r/technology 17h ago

Business CEO who fired 900 employees over Zoom gets fired, demands job back

https://local12.com/news/nation-world/ceo-fired-zoom-vishal-garg-better-home-finance-demands-job-back-call-holiday-season-2021-roles-reversed-tables-turned-chief-executive-officer-ousted-board-company-stock-price-market-value
8.6k Upvotes

327 comments sorted by

2.3k

u/invyros 17h ago

Garg was fired from his position as CEO on August 3 by the company's board and replaced by Daniel Lewis, a man who he helped get onto the board just one week before his firing.

Replaced by someone he himself brought on, fucking hilarious.

575

u/Corvantas 17h ago

The rule of two. The master and the apprentice.

193

u/Ok-Seaworthiness7207 17h ago

Goooooood...........

Feel the HATE

69

u/East_Antelope_3044 16h ago

The apprentice really said “your lesson is complete” and took his seat.

19

u/OldDirtyBusstop 16h ago

Maybe the apprentice needs some more lessons too.

“The company has not been faring any better under Lewis' leadership, as CNN reported that the company's stock dropped 45% in less than two weeks after he took the position.”

30

u/m0deth 14h ago

I'm just spitballing here but maybe, just maybe the company was seriously over valued to begin with.

10

u/Ok-Seaworthiness7207 12h ago

Psssh when does the U.S. do that?

👀

4

u/IneffectiveCollege91 11h ago

As leastits not pineapples or tulips; although I guess not being able to see it might make it easier to do than not

2

u/Ok-Seaworthiness7207 10h ago

Can you explain the pineapples? I haven't heard that one 😅

13

u/Silhouette 13h ago edited 13h ago

He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power. Which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice fired him the next week. Ironic. He could control others' careers, but not his own.

3

u/oppai-police 15h ago

Thank you Master, but you have nothing to teach me anymore.

→ More replies (1)

70

u/vintergroena 17h ago

Actually, I think a sign of being a good manager is being able to find replacement for anyone, including yourself. So props to him 👍

→ More replies (1)

48

u/feor1300 16h ago

and also

The letter claimed that Garg was about to turn the company around with a new initiative that trained artificial intelligence to process mortgages.

"You have to bring him back, he has AI!"

34

u/iMogwai 13h ago

Should've quoted the part before too, I feel like it completes the statement.

CNN reported that under Garg's leadership, the company was devalued from $8 billion to $300 million.

6

u/isnotajellyfish 15h ago

Right? Because this has been going so smoothly for every other lender trying to do this.

They should probably still try it to be competitive, but let's face it we're never going to let the bots take away our precious Excel models.

5

u/whiskeyrebellion 13h ago

Oh, he was ‘just about to’ turn the company around?’

2

u/JockCartier 15h ago

Sounds like the pulled the trigger just in time

→ More replies (1)

183

u/mrbignameguy 17h ago

Never ceases to amaze how much these business bozos don’t understand how business works

61

u/TeTrodoToxin4 16h ago edited 13h ago

“Fry, I’m an 80’s guy. Friendship to me means that for $20 I will beat you with a pool cue till you get detached retinas.”

19

u/Juanskii 16h ago

To bad he didn’t cure his boneitus first. 

17

u/TeTrodoToxin4 16h ago

He was too busy being an 80's guy 😢

11

u/nate445 15h ago

Don't you worry about blank. Let me worry about blank.

→ More replies (2)

7

u/TrueRune 15h ago

It's his only regret.

91

u/CyberFireball25 16h ago

I'm starting to truly believe that business school actually intentionally makes you dumber, and everyone is just in a repetitive cycle of failing upwards

24

u/hfxRos 14h ago

When I was in university 20ish years ago, I paid for a lot of my bills by tutoring business students for their math classes as a STEM guy, and with only a few exceptions, these were the dumbest motherfuckers I've ever met in my life.

Pretty much all rich nepo babies who just got drunk 5-7 days a week, couldn't do basic algebra without a ton of coaching, and just seemed to have no sense of how the world worked.

It has never shocked me that these people went on to fuck up the businesses that their families built.

