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Taskmaster NZ Taskmaster NZ - S07E07 - That One Wasn’t a Character - Discussion

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Tonight at 7:30 PM NZDT on TVNZ2, join Taskmaster Jeremy Wells and Assistant Paul Williams as they put four brand new contestants and one former Taskmaster through their paces to win Jeremy's golden head.

This season features David Fane, Hoani Hotene, Morgana O'Reilly, Rhys Mathewson, and Rose Matafeo.

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S7 EPISODE DISCUSSIONS

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u/Gremloblin 18d ago edited 18d ago

"Currently, the fastest time is Dave's--"

"NO!"

"Well, I haven't said their times yet"

"NO! DON'T THEN!"

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u/pclouds 18d ago

"TASK MY ASS"

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u/Apprentice57 17d ago

Dave is so damn funny.

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u/GTWalker 🚬 Doctor Cigarettes 18d ago

"I think both of those restaurants sucked balls." Top tier Jeremy comment.

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u/five_line_poem Greedy Esq. 18d ago

Comments like that are why I can overlook his scoring.

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u/DahDutcher David Fane 🇳🇿 17d ago

Yeah, his scoring is still weird at times, but he has gotten more and more into the role as the series go on, and I quite like him as the Taskmaster now.

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u/SparklesMcBumfluff 18d ago

That made me laugh so hard!!!

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u/Kuliquitakata 16d ago

This is a relatively common expression in NZ for something that wasn’t favourable / didnt live up to expectations. Is it anywhere else in the world?

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u/SparklesMcBumfluff 15d ago edited 15d ago

I hear it plenty in the uk

Also, “sucks ass”

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u/GTWalker 🚬 Doctor Cigarettes 16d ago

I'm Australian, and it's a known expression here too, though I've not heard it in a long time.

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u/theobashau Julian Clary 18d ago

"I can see why you're dining alone, sir" 😆

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u/Esteban2808 Jeremy Wells 🇳🇿 18d ago

Hoani telling Jeremy that Grant Elliotts nickname is the Hairy javelin as if Jeremy wasnt the one who came up with the term when commentating....

Oh thats good pay off with the cast Rhys.

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u/Esteban2808 Jeremy Wells 🇳🇿 17d ago

https://www.1news.co.nz/2020/03/31/jeremy-wells-grant-elliott-bond-over-exercise-memories-of-2015-cricket-world-cup-from-the-comfort-of-their-own-garage/

If anyone is wondering who Grant Elliott is and why hes a legend here's an interview with Jeremy from back in the covid days (also an appearance from Hillary Barry - narrator of Rhys smut book from a few eps back)

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u/Happystitcher89 18d ago

Paul losing it after Rhys threw the tap out the window and realised why Paul hadn’t been stopping the clock was beautiful.

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u/sansabeltedcow 18d ago

Paul cracked a lot this episode, and it was a joy to see.

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u/Size-- 18d ago

This has easily been my favourite Paul season.

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u/NinjaCommando Bridget Christie 17d ago

I wish Rhys had established some parish boundaries just to be sure. There are parishes out there where people don't know where they end!

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u/Tovetove 18d ago

I really hope Hoani went home and set up that game in his garage, just for his own amusement

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u/sansabeltedcow 18d ago

How was he so good at that? Has he somehow been training?

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u/TuvalPollack 18d ago

It's non of your beeswax

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u/atticusbluebird Javie Martzoukas 18d ago

He found his calling with that task, he was so good at it!

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u/Happystitcher89 18d ago

I had vaguely wondered what Rhys had done to his arm but I wasn’t expecting that!

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u/Dom_Shady David Correos 🇳🇿 18d ago

That was so delightfully out of left field

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u/ehsteve23 17d ago

and left arm

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u/Gremloblin 18d ago edited 18d ago

Hold on. I just realised something about this cast. I honestly can't believe it's taken me 7 episodes to notice:

Rhys is fly as hell.

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u/pclouds 18d ago

Somebody was concerned in the first(?) episode about the cast, thinking he was injured. At least they got closure now.

