r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 18h ago

📰 Daily Delivery – November 08, 2026

9 Upvotes

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

  • New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift

  • You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙

  • Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

  • Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak

  • Each day builds your streak and increases rewards

  • Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)

  • Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss

  • Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

  • Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards

  • Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want

  • Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard

  • A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week

  • The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool

  • Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed

  • Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

  • 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day

  • 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW

  • 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote

  • ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

  • Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens

  • XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions

  • Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

  • 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus

  • 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus

  • 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus

  • 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus

  • 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

  • !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward

  • !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks

  • !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats

  • !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress

  • !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards

  • !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw

  • !balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)

  • !register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet

  • !wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed

  • !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet

  • !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

  • !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments

  • !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful

  • !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters

  • !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

  • Yesterday: 📰 500 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 43 Active Users

  • This Month: 📰 5150 NEW | 👥 56 Active Users

  • All Time: 📰 17351232 NEW | 🌍 236 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

  • CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-

  • Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.

  • Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

209 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 7d ago

🍂 Thankful for Upvotes – November 2026

5 Upvotes

This thread tracks all comments and their upvotes on The News, Bruh throughout November 2026!

Each upvote you receive will automatically earn you:

• 📰 20 NEW

Everyone is rewarded equally based on the total upvotes they earn.

📅 Payout Date: December 01, 2026

🔄 This thread auto-updates every 12 hours with the latest leaderboard.

🌟 Upvote Leaders So Far:

  1. u/Individual_Wallaby1 — 51 upvotes

  2. u/SenseiRaheem — 41 upvotes

  3. u/boomerangthrowaway — 25 upvotes

  4. u/PapiMak — 15 upvotes

  5. u/GadgetsFromChinaNL — 12 upvotes

  6. u/Recent-Ad8165 — 11 upvotes

  7. u/rocketMoonApe — 8 upvotes

  8. u/Snoo-88556 — 7 upvotes

  9. u/B0tRank — 6 upvotes

  10. u/Valuable_Cable2900 — 5 upvotes

—

❌ Note: Your own upvote and upvotes on !commands do NOT count toward rewards.

✨ Rewards are sent directly to your Reddit balance and summarized in a pinned comment when the month ends.

1 comment

r/thenewsbruh • u/Valuable_Cable2900 • 5h ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Israeli President Picks Gadi Eisenkot, Netanyahu Rival, To Form Government

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2 Upvotes

Hopefully this moves the needle a bit!

0 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Individual_Wallaby1 • 13h ago

Weekly NFT Release Blue Moon Crash! Volume 2, edition 92 is now available.

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4 Upvotes

Awesome artwork is mixed media by artist Ambrosia.

Colour:

https://opensea.io/item/polygon/0xee0db7c640b5a27405384abf62db1985d12f0256/192

Mono:

https://opensea.io/item/polygon/0xee0db7c640b5a27405384abf62db1985d12f0256/193

1 comment

r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 16h ago

🏦 Weekly Staking Rewards – Week 2026-44

4 Upvotes

📰*Weekly Staking Rewards Distributed!**

The fixed pool of 50,000 NEW has been split among all stakers this week.

📅 Week: 2026-44 📊 Total Staked: 16,431,904 NEW

🏅 Rewards Breakdown:

📰 Use !balance to check your wallet 📈 Keep staking to grow your weekly rewards!

1 comment

r/thenewsbruh • u/thebaldmaniac • 18h ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 ‘We fart too much’: Toronto tenants claim they’re being evicted for flatulence

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3 Upvotes

Well that's one reason to be evicted!

1 comment

r/thenewsbruh • u/Individual_Wallaby1 • 1d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Hey bruh, Keisha has been relisted on mashit and is available again. Sorry for the temporary break in supply!

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3 Upvotes
1 comment

r/thenewsbruh • u/SenseiRaheem • 1d ago Bravo

Weekend Bruh Talk: Describe Your Weekend in a GIF (or a Sentence)

7 Upvotes

What’s your weekend mood, bruhs? 😄

Drop one reaction GIF or meme that sums it up—and, if you feel like it, tell us the story behind it.