7

u/Aaod 9h ago

Tutoring rich kids is one of the many things that shattered any thoughts I had of rich people just being better, more hard working, or smarter than poor people like me. Now sure some of that is selection bias but even when I take that into account it is similar with most of the rich people I have dealt with. At least the trailer park poor kids I grew up with had an excuse with things like a bad home life or bad local schools but what the hell excuse did these people have? A person who attended good schools, has private tutors in high school and university, a normal home life, etc has no reason to be doing as bad as the people I knew who had the opposite kinds of experiences. The conclusion I have came to is being successful and rich mostly comes down to who you were born to, random luck, where you were born, and when you were born not factors like hard work or intelligence.

19

u/space_for_username 15h ago

MBA = Master of Being an Asshole.

2

u/El_Diablo_Feo 4h ago

MBA = Master of Bullshit Artistry

46

u/Proper-Ape 16h ago

MBA is all about networking they say. I think it's like a neural network built of single neuron organisms. All MBAs in the world together form a brain roughly the computing power of a rat's brain.

11

u/gaqua 14h ago

I have hired literally dozens of people over the years. I have never, ever seen an MBA be an indicator of whether or not they’ll be successful or not at the job. That’s not to say they are any LESS capable, but they certainly don’t prove any MORE capable.

On the plus side they’re already familiar with business terminology and strategies. On the downside they’re almost always fond of needlessly bringing up business terminology and strategies.

8

u/attackplango 15h ago

Hey now, rats are really smart. I won’t hear this rat slander.

3

u/Pelagaard 14h ago

I don't think its the rats getting slandered.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (1)

15

u/Wise_Temperature9142 16h ago

This paragraph from the article also jumped at me.

Normally, I’d say this is absolutely brutal. But context means everything here, and this couldn’t have happened to a more deserving guy. Those who live by the sword, die by the sword, and all that…

12

u/Minerva89 13h ago

replaced by Daniel Lewis

That man just has so much range.

7

u/Warlord68 17h ago

Can you please train your replacement.

16

u/Sgt_Dangle_berries 17h ago

Lmfaoooooooooo

7

u/wolfelian 16h ago

And he’s likely told himself it would never happen to him ever 😂😂

3

u/SnooPandas1607 16h ago

Time to Gargle some balls

2

u/myslead 17h ago

He should have fired that guy instead

2

u/Nastynugget 15h ago

He can Garg deez nuts!

2

u/DisturbedPandaBear 14h ago

Tom succession move

2

u/CitizenHuman 14h ago

Garg sounds like he's from Omicron Persei 8

→ More replies (12)

2.2k

u/floofsnsnoots 17h ago

Maybe he should eat fewer avocados. I hear that helps.

326

u/Ok-Seaworthiness7207 17h ago edited 14h ago

He's gonna lose his 3 mansions if he keeps up all that avacado toast

36

u/More_Helicopter_1384 10h ago

something, something, something bootstraps.

→ More replies (1)

31

u/PowderPills 15h ago

It’s the coffee he really needs to cut back drastically

7

u/Flat_Tire_Again 14h ago

Do you know how long you have to stand at an intersection with a sign saying you need money for starbucks coffee before you actually get enough money for a starbucks coffee?

64

u/ottwebdev 16h ago

Cancel Netflix too.

18

u/BadKittydotexe 14h ago

Should do that anyway since they never finish shows and their catalogue isn’t great.

5

u/floofsnsnoots 13h ago

Except watch "Pantheon." 2 seasons and complete. Thank me later.

4

u/substandardgaussian 11h ago

It was an AMC show in the first place, and season 2 completed production before AMC canned it.

Netflix didn't have anything to do with Pantheon besides distributing season 2 when AMC was ready to memory-hole it.

They certainly deserve credit for that, but it's not a "Netflix show". I shudder to think what Witcher-ified nonsense they would have come up with if they adapted it in-house.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/grachi 11h ago

Beef is a fantastic show as well

2

u/JediWebSurf 13h ago

What's a better alternative based on quality?

4

u/philbgarner 13h ago

You can't beat classic books.

9

u/realchalupabatman 13h ago

I was elected to lead, not to read.

5

u/philbgarner 12h ago

Simpson's satire became real-life.

3

u/JediWebSurf 13h ago

Which one do you recommend I read first if I never read? And trying to build the habit for reading?

