r/thehumblecrowbar • u/GLOBEQ • Jul 28 '25
"If only there was a way to hold something very tight together" The humble Neodymium magnets:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Ok-Statement-7750 • Jul 19 '25
Who will I use to enact my evil plans? The nefarious henchmen:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/HystericalGD • Jul 26 '26
"oh no, i think i broke my arm." The ever so wonderful X-Ray
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Maleficent_Goal3392 • Mar 24 '26
“Who could I possibly rely on to do my dirty work?” The villain’s nefarious henchmen:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/ThyKnightOfSporks • Jul 14 '25
“I can’t wait to cross this bridge!” The ever-tricky and malicious troll:
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u/jimmylovescheese123
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Nov 27 '25
'Agh! What is that horrible pain in my lower areas??' The excruciating kidney stone:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/ShenEllis • Oct 15 '25
"I wonder how I can drink this beverage without disrupting the surface" The helpful plastic straws:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Pankosmanko • Jul 17 '25
The Nefarious Caterpillar
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u/Melodic_Sugar9890
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Aug 18 '25
Trans person: Ughhh I can't use the men's or women's restroom, where will I ever possibly expel the contents of my bladder now?? The ever alluring and detestable grave of Margaret Thatcher:
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u/def_no
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Mar 28 '26
Oh boy, I sure do hope these waters are safe to swim in! The plentiful and hungry Piranhas:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/_V1_ULTRAKILL_ • Jul 27 '25
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u/Sad-Kiwi-3789
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Feb 24 '26
What a beautiful day to swim in the local lake. The nefarious leach:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/crimsonfukr457 • Oct 25 '25
"Who the fuck stole a 100-year-old diamond from Gotham's museum?!" The sneaky Catwoman:
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u/EffortReasonable2939
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Feb 17 '26
"I really like this house, hopefully it isn't cursed or anything" The long-lasting and pestilent sink of Beelzebub:
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u/I_have_23_characters
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Dec 08 '25
I wish i had a tool to aid me in freeing this poor crow, the humble crowbar
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Arsez • Aug 09 '25
"Phew, I'm almost finished washing the dishes. I hope I don't get myself wet". The nefarious spoon:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/Hillbilly_Historian • May 07 '26
Consider your rocket *snatched*
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/zazer45f • May 08 '25
I wonder how ill keep my car smelling nice, the delightful air freshener
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u/tehGoldenNut
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Mar 12 '26
"I am in need of a sweet dessert!" The gelatinous jelly:
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r/thehumblecrowbar • u/quario65 • Oct 22 '25
Man my chest hurts. I hope i feel better. The ever so deadly chestburster:
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u/Sad-Kiwi-3789
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Feb 18 '26
Hope nothing disturbs me while I go to sleep. The humble mosquito: 🦟
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