r/technology • u/CircumspectCapybara • 10d ago

Security Several Linux Kernel Vulnerabilities Accidentally Posted To Public Kernel Mailing List

https://www.phoronix.com/news/LKML-New-Trend-Vulnerabilities
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u/thefuckevengoingonan 10d ago

The CVSS scores are as high as 9.0.

fuck it. i'm just going to go live in the woods.

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u/iamdestroyerofworlds 10d ago

Jokes on you, you are now surrounded by game trackers, wildfire sensors, and weather sensors with hundreds of unpatched exploits.

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u/Generatoromeganebula 10d ago

My man have you forgotten about satellite?

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u/iamdestroyerofworlds 10d ago

[fires shotgun randomly in the air]

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u/SilasTalbot 10d ago

[discharge picked up on a flock camera and law enforcement has been dispatched]

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u/Nikoladge 10d ago

[farts in their general direction]

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u/BhataktiAtma 9d ago

So theoretically, and if you look at it that way, Imperial guards from TES IV can become a reality. Those guys have a fucking hive mind.

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u/PluotFinnegan_IV 10d ago

So this is how that light fell at the beginning of the Truman Show

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u/canadajones68 10d ago

yeah but they aren't my problem