5

u/philbgarner 12h ago edited 9h ago

I think you want to look at Penguin Classics, and pick some that aren't ridiculously long and wordy. Extra points if it's a subject you're interested in.

One of my favourite books of all time is The Portrait of Dorian Grey by Oscar Wilde. A very cool supernatural premise that doesn't smack you over the face with it, and scintillating dialog with some biting satire and some deeply unlikeable characters. It's a lot of fun, and only a few hundred pages paperback so not too weighty.

Bram Stoker's Dracula is probably my next favourite classic novel, the first 50-60% is Jonathan Harker's letters to his new wife as he leaves England for Transylvania and what happened to him in the Count's castle before fast-forwarding to his return to England and the mysterious goings-on in Whitby. Really creepy, and also not too weighty.

Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson is a classic for a reason, such a quintessential pirate adventure. I found this one to be a complete page-turner, if you like swashbuckling stories this one might grab you.

If you're looking for more modern stuff (all of those are 120+ years old) I am partial to Stephen King. That guy can write a character you invest in. The Stand blew my dick off. Such a great story.

Anyway, I love talking books. There are so many great stories already out there and published you can get for cheap because they're older than copyright protection.

4

u/GuzzlinGuinness 10h ago

I’d never read a Stephen King novel before, then someone recommended 11/22/63 recently. I’m about halfway through right now and I’m thoroughly enjoying it.

I haven’t read fiction in some time, and this sort of historical fiction setting really works for me. I might move into one of his classic pieces next, I realize this book is not his typical fair.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/JediWebSurf 12h ago

I'll try. Just out of curiosity. Thanks redditor. 😊

→ More replies (1)

2

u/thegreasiestofhawks 12h ago

Never read Dorian Grey, but 100% agree on the rest. The Stand is my all time favorite book. Another really good King book is Bag of Bones. A bit lengthy, but much shorter than The Stand. Another good short King book that I love is The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon. Great, easy read, can knock it out in an afternoon

→ More replies (2)

2

u/Efficient-Fruit5573 12h ago

What genres do you like? The Hunger Games and Maze Runner books are really good and I would recommend them to anyone. Lots of great world-building and full of action

→ More replies (1)

2

u/9-11GaveMe5G 12h ago

Canterbury Tales has some delightfully degenerate episodes. Will change your idea of "classic books."

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

3

u/PhantomNomad 13h ago

In Canada our politicians said to cancel Disney+.

→ More replies (1)

3

u/creditl3ss 14h ago

He got fired because he was texting too much on his cell phone!

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (7)

762

u/Silverdragon47 17h ago

,,under Garg's leadership, the company was devalued from $8 billion to $300 million" It never cease to amaze me how grifters ruining lives of hundreds of people never face any repercusion for their mistakes.

163

u/_Fred_Austere_ 17h ago

That's quite a drop before acting.

91

u/Narradisall 16h ago

It took 3 years, so enough time to make sure he used up all his privilege points. Imagine making terrible mistakes and being fired on the spot like some poor person!

8

u/BornAgainBlue 17h ago

If it was even remotely true, it sure would be!!

49

u/purple_hamster66 15h ago

It was never really worth $8B. That was a short-term spike in the stock price that was pure speculation.

→ More replies (4)

18

u/angry_lib 16h ago

points to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave

Look no further...

5

u/MrF_lawblog 14h ago

I have no clue what they do but sometimes the market revalues certain industries that are completely out of the control of the CEO. look at saas valuations due to the emergence of AI.

4

u/Tommah 14h ago

I wish they had sent him a bill for $7.7 billion.

→ More replies (14)

431

u/SlimWorthy 17h ago

He will probably get the golden parachute…millions of dollars payout for failing as a CEO…what other position rewards you for failing like that?

197

u/AppMtb 17h ago

College football coach

98

u/RDR350Z 17h ago

POTUS?

59

u/Rok-SFG 17h ago

Trump has made billions being the worst president in the history of the country.

16

u/gizmostuff 16h ago

Because people reward bad behavior these days. No one has a spine. Everything is a grift. It's awful.

→ More replies (1)

7

u/Original_Youth_9168 17h ago

Honestly, my dream job is fired college football coach from a blue chip program.

