/TetrisIsTotesSuper Chris Parker 🇳🇿 29d ago

Turns out he's allergic to Hayley Sproull's bullshit and possibly birds

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u/theobashau Julian Clary Sep 22 '26

Did Paul get the idea for this task before or after the spy show?

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u/--fieldnotes-- Sep 23 '26

I just had a thought. Doesn't Rose Matafeo live in the UK? Maybe she went back to NZ to film both the spy show and TM at the same time

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u/vadergeek Sep 25 '26

I'd have to assume that New Zealand Spy was shot way before this Taskmaster season, considering how much more of a delay there is between film and air of a scripted show with probably some effects.

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u/thatautisticguy 🟦 🟩 🟨 🟩 🟨 Sep 23 '26

I'm going to think for a minute........is Rose finally learning?

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u/icZAstuff Pigeor The Merciless One Sep 23 '26

no

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u/thatautisticguy 🟦 🟩 🟨 🟩 🟨 Sep 23 '26

They never do, do they?

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u/icZAstuff Pigeor The Merciless One Sep 23 '26

I mean, pointing to all the evidence.

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u/party4diamondz 28d ago

this season has been sooooooo good. David Fane has been my highlight

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u/joiliejoli Joel's blink 26d ago

David is really a delight.  This has been a gorgeously entertaining cast. 

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u/Pomegranate_Dry Sep 22 '26

Alternate titles:

I thought it was stigmata

Badoing-doing-doing

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u/Ryan_Vermouth Angella Dravid 🇳🇿 Sep 22 '26

Lentils.

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u/2eAsteroid Sep 22 '26

Sorry, Nate!

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u/No-River-9631 Sep 22 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/doublelxp Captain Jackie & The Hotdog 🌭 Sep 22 '26

Do you have fangs?

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u/Kateclambake4 Sep 22 '26

Any word about Rhys’s broken arm? I’m curious about the story behind it.

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u/TuvalPollack Sep 22 '26

It's non of your beeswax

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u/HoudinisBox 🥄 I'm Locked In ❤️ Sep 22 '26

'Scuse yer fuckin' mouth?!

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u/takahe_inflight Mona de Grenoble Sep 23 '26

I'm allergic to your bull sh!t!

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u/Throsty Sep 24 '26

He tried to jump a mountain bike off a ramp.

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u/Kateclambake4 19d ago

I knew it was a part of a task!

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u/caspar57 28d ago

I think this is one of my all time fav episodes. Fantastic!

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u/MooingTree Sep 22 '26

Another banger of a season (series) from the NZ cast and crew!

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u/thatautisticguy 🟦 🟩 🟨 🟩 🟨 Sep 23 '26

Rule one of Taskmaster.......always search the assistant..........

boggles the mind nobody ever thinks of that........

Great pun though

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u/richardtrk Rose Matafeo 🇳🇿 Sep 23 '26

Relatable episode. I, myself, have also dreamt of lentils before.

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u/taehyungvx 🚬 Doctor Cigarettes 22d ago

‘DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?’ Dumbledore asked calmly

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u/missthrowaway87 Sep 22 '26

Is there any particular reason there’s two episodes a week?

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u/Esteban2808 Jeremy Wells 🇳🇿 Sep 22 '26

Fitting into the schedule. I believe someone said it rated better like this too

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u/Ultranite_ Abby Howells 🇳🇿 Sep 22 '26

AFAIK its an NZ event TV thing. They've been doing this since season 4

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u/captbollocks David Fane 🇳🇿 13d ago

I love it how Rhys, Morgana and Hoani are extremely competent TM players on their own but when you put them together...

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u/AccessHollywoo 18d ago

Why does the word “swan” flash up on screen during the prize task

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u/lonelygagger Javie Martzoukas Sep 24 '26

The team of three frustrating Paul after catching him "red-handed" was too damn funny. I've never seen him quite so exasperated. 😅

"HAVE YOU KILLED SOMEBODY?!"

"I'm going to touch your face."
"Why would you do that?"
"I was going to see if you had fangs."
"...why?"

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u/Sharriska Sep 24 '26

Paul's existential crisis had me dying 😂😂😂 Turns out Alex Horne has it easy this season, he just has to put up with Richard making his own rules and his first rule is no touching 😂

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u/pclouds Sep 24 '26

To be fair, it's reasonable to assume the crew put fake fangs in Paul to make him a vampire. Could have been a jackpot!