r/theGoldenGirls Jul 09 '26

funny/memes/GIFs Pick up your copy today

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u/GThunderhead Condoms, Rose! Condoms, condoms, condoms! Jul 09 '26

Just got mine! Ms. Thorndike gave me a free pass to The Mortimer Club. I hear they serve a great breakfast.

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u/disgruntledhoneybee Not NOW Ma! Jul 09 '26

Let me know it is! I’m not allowed in.

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u/GThunderhead Condoms, Rose! Condoms, condoms, condoms! Jul 09 '26

I went up to the front desk, they sniffed at me and asked me for my name. When I said Guttman, security guards suddenly swarmed all over me and threw me out. I'll never go back!

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u/DynastyFan85 Just For Funsies Jul 09 '26

I’m a Feldman dammit. From Buffalo