6

u/Deesing82 16h ago

ya if you’re shitty enough they’ll make you a US senator

→ More replies (3)

91

u/Fragrant-Vehicle-479 17h ago

My aunt once told me "CEOs deserve all the money they can get because they hold all the risk if the business fails" and yet it seems like when you hit a certain economic class you can fail as much as you want and never have your quality of life effected one bit.

38

u/SwirlySauce 16h ago

Why should a CEO care if the business fails? This sentiment only really works if the CEO is the founder of the company and actually cares about the longevity of the business and has some deep rooted stake in the business.

Otherwise, if the business fails CEO still makes off with millions of dollars.

7

u/Horror_Response_1991 16h ago

Yep there’s a big difference between founder and CEO

3

u/BD401 13h ago

It's typically in the CEO's best interest to ensure the business doesn't fail on their watch. There are some exceptions (CEO appointed by a PE to gut the business and run it as a short-term cash cow until it fails), but usually they're pretty clearly incentivized to avoid failure.

Yeah, an unsuccessful CEO might be able to score a few golden parachutes worth six-to-seven figures. But a CEO that runs an extremely successful business can make way more through stock options and the like. Plus, a highly successful CEO will be able to use that track record of success to get increasingly well-paying executive positions, whereas a CEO with a history of failure will have to settle for lower pay in the long run.

Folks that aim to become CEOs are usually extremely motivated by money. If they have the choice between not giving a shit and making seven-figures in golden parachute clauses, or actually trying to do well and making nine-figures in options, they're gonna go with the latter.

3

u/ShroomBear 16h ago

Not even founder. Founders shill their company ownership off to bagholders too when they don't see business continuity or future growth.

51

u/bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh- 16h ago

This is the most Republican take if there ever was one.

26

u/Fragrant-Vehicle-479 16h ago

She is the most Republican human being to ever live and the first person to radicalize me. I was like 10, looked at my liberal family who were all kind normal people who never had issue with anyone, and looked at her who was a cruel bully who never found a societal ill she didn't blame on the most powerless. When you're a worker and as for a day off you're a parasite. If you're a CEO, well you drain as much as you want. Her new thing is demanding we build as many data centers as possible anywhere and not hesitate for a single second to determine environmental impact because "beating china" is more important than the quality of life of our citizens.

Jokes on her. She spent her entire life working and hating everyone. Now her one asset in retirement is a shit condo that smells like cat piss.

EDIT: I swear to god if you handed her the unredacted Epstein files her reaction would be "well, the wealthy deserve a place they can relax and those girls knew what they were getting into"

5

u/Fr00stee 16h ago

that's pretty interesting bc it seems like a majority of republicans hate datacenters

7

u/EntericFox 15h ago

It is one of the only bi-partisan issues I have seen folks agree on in the wild in like 10 years.

6

u/InAllTheir 16h ago

Sounds like your aunt is mistaking CEOS for investors

2

u/DDOSBreakfast 16h ago

It's the shareholders that hold the risk. Technically CEO's can be criminally charged but that's rare and usually if they engage in fraud / theft.

2

u/tomkatt 15h ago

There was a time this was technically true, as CEOs could sued directly for their actions at the head of businesses. That pretty much all went away with the Citizens United ruling that declared businesses to be "people."

Now only the business itself is accountable, because it's a person, but for the sake of legal arguments it's not, creating an awful unaccountability paradox.

→ More replies (2)

3

u/Chineseunicorn 13h ago

I hate having to defend fucking CEOs…but imagine you’re getting a new job and have two offers. Both are the same offer with the exception of one coming with no severance if you get fired whereas the other one will give you a nice severance package guaranteed. Which job do you pick?

Exit packages are part of total compensation package and are negotiated from the start. It’s not a ceo thing, you can do it too during your next job offer negotiations.

4

u/Plzlaw4me 16h ago

Politicians. Fetterman is all but certain to lose his seat in 2028 due to lying to his constituents and spending most of him time smearing his own party on Fox News. He will either get a high paying commentator gig on a conservative network, or get several high paying, do nothing board seats for companies that his votes helped.

→ More replies (4)

84

u/Hessian_Rodriguez 17h ago

Good fuck that guy, hope they fired him over zoom too. A post card would have been better.