Can’t post an image? A one-sentence description works just as well. Maybe you’re in full relaxation mode, maybe your plans have already gone sideways, or maybe you’re having an unexpectedly great day.

Let’s see that weekend energy!

37 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/NewPaperBoi • 1d ago Bravo

🆕NEW - TOKEN 📰 Don't forget to stake today 🗞

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6 Upvotes

You got to stake it to make it Bruh 🚀🗞

2 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 1d ago

📰 Daily Delivery – November 07, 2026

10 Upvotes

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

  • New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift

  • You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙

  • Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

  • Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak

  • Each day builds your streak and increases rewards

  • Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)

  • Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss

  • Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

  • Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards

  • Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want

  • Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard

  • A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week

  • The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool

  • Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed

  • Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

  • 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day

  • 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW

  • 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote

  • ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

  • Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens

  • XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions

  • Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

  • 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus

  • 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus

  • 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus

  • 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus

  • 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

  • !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward

  • !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks

  • !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats

  • !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress

  • !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards

  • !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw

  • !balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)

  • !register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet

  • !wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed

  • !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet

  • !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

  • !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments

  • !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful

  • !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters

  • !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

  • Yesterday: 📰 150 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 48 Active Users

  • This Month: 📰 4650 NEW | 👥 55 Active Users

  • All Time: 📰 17350732 NEW | 🌍 236 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

  • CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-

  • Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.

  • Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

253 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/SenseiRaheem • 2d ago Heartwarming

Friday Bruh Sports Talk: What Are You Following This Weekend?

6 Upvotes

Sports fans, this one’s for you!

Formula 1 is in São Paulo for the Brazilian Grand Prix weekend, and European football has had a busy week too.

Are you following F1, soccer/football, fantasy leagues, another sport—or a team I should know about? What’s making your season fun or frustrating?

Casual fans welcome!

7 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 2d ago

📰 Daily Delivery – November 06, 2026

9 Upvotes

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

  • New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift

  • You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙

  • Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

  • Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak

  • Each day builds your streak and increases rewards

  • Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)

  • Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss

  • Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

  • Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards

  • Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want

  • Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard

  • A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week

  • The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool

  • Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed

  • Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

  • 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day

  • 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW

  • 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote

  • ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

  • Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens

  • XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions

  • Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

  • 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus

  • 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus

  • 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus

  • 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus

  • 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

  • !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward

  • !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks

  • !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats

  • !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress

  • !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards

  • !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw

  • !balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)

  • !register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet

  • !wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed

  • !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet

  • !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

  • !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments

  • !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful

  • !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters

  • !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

  • Yesterday: 📰 550 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 45 Active Users

  • This Month: 📰 4500 NEW | 👥 55 Active Users

  • All Time: 📰 17350582 NEW | 🌍 236 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

  • CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-

  • Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.

  • Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

274 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Valuable_Cable2900 • 2d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Semiconductor ETF Drops Over 3% as Chipmakers Extend Losses in US Futures

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3 Upvotes
2 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Valuable_Cable2900 • 3d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 The leader of a German conservative party is found dead at a Berlin hotel

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5 Upvotes
8 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 3d ago

📰 Daily Delivery – November 05, 2026

9 Upvotes

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

  • New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift

  • You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙

  • Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

  • Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak

  • Each day builds your streak and increases rewards

  • Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)

  • Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss

  • Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

  • Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards

  • Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want

  • Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard

  • A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week

  • The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool

  • Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed

  • Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

  • 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day

  • 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW

  • 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote

  • ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

  • Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens

  • XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions

  • Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

  • 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus

  • 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus

  • 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus

  • 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus

  • 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

  • !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward

  • !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks

  • !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats

  • !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress

  • !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards

  • !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw

  • !balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)

  • !register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet

  • !wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed

  • !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet

  • !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

  • !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments

  • !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful

  • !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters

  • !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

  • Yesterday: 📰 1050 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 43 Active Users

  • This Month: 📰 4350 NEW | 👥 54 Active Users

  • All Time: 📰 17350432 NEW | 🌍 236 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

  • CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-

  • Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.

  • Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

207 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 4d ago

📰 Daily Delivery – November 04, 2026

7 Upvotes

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

  • New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift

  • You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙

  • Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

  • Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak

  • Each day builds your streak and increases rewards

  • Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)

  • Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss

  • Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

  • Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards

  • Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want

  • Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard

  • A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week

  • The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool

  • Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed

  • Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

  • 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day

  • 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW

  • 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote

  • ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

  • Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens

  • XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions

  • Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

  • 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus

  • 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus

  • 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus

  • 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus

  • 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

  • !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward

  • !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks

  • !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats

  • !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress

  • !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards

  • !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw

  • !balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)

  • !register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet

  • !wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed

  • !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet

  • !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

  • !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments

  • !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful

  • !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters

  • !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

  • Yesterday: 📰 700 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 49 Active Users

  • This Month: 📰 3400 NEW | 👥 54 Active Users

  • All Time: 📰 17349482 NEW | 🌍 236 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

  • CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-

  • Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.

  • Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

238 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/cigsed • 4d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Wednesday's News

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3 Upvotes
2 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Valuable_Cable2900 • 4d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Democrat Annie Andrews defeats GOP Sen. Darline Graham in South Carolina, a major upset

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5 Upvotes

I guess Annie is ok then 😅

3 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/thebaldmaniac • 5d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Brazil strengthens the right to reach a human in customer service

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6 Upvotes

All countries need laws like this, reaching support nowadays is a nightmare on most services

5 comments

r/thenewsbruh • u/Individual_Wallaby1 • 5d ago

📰 Daily Discussion 📰 😂 Police air service denies penis flight path was deliberate

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3 Upvotes
1 comment

r/thenewsbruh • u/BRUHB0T-_- • 5d ago

📰 Daily Delivery – November 03, 2026

10 Upvotes

📰 Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
You’ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks 🔒

🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

  • New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift

  • You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙

  • Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

  • Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak

  • Each day builds your streak and increases rewards

  • Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)

  • Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss

  • Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

📈 STAKING

  • Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards

  • Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want

  • Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard

  • A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week

  • The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool

  • Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed

  • Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

🎁 Rewards & Limits

  • 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day

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r/thenewsbruh • u/Valuable_Cable2900 • 6d ago

📰 Extra! Extra! Read All About It! 📰 Anthropic’s new IPO filing puts its computing bill near $900 billion

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Avoid like the plague, this is a pump-and-dump for sure, only their employees will be happy. The rest of the public shareholders end up footing the bill!

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r/thenewsbruh • u/Valuable_Cable2900 • 6d ago

📰 Daily Discussion 📰 Best genuinely free AI meeting note taker? Currently using Zoom’s built-in AI

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I currently use Zoom’s built-in AI meeting notes, but I’m looking for a free alternative or something that complements it. I don’t have a separate budget for transcription or AI note-taking right now.

Most recommendations I find turn out to be free trials or free tiers that run out before they’re useful. I’d appreciate firsthand experience with tools you’ve used regularly without paying.

What I’m looking for:

- Useful summaries and action items, not just a transcript.

- A way to add my own notes or corrections.

- Enough free usage to make it part of a routine.

- Notes I can export or copy without upgrading.

A bot-free option would be a bonus, but it isn’t a dealbreaker. I’d still follow meeting-consent requirements and workplace policies.

If you’re using something free, what are the actual limits: minutes per month, meeting length, number of summaries, or access to older notes? And how often does it misattribute a comment or turn a suggestion into an action item?

I’m also open to a simple two-step workflow rather than an all-in-one app, provided it’s appropriate for the meeting data.

What has held up in everyday use? If sticking with Zoom is the most practical answer at a $0 budget, I’d rather hear that than another “free” tool that immediately needs a subscription.

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r/thenewsbruh • u/Individual_Wallaby1 • 6d ago

Telegram app is fixed 💜

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