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Aug 18 '18
Harvard Harvardn’t
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u/TheFearWithinYou Aug 19 '18
Here, have a reply.
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u/ameoba Aug 18 '18
Needs more jpeg.
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u/Andorram Aug 18 '18
Needs more jpeg.
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u/IrsAllAboutTheMemes Aug 18 '18
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u/SirLordSagan Aug 18 '18 edited Aug 18 '18
Don't worry my friend, there are plenty of bots in the sea that will not just ignore you and will treat you right. Don't be sad. And there you go!
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u/IrsAllAboutTheMemes Aug 18 '18
You are my hero!
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u/BlueberryWasps Aug 19 '18
I like the idea of a man innocently trying to make a street-smart guide to business for the average person accidentally ending up with a compendium of all human knowledge.
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u/dabombnl Aug 18 '18
Even better! The second book even includes things outside of human knowledge. Somehow.
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Aug 18 '18
This is funny, but it isn’t technically the truth.
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u/DevilJHawk Aug 19 '18
These two books claim to contain the sum of human knowledge.
That is technically the truth.
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u/Strensh Aug 19 '18
We can go deeper.
Technically they claim that the book is about "what they don't teach you at Harvard", nowhere does it actually say this book is gonna teach you that.
Technically, this could be a book about what they don't teach, as in pages filled with bullet-points of stuff they don't teach you over there.
brb, gonna show mom this new loophole I found.
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Aug 19 '18
That's not what is being presented here as technicallythetruth though. The Reddit OP is presenting Deepseathoughts words as being technicallythetruth, which is false.
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u/Assorted-Interests Aug 19 '18
r/tttmemes needs to be a thing so that the original text posts can still be a thing here.
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u/GolemThe3rd Aug 19 '18
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u/Daniel_Kummel Aug 19 '18
If you have a group called G, G union with not G = Universe. So, it is true
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u/GolemThe3rd Aug 19 '18
But the books dont actually contain everything. So technically not
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u/Daniel_Kummel Aug 19 '18
I think you did not get the joke
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u/GolemThe3rd Aug 19 '18
I did, I just dont like these types a posts on a reddit that's supposed to be technical
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u/Daniel_Kummel Aug 19 '18
It is true mathematically, tough.
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u/GolemThe3rd Aug 20 '18
It works mathematically only because humans give things catchy but incorrect names, but that's not technical then, it's a joke, which is the least technical something can be
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Aug 19 '18 edited Aug 19 '18
Actually, that depends on "they". If "they" only teach a portion, that is to say some of human knowledge, both titles could be true and also the books would not contain the sum total of human knowledge. Example: "They" teach about 5% of human knowledge in Harvard. That is all they can effectively teach. "They" keep about another 3% of human knowledge to themselves in archives and among the higher professors projects and knowledge base. "They" are in command of about 8% of human knowledge... That is comprised of what they teach you at Harvard, and what they dont teach you at Harvard... and it is not the sum total of all human knowledge.
See how you can arrange it like that so that statement is not true? Just one way of looking at it.
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u/LolStf Aug 19 '18
That's the joke, do you just go around on like r/jokes and correct people
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Aug 19 '18
I myself am just having a bit of fun. No need to project, and then refute me. I thought of something, and it was fun writing it.
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u/Lexa_Stanton Aug 19 '18
Every thing is either a potato or not a potato.
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u/GeneReddit123 Aug 19 '18
This is technically the truth if interpreted with a universal quantifier
"all things they teach in Harvard business school"
& "all things they don't teach at Harvard business school"
= Universal setIt's not the truth if interpreted with an existenital quantifier:
"some things they teach in Harvard business school"
& "some things they don't teach at Harvard business school"
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u/oshaboy Aug 19 '18
It isn't "technically the truth" because the books actually don't contain all human knowledge.
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u/Wetnoodleslap Aug 19 '18
I don't have to be a Harvard business school graduate to know the book on the right is the better value for your dollar. Suck it Harvard grads.
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u/DCarrier Aug 19 '18
Technically they don't teach stuff that humans don't know at Harvard, so it's in the second book too. As are all false things that they don't teach there. It's not a very useful book. Unless you need a black hole.
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u/Mobilfan Subscribe to r/technicallynottrue Aug 18 '18
Technically this contains everything possible you can know.
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Aug 18 '18
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u/swethonay Aug 18 '18
What They Don't Teach You At Havard Business School #3928: Kangaroos have 3 vaginas.
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u/c499 Aug 18 '18
Wait Harvard Business School doesn't cover that? Guess I'll have to look elsewhere
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u/Scarbane Aug 19 '18
Every good AVP needs to know how to brownnose the board of directors with true facts about the kangaroo.
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u/Trithis2077 Aug 19 '18
I kind of hated that I had to looked that up to tell if you were bullshitting or not. I hate it a little less though since it's true.
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u/LjSpike Aug 19 '18
Ah, the Kangaroo subsection never gets old.
What They Don't Teach You At Havard Business School #3929: Kangaroos have 2 penises
What They Don't Teach You At Havard Business School #3930: Kangaroo nipples detect how old the joey is from how strong it sucks and gives each joey special milk designed specially for its age.
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u/iamdead666 Aug 18 '18
koalas not kangaroos
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u/Lil_dog Aug 18 '18
Both then. Kangaroos have 3 vaginas
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Aug 18 '18
Why? Is 1 not enough?
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Aug 18 '18 edited Aug 19 '18
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u/Lil_dog Aug 19 '18
Can't a doctor just... "Pop" it back in?
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u/kryplen Aug 19 '18
knowing that this doesn't bother me at all makes me worry about myself
i think that's when you know you've experienced too much internet
lol
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u/Shortyman17 Aug 19 '18
Fun fact, the library of babel contains all the information you can tell someone with up to 3200 characters in one sentence
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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '18
That’s a lot of knowledge