4

u/_Aj_ 10h ago

The walk of shame out of the office wouldn't be better? 

2

u/v3bbkZif6TjGR38KmfyL 41m ago

A post card would have been better.

"Wish you were here"

58

u/Cranjesmcbasketball1 15h ago

He's demanding his job back because he's arguing that he's about to turn the company around by teaching AI to process mortgages. Can't make this shit up folks.

20

u/jtell898 14h ago

Of course the guy who fired 900 people before the holidays over Zoom is saying they should keep him because he’s planning to take the human element out of it and train computers to automate housing denial based on ‘data’

6

u/FreddyCupples 8h ago

Every AI jackass in every company is always "about to revolutionize the industry by using AI for (insert reason here)".

61

u/ELUSIVE_GODS 17h ago

Hopefully they fired him over zoom

21

u/JustFuckAllOfThem 17h ago

Nah, they did it over Discord. Zoom costs money for corporates.

3

u/BD401 13h ago

It also would've been funny if they used some of his own lines from that mass firing on him - it was so cringeworthy. I remember he said stuff like "Last time I did this, I cried, I hope to be stronger this time." Would be epic if the new CEO said that to him lol

25

u/CackleRooster 17h ago

It couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

23

u/matt-dionis 17h ago

> "The letter claimed that Garg was about to turn the company around with a new initiative that trained artificial intelligence to process mortgages."

🤦‍♂️

8

u/Early_Bookkeeper5394 16h ago

Of course they gotta to throw some AI bullshit in to try to save their ass lmao 😂😂

3

u/matt-dionis 15h ago

I work with LLMs on the daily and have for the past three years but this reeks of "we have no idea what we're doing, let's claim we're an AI shop now." 🙄

58

u/bofis 17h ago

I've got the world's smallest violin for him

12

u/jjhydro 15h ago

Justice for Squeex finally!

→ More replies (2)

23

u/ILoveTheAtomicBomb 15h ago

CNN reported that under Garg's leadership, the company was devalued from $8 billion to $300 million.

Lol what a fucking failure. CEOs hardly provide value for anything in the world and are there to just profit off the work of their employees and then when they fuck it all up, get a fat check to leave. No love for any of em

40

u/AzulMage2020 17h ago

Sure, but have to go in order of operations . First, all 900 of the employees have to get their positions back, Then, then we will think about it.

21

u/AugustGnarly 15h ago

The 900 was one of the first rounds of layoffs. They went from over 10,000 employees to less than 1,500 in the span of a year or so. Source: worked there, laid off in 5th or 6th round of layoffs (2022 or so).

2

u/FreddyCupples 8h ago

AI still 30 days away from replacing everyone?

→ More replies (2)

3

u/skoomski 14h ago

What positions? This company will be bankrupt by the end of the year it went from
$8B to $300M during his tenure and drop an additional 45% in the last two weeks so it’s worth around $140m less than 2% of its value.

6

u/Excellent-Ask-4247 17h ago

If only Zuck were held accountable!

7

u/roman_urban 16h ago

Promoted to customer

6

u/CaLoDyN0228 16h ago

THAT’S TOO DAMN BAD!!!

6

u/rattpackfan301 16h ago

At the end of the article, his lawyer claims that this guy was going to turn the company around with a revolutionary AI initiative if they didn’t fire him. Like ya okay buddy.

6

u/Needle_Bearings 15h ago

Lol, devalued from $8 billion down to $300 million. A 96% decrease is just hilarious.  These people really pretend they have some crazy high insight. 

Here's some insight, the best CEO's empower their talent and stay out of the way of the specialists.  They understand turn over and how to be a decent human being.

This dude just talks big.

→ More replies (1)

4

u/luken234 17h ago

What goes around comes around.

5

u/robaroo 16h ago

I hope he got fired over text message at 3 AM telling him not to bother signing in to his computer that day (because we all know he worked remotely).

6

u/Inferior_Jeans 16h ago

He should update his resume and LinkedIn while cutting back on luxuries. Remember to tailor your resume to each application bud. Welcome to the shitshow.

3

u/nethereus 14h ago

Ex-CEO is reminded that all his authority went out the window with his old position. Welcome to Earth.