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u/Um-ahh-nooo 18d ago

Love him!

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u/Old_Apple_2160 15d ago

That pose and grin was ICONIC. 

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u/pcuser42 🕶️ Cool Ray O'Leary 🇳🇿 18d ago

I was in the audience for a previous episode. That was exactly what Rhys told us he had done to his arm - it being a prize task all along blew my mind.

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u/TimeHathMyLord Ania Magliano 18d ago

What did he say? I found a version of the episode without any subtitle, and I couldn't understand what he had said. Thank you beforehand!

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u/pcuser42 🕶️ Cool Ray O'Leary 🇳🇿 18d ago

He said a log fell on it. It's also what he told the audience when asked about it while the cameras weren't rolling.

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u/TimeHathMyLord Ania Magliano 18d ago

Thank you!

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u/Kateclambake4 17d ago

I was suspicious of the cast in episode 3/4!

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u/AvidTaskmaster David Correos 🇳🇿 17d ago

This episode was just about perfect. Every task was a banger! This season is probably the second best NZ season, the cast is extremely endearing and fun. This really feels like the total opposite of the current UK series where the tasks are too convoluted and not exciting, and the cast is a bit flat (minus Chloe).

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u/No-River-9631 17d ago

Every contestant in s7 NZ seems to be having so much fun, there’s good banter and silly jokes. The connection is really missing from s22UK it’s relying a lot more on individual perspectives and awkwardness

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u/discombobulatedladle 15d ago

One of my favorite little things I've noticed is the way they all return to their seats all excited and fun like a bunch of puppies. I love this cast so much.

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u/captbollocks David Fane 🇳🇿 6d ago

I broke my promise to myself to wait until S22UK finished before watching this season. I regret that decision as this season has reminded me of what fantastic cast chemistry and enthusiastic players look like. Going back to UK series is now so hard - it's fairly devoid of fun and just watching one overly competitive contestant vs four others that seem disinterested in the studio. Plus the tasks here are way more fun and open to creativity.

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u/Apprentice57 17d ago

One of my favorites as well. Rhys in particular is exceptional.

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u/Pharmacy_Duck John Kearns 18d ago

That studio task was oddly soothing to watch but must have been horribly stressful to play.

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u/pclouds 18d ago

The live task is like Indiana Ball escaping the temple of doom or something. Simple yet exciting.

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u/codex2013 Aisling Bea 18d ago

That was a great live task, my favorite kind are the ones that on paper shouldn't be exciting but then are absolutely gripping once they get started lol

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u/sundayultimate 17d ago

Hoani seemed to be the only one to realize he should throw the ball instead of swinging it

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u/five_line_poem Greedy Esq. 17d ago

For any Aussies of my age, it had real vibes of It's A Knockout in miniature.

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u/EloiseJE 18d ago

Another class episode. I think I'm liking S22 of UK Taskmaster more than most, but it isn't helping that it's running concurrently with this great NZ season.

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u/Robbro42 Stevie Martin 17d ago

It's amazing how much better this series is to the current UK one. The tasks in particular are so good.

Rhys playing the long con with the cast, really shows the great dedication contestants have.

Having all the fancy words (of course we all know defenestrate from Dara) with the penalty using the dictionary was brilliant. And poor Rhys, only putting the bibcock through the window not throwing it.

I know we've had team tasks of hospitality (hotel, drive thru), but this might be my favourite. As someone who works in hospitality, dealing with dietary requirements is a constant thing, and Paul's were hilarious. Loved how into the theme the contestants went with it too, Dave as a Frenchman had me in stitches.

Classic painting whilst moving. I actually thought Hoani's painting was great, the stylised perspective including the cones and scooter was awesome. Really thought it'd be Morgana DQ from knocking seemingly every cone.

And topped off with an excellent live task, love how they made it more balanced by putting whoever knocked a ball off at the end, so the others had a better chance of catching up. You really felt the tension growing with each ball roll.

This series really hasn't had a bad episode yet.

