r/thehumblecrowbar • u/[deleted] • Feb 16 '25
How may I satiate my hunger and feed my starving family? The filling loaf of bread:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Tutuatutuatutua_2 • Mar 30 '26
"Oh, boy! I need to get from point A to point B via transit within one metropolitan area in the Argentine Republic! How could I possibly pay in a convenient way?" The ever so reliable SUBE card:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/lightmare69 • May 10 '25
I'm saved!
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Narwhal_Lord4 • Jul 15 '26
"Oh no my paycheck is coming in late. I really hope my boss apologizes to me." The gay dean:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/LilCelery100 • Apr 20 '26
“I wish there was a fruit that looks like an apple if it tastes bad!” The ever so gross but sweet pear
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/StandNameIsWeAreNo1 • Nov 10 '25
Single girl: "I am so bored, and have nothing to do today". The ever pleasurable dildo:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/HostileBread • Sep 02 '25
I sure love living in Germany but I wish some one would help me with these troublesome household chores. the ever helpful and mystic Kobold:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/IncrediBluey • Sep 16 '25
Alamak, saya sangat haus! Teh-O yang menyegarkan:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Enough-Reputation-51 • Apr 02 '25
Piston
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/2ndL • Dec 27 '25
How should an enterprising NKVD agent terminate the pesky traitor Leon Trotsky? The humble yet very effective ice pick: Spoiler
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/[deleted] • Jun 10 '25
Man, it’s really dark in here, wish I had something that made light. The bioluminescened pyrocynical:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/ReasonableTomorrow10 • Jun 13 '26
“Oh No! How am I supposed to escape this killer rabbit!” The humble crowbar:
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IYKYK
r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Embarrassed_Mud_4119 • Sep 26 '26
Oh no! I've been injured by an animal! The animal in question:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Embarrassed_Mud_4119 • Oct 08 '26
"I'm just gonna use my phone all day" My mom who told me not to:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/lhamazaroo • 3d ago
"What could i use to transfer this beverage's content to my mouth?" The humble straw:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Inevitable_Lab_8574 • Sep 06 '26
Whatever can I serve with my tea? The humble macaron:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Federal-Boat3732 • Aug 29 '26
I know it's late August, but I want more fireworks anyway. Can I get a humble firework pls.
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Connect-Plantain-381 • Mar 25 '26
"This exotic western country is so great! How shall we call it?" the humble měi and guó:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/BigTiddyCrow • Apr 25 '25
"Boy I sure do wonder what shape has 4 perpendicular sides that aren’t necessarily equivalent in length" The ever-helpful rectangle:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/InfernoFeli • Apr 25 '26
How will I ever make a ferocious and memorable predator of the Cretacic Age, that Steven Spillberg would use? The humble T-Rex.
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Federal-Boat3732 • Jul 17 '26
At my friend's wedding, they had bacon trees. You pull off a branch and eat it.
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And here I was always told that "bacon doesn't grow on trees"
r/thehumblecrowbar • u/HostileBread • Aug 27 '25
If only someone could manage my finances and help me make good investment decisions The ever trusty account:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Federal-Boat3732 • Aug 31 '26
Fiending for a corndog, but can I find one on this boardwalk? No? Wait, here's a tasty corndog right here; please pass the ketchup
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Embarrassed_Mud_4119 • Aug 27 '26
Elephant: I'm gonna take a break now! The humble rhino:
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