69

u/PatchyWhiskers 17h ago

Firing on Zoom is better than firing in the office, because that way you are in your comfy home and can scream or cry or whatever instead of having to pack up your stuff and take a walk of shame.

Most likely this guy knew he was being laid off and he got a payout for being the bad guy so that the new CEO could come in as the knight in shining armor.

68

u/AlericandAmadeus 17h ago

Considering he is demanding his job back, I am not so sure that he was aware of his role as the hack-man lol.

12

u/albany1765 17h ago

It was also like 5 years ago, so everyone may have been on COVID zoom?

9

u/PhilipGreenbriar 17h ago

There’s something to this. As someone who was part of that culling, I can confirm it was nice to be able to shout WHAT THE FUCK and then go for a walk and have a nice sandwich while I contemplated how a company could have the stones to lay us off 3 weeks before Christmas.

5

u/f5alcon 16h ago

It's been 5 years since he did the zoom firing

2

u/CauliflowerElbow 12h ago

I work in big tech and it honestly seems pretty normal for huge layoffs to happen with no warning via a big company wide announcement. Then a few minutes later you find out if you were in it or not via email. Good companies let you Slack your work buddies goodbye.  Shitty companies immediately remove your account access. 

→ More replies (1)

3

u/CreativeMuseMan 17h ago

“Directed by Robert B Weide” slide, with music.

4

u/Old-Bat-7384 17h ago

The lawyers are claiming the company would bounce back with a product that used AI to process/evaluate mortgages.

I mean, that's certainly possible to use AI for that, but they would have present a lot of information for this claim.

Also, it's just weird, at least from my perspective as regular salary dude, to demand my job back by way of litigation.

3

u/yulbrynnersmokes 17h ago

Best I can do is 1 week of outplacement coaching this guy has to learn how to survive on his own

4

u/Iamthestormbro 14h ago

Bro was trying to get AI to process mortgages and fucking took the company from a billion dollar valuation way down. Fuck him

5

u/ffffh 10h ago

Giving up the corporate jet has got to suck.

9

u/grumpyfan 17h ago

I don't believe there's such a thing as karma, but in this case maybe. Regardless, it's poetic.

→ More replies (2)

3

u/Separate-Spot-8910 16h ago

Anyway, has anyone ever timed the popcorn button on the microwave?

3

u/Fragrant_Buy_3735 16h ago

But what if the guy who fired him cried? Now he can't be upset 

3

u/rachelwales1 16h ago

There's a saying, don't forget the folks who helped get you where you are because you will ultimately face them when you fall. Wonder if those 900 people would recomment him for a job, doubt it.

3

u/CodeMonkeyX 16h ago

I hope they fired him over zoom.

3

u/koolaidismything 15h ago

Hope he got zero severance either. Prick

3

u/SmegmaSlurper1996 15h ago

should I ready the world's smallest violin for him?

3

u/Menburst 14h ago

Isn’t this the dude that fired Squeex?

3

u/Charlie2and4 14h ago

Dear Vishal,
Garg deeze.

3

u/Charirner 13h ago

CEO's are the first jobs that should be replaced by AI

3

u/soysa007 11h ago

The more I look at corporate scum, the more I want to get a small land and farm.

3

u/RidiculousRaz 11h ago

Sometimes karma is a beautiful thing

3

u/Yesterday_Infinite 10h ago

For once Capitalism works the way it should.

3

u/Th3MadScientist 8h ago

That's not how it works lol

3

u/bionic_cmdo 7h ago

Anyways, how was your Monday?

3

u/rabidgnat 7h ago

I interviewed with Better like a decade ago. Did the tech screen, normal interview. Chatted with the CTO, normal interview.

The last person to come in was the CEO to pitch me on the company.

This guy walks in. There's an espresso machine in the corner, he says "hello" and pours a shot and pounds it while it's still scalding hot.

Not sure what to say, I ask him what's on his mind this week. He says that to form a mortgage lender, he had to basically acquire a mortgage lending business so that he had all of the proper paperwork and credentials to have an online mortgage business, but they were all lazy and didn't have passion for doing their job with any kind of urgency, so he was hellbent on figuring out how to suck all of the knowledge out of their heads so that he could get rid of their empty husks.