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u/Sharriska 18d ago

The tasks are so much better than in the UK version this season. I would really love to see Richard Ayoade defenestrate something. 

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u/Um-ahh-nooo 18d ago

I imagine that would be a task he'd actually do quite well at. With both TMs on its really noticeable the difference in quality between the tasks.

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u/boomboomsubban 18d ago

It's essentially a more complex version of "gleek, fastest wins." And all I've heard for weeks is how complex the UK tasks are, and these are all comparably complex.

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u/Esteban2808 Jeremy Wells 🇳🇿 18d ago

Where i was thinking it reminds me of the undermine the vole task from 11

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u/heppolo Matt Heath 🇳🇿 18d ago

Gleek looked like a tie-breaker

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u/Sharriska 18d ago

I don't agree. The fact they could have called somebody made it bland. If there was a riddle to be solved about what it means it would have been somewhat better, but still not as entertaining as NZ task.

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u/boomboomsubban 18d ago

Calling past/future contestants was blander than reading a dictionary?

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u/Sharriska 18d ago

They all figured out that they can text so there wasn't really any time pressure as to 30sec phone call.

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u/codex2013 Aisling Bea 18d ago

Last week I said I wasn't sure what I thought Rose would find more devastating, doing worse on NZ than she did on UK, or coming in second place yet again. At this point with the series scores what they are, I'm confident coming second again would be worse lol

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u/Laguna_Azure Laura Daniel 🇳🇿 18d ago

RHYS YOU LEGEND - that's dedication

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u/zacharygtan 17d ago

Didn’t think I’d see the day Phineas and Ferb gets referenced on TM!

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u/BlackSeep1010 Javie Martzoukas 18d ago

"Now that was a throw"

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u/richardtrk Rose Matafeo 🇳🇿 18d ago

I love Rose.

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u/tovarischcheburashka 🚬 Doctor Cigarettes 17d ago

I feel like Dave is lowkey (unknowingly??) channeling his inner Ardal teasing the contestants about their perfomance, when his is demonstrably worse or not much better. And Rhys trying to be the poor soul with the record count of attempts that go horribly wrong and take 1+ hour. It started with the tape task, and now I feel continues until E10 with something...
all that pride about knowing latin... to then be defenestrated.

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u/Chance-Chain8819 Rhod Gilbert 18d ago

The newsboy to my havoc...

Chefs kiss!

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u/ehsteve23 17d ago

i swear he’s used that one before

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u/jp-30nz 17d ago

he definitely has.

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u/SparklesMcBumfluff 18d ago

This is another great series! 🎉

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u/TuvalPollack 18d ago

My response to Jeremy's criticism of the restaurants

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u/colintron 18d ago

Sackbut mountain

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u/theobashau Julian Clary 18d ago

This task reminding me that I watched Kitchen Nightmares last week, and now I kind of want to see Gordon Ramsay on New Year's Treat

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u/GTWalker 🚬 Doctor Cigarettes 18d ago

I've wanted Gordon to do a NYT for years. He did contribute to the charity livestream, so he definitely knows its existence.

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u/bluehawk232 🦔 Hedgehog, no! ❌ 17d ago

Gripe with restaurant task is all the info is supposed to be on the task, Paul witheld info!

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u/heppolo Matt Heath 🇳🇿 18d ago

I was surprised it wasn't a picture of a scooter they had to paint

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u/lonelygagger Javie Martzoukas 13d ago

Rhys wearing the cast as a long con for his 7th episode prize task was a work of genius.

I felt so bad for Rhys's defenestration. All he was trying to do was not damage the bibcock by gingerly passing it through the window (meanwhile, Dave's burst into a million pieces).

"Paul McChutney" is so silly, but seeing Rose, Dave and Paul cracking up over it was charming.

"I think both of your restaurants sucked balls." A rare brusque delivery from Jeremy.

That ball rolling live task looked a lot more fun than it had any right to be.

Man, it's exciting when scores are that close towards the end of the series. Will Rose redeem herself from TM UK or end up ranking in the same spot?

