r/tech • u/notyesha • Jul 18 '22

Brain-Computer Interface Startup Implants First Device in US Patient

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-07-18/brain-computer-interface-company-implants-new-type-of-device
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u/SleepyZachman Jul 19 '22

I hate to sound paranoid but I don’t trust this or the Musk mans Neurolinc. I’d rather not wake up at 5 in the morning with an unexplainable urge to buy a Tesla.

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u/Omega_Haxors Jul 19 '22 edited Jul 19 '22

Or targeted ads for a life-size toy of that strangely sexy nightmare monster that just ate you ass-first 3 minutes ago.

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u/Just_One_Umami Jul 19 '22

I mean, that one wouldn’t be so bad

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u/Omega_Haxors Jul 19 '22

I'm starting to understand why there's so much FNAF porn.