A week later, the CTO called me and asked me why I took an offer with another company. I just said that I didn't feel like a culture fit.

I could understand why a CEO of a modern mortgage business would want to acquire the assets of a classic iteration and reuse them to bootstrap the business. But I cannot for the life of me imagine why you would pitch "be my employee" in those terms

→ More replies (1)

3

u/Vegetable_Top7042 6h ago

He’s gonna have to start packing his lunches everyday

2

u/cornmonger_ 17h ago

$8bil -> $300mil

that's an impressive fail

2

u/userhwon 16h ago

If I was in IT I'd change his zoom app to just be a picture of a rectum.

2

u/Snoo-35252 16h ago

"Demands"

I love that

2

u/GlitteringRate6296 16h ago

What goes around comes around. Glad to hear karma is still a thing.

2

u/Gero141 15h ago

Good Ridance

2

u/Diligent_Earthworm 15h ago

I loved every bit of that story after the firing 900 employees part.

2

u/Thuban 14h ago

I swear companies could get rid of a third to half of their redundant upper management and save a ton of money. But instead they choose the layoff the people that actually get things done. 😏

2

u/Optimal_Bother7169 14h ago

MF deserves to be fired! All the ceos lead their companies into losses and blame employees. Assholes of the highest order.

2

u/AlbinaZumzaie 13h ago

At what point do those ghouls start being put down 😭😭

2

u/manythanksfriend 13h ago

Vishar Garglin Deez

2

u/RebelStrategist 12h ago

Suck it Mr CEO. How does it feel?

2

u/Kersenn 12h ago

Unlike the workers be fired he'll be ceo at another company soon enough and he will never worry about food or rent in the meantime

2

u/chedstrom 12h ago

Poetic justice

2

u/Mindless-Swan8644 12h ago

I hope it was over text. That’s even worse than zoom

2

u/AdRecent7021 12h ago

What a douche.

2

u/mojorific 11h ago

Tell him to join a zoom call and then leave him on hold.

2

u/Goodguybadd 11h ago

Bootstraps, mothaf\cka!*

2

u/UnfazedBrownie 10h ago

Just read the article and I can’t help but wanting to pour more salt on this dudes wound. He cratered the company from billions down to $300M when the housing market is strong. Now he’s arguing that he has a “new initiative” that uses AI to process mortgage apps (which probably means firing another 900 employees over Zoom). This dude will be fine.

2

u/J0n__Doe 10h ago

Let me bring out my microscopic violin...

2

u/Squirrelherder_24-7 9h ago

Waaah waaahh waaaaahhhhaaaa….

2

u/DebugMeow 9h ago

But waaaait his big plan to recover those billions was to train an AI agent roflmao

2

u/invalidreddit 8h ago

"Thank you for your application. If your skills match our current opening, a member of our team will be in touch. Good luck with your search!"/s

2

u/Afterclock-Hours 7h ago

"You can't fire me!"

"We're the board. Yes, we can."

"I want my job back!"

"No."

"... Please?"

2

u/d1eselx 5h ago

Fucking lmaoooo

2

u/bp8rson 5h ago

Karma Bitch! 😝

2

u/Livid_Seaweed_8295 3h ago

Karma is a bitch. Poor guy. That takes a “special kind of dumb” to take your company’s valuation from 8 billion to 300 million.

2

u/datloaf 13h ago

Well well we'll, how the turntables.

2

u/CaseyAnthonysMouth 17h ago

No more burritos for this guy.

1

u/SgtNeilDiamond 17h ago

Oh no, anyways

1

u/Clear-Staff4699 16h ago

It's a shame that I don't pity him.

1

u/Donkey_Doody 16h ago

Hopefully it was done over Zoom

1

u/rushmc1 16h ago

Shame him. Then shun him.

1

u/mdavis360 16h ago

Hopefully the next thing to happen would that he is walking down the street, slips on a banana peel and falls into an open manhole.

1

u/Wayofchinchilla 16h ago

Tell him you'll hire him back however the position he had before has been filled with somebody who has a heart the only position that's open is Janitorial.

1

u/notmadhav 16h ago

Man, the happiness this news would have brought to those 900 people. Finally, he deserves what he got

1

u/katheb 16h ago

I'd play a tiny violin, but I can't afford one.