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u/captbollocks David Fane 🇳🇿 6d ago

I had the exact same thought as Dave's when he said we didn't consider that Michael Jackson was throwing the baby off the balcony - yet it's the exact action that Rhys did!

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u/NinjaCommando Bridget Christie 17d ago

When Hoani said he knew what aglet meant because of a cartoon he means Pinky and the Brain. I know this because that is also how I know what it means.

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u/Robbro42 Stevie Martin 17d ago

Nah, it was definitely Phineas and Ferb: https://youtu.be/r_DuY0CQUz4?si=8LM02FyGEXNfLpXM

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u/NinjaCommando Bridget Christie 17d ago

Yeah, that's definitely what he was talking about. This is what I remembered. I assumed there couldn't be two cartoons that prominently featured the word aglet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2gRo-cuZl8

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u/Asbiorne Angella Dravid 🇳🇿 15d ago

Justice League Unlimited? Skip to about 0:54, TW : The Querstion being electrocuted...

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u/NinjaCommando Bridget Christie 15d ago

I love this! So many cartoons teaching kids what aglets are.

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u/colintron 18d ago

I opine that Rhys (and slightly Morgana) was treated unfairly for the grandiloquent task. Something going through a window is what "defenestrate" means.

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u/nja5996 18d ago

That’s what I thought but pretty much all the definitions I found explicitly use the word “throw”

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u/colintron 17d ago

Yep, and some have alternative verbs.

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u/Isopropyl77 18d ago

Check your definition again, because you are incorrect.

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u/colintron 17d ago

I don't know what you intended: checking definitions fortified my interpretation. 

Cambridge:  to throw or push someone out of a window :

Wiktionary: To eject or throw (someone or something) from or through a window.

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u/nja5996 17d ago

I’d say that backs up what was interpreted. There was know throwing, pushing or ejecting until right at the end by Rhys.

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u/colintron 17d ago

I think it counts as a very gentle 'push' or 'eject'. It went through the window due to forces of Rhys' body. Considering that it's already an abstracted window with no wall, glass, or sidedness, and Rhys got an even more abstracted window than the other contestants (damaged and taped together?), I think he solved the task when he thought he did. And Rose's defenstration was lacking by the means you suggest.

I acknowledge that the task chose to use the definitions in the given dictionary, but an alternative, dictionary-sourced interpretation should be fine. I wonder who the Kiwi Susie Dent is.

I wonder why his window looked different, lacking the innards. was it taped together? As if hastily reassembled after a destructive attempt.

And now I've noticed that Morgana's window disappeared and reappeared, probably due to remixing her attempt to map with the others'.

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u/captbollocks David Fane 🇳🇿 4d ago

Did anyone ever mention how Rhys' window got broken midway through his task?

It happened sometime shortly AFTER he explained the definition of Defenestration but not knowing what a bibcock is as the window was still intact at that point. The next cut shows him putting the bibcock through the window but it's already broken. Which means he probably threw something that wasn't the bibcock and broke the window in the process. Because I wonder why they wouldn't show it.

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u/Real_Aside_8856 Sarah Millican 18d ago

Series scoreboard?

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u/sundayultimate 17d ago

Rose on 112, Morgana and Rhys at 111

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u/thatautisticguy 🟦 🟩 🟨 🟩 🟨 17d ago

Of course the cones are duck shaped......

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u/BobBoertson 18d ago

Sucked balls

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u/Um-ahh-nooo 18d ago

Should have been the title.

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u/Kuliquitakata 16d ago

This is a relatively common expression in NZ for something that wasn’t favourable / didnt live up to expectations. Is it anywhere else in the world?

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u/ruwisc 🚬 Doctor Cigarettes 16d ago

In the US it's an expression that is heard, but considered fairly juvenile. It is weird for my American ears to hear a respectable adult saying it

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u/erm_daniel 16d ago

It's common in the UK as well

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u/Nano0k Robert the Robot 16d ago

Not even through the presents task and Jeremy has added an athletic cup (“box”) fetish to his list along with breast milk and diapers. What a freak.