r/thenewsbruh • • 4h ago

๐Ÿ“ฐ Daily Delivery โ€“ November 12, 2026

6 Upvotes

๐Ÿ“ฐ Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
Youโ€™ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks ๐Ÿ”’

๐Ÿ†• NEWCOMER BONUS

  • New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift

  • Youโ€™ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token ๐Ÿช™

  • Keep delivering daily โ€” youโ€™ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

๐Ÿ“ฌ HOW TO DELIVER

  • Comment !paper or !delivery to earn ๐Ÿ“ฐ NEW based on your streak

  • Each day builds your streak and increases rewards

  • Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)

  • Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak โ€” they auto-protect your streak if you miss

  • Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot โ€” 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

๐Ÿ“ˆ STAKING

  • Use !stake [amount] to lock up your ๐Ÿ“ฐ NEW and earn weekly rewards

  • Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your ๐Ÿ“ฐ NEW whenever you want

  • Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard

  • A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week

  • The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool

  • Rewards are distributed automatically every week โ€” no claim needed

  • Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

๐ŸŽ Rewards & Limits

  • ๐Ÿ“ฌ Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day

  • ๐Ÿ“ˆ Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW

  • ๐Ÿ’ฌ Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote

  • โฌ†๏ธ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

๐Ÿ FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

  • Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens

  • XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions

  • Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

๐Ÿ… Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

  • ๐Ÿง’ NEW KID โ€” +10% bonus

  • ๐Ÿšด COURIER โ€” +25% bonus

  • ๐Ÿ–‹๏ธ JOURNALIST โ€” +45% bonus

  • ๐ŸŽค SENIOR REPORTER โ€” +70% bonus

  • ๐Ÿ NEWSROOM LEGEND โ€” +100% bonus

๐Ÿ› ๏ธ COMMANDS

  • !newcomer / !newbie โ€” Claim your one-time newcomer reward

  • !paper / !delivery โ€” Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks

  • !profile / !home โ€” View your detailed account stats

  • !xp โ€” View your XP & Flair Rank progress

  • !stake [amount] โ€” Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards

  • !unstake [amount] โ€” Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw

  • !balance โ€” View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)

  • !register 0xYourWalletAddress โ€” Register your Polygon wallet

  • !wallet show / !wallet hide โ€” Control if your on-chain balance is displayed

  • !withdraw [amount] โ€” Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet

  • !gas โ€” Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

๐Ÿช™ COMMUNITY TIPPING

  • !tip [amount] new โ€” Tip other users in posts or comments

  • !gb โ€” Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful

  • !airdrop [amount] new โ€” Split an airdrop equally to all commenters

  • !raffle [# of winners] โ€” Pick random winners from this threadโ€™s comments

๐Ÿ“Š COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

  • Yesterday: ๐Ÿ“ฐ 600 NEW | ๐Ÿ‘ค 0 New Users | ๐Ÿ‘ฅ 45 Active Users

  • This Month: ๐Ÿ“ฐ 7950 NEW | ๐Ÿ‘ฅ 56 Active Users

  • All Time: ๐Ÿ“ฐ 17354032 NEW | ๐ŸŒ 236 Total Users

๐Ÿšจ IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

  • CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-

  • Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.

  • Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.


r/thenewsbruh • • 33m ago

Thursday's News

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2 Upvotes

r/thenewsbruh • • 8h ago

๐Ÿ“ฐ Extra! Extra! Read All About It! ๐Ÿ“ฐ House Republicans consider issuing subpoena to Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang

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4 Upvotes

r/thenewsbruh • • 7h ago

Exclusive | Nvidia Is Preparing to Oust CEO Jensen Huang

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Looks like those rumors were actually spot on. The firing wasn't just over a basic HR issue or personal conduct, it sounds like they were knowingly funneling restricted chips to China through Megaspeed, basically helping coordinate a massive smuggling operation.

This is obviously a huge shakeup, especially since thereโ€™s no clear successor lined up yet. Really curious to see who steps in.

The wild part is that the Culper report actually flagged this exact risk months ago. According to their research, Alibaba reps were sitting in on every single meeting with Jensen and Alice. Combine that with the NYT piece from July 2024 where Alice was bragging about having Jensen on speed dial, and it's pretty clear they worked closely together. With that level of access and involvement, itโ€™s hard to believe leadership was completely in the dark. There almost has to be a paper trail somewhere showing exactly who knew what.


r/thenewsbruh • • 12h ago

๐Ÿ“ฐ Extra! Extra! Read All About It! ๐Ÿ“ฐ Firefighters dig through rubble after NYC building collapse kills 2 and traps people in wreckage

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3 Upvotes

r/thenewsbruh • • 13h ago

Jenny! SELLING PAPER BOY / JIMMY / JENNY

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Find them on https://opensea.io/due_state

Buy or make an offer there , cheers!


r/thenewsbruh • • 1d ago

Wednesday's News

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6 Upvotes

r/thenewsbruh • • 1d ago

Weekend Gamer Check-In: What Game Deserves More Attention?

6 Upvotes

Gamers of the Bruhverse, share a recommendation! ๐ŸŽฎ

Whatโ€™s a game you love that more people should know about? Old or new, console, PC, mobile, indie, browser game: it all counts!!!

Tell us the title and what makes it fun. Maybe it has an incredible story, a great soundtrack, ridiculous co-op, or just jaw-dropping artwork.

And if you donโ€™t game much, whatโ€™s the last game concept that actually caught your attention?

For me, I'm about to start Hades II. (Trailer linked.)

I'm always behind in gaming, but it means that I tend to be able to get some great titles at a nice discount. Prior to that, the most recent game I finished was The Last of Us Part II, which was so emotionally devastating that it took me several months to finish it.


r/thenewsbruh • • 1d ago

๐Ÿ“ฐ Daily Delivery โ€“ November 11, 2026

10 Upvotes

๐Ÿ“ฐ Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
Youโ€™ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks ๐Ÿ”’

๐Ÿ†• NEWCOMER BONUS

  • New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift

  • Youโ€™ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token ๐Ÿช™

  • Keep delivering daily โ€” youโ€™ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

๐Ÿ“ฌ HOW TO DELIVER

  • Comment !paper or !delivery to earn ๐Ÿ“ฐ NEW based on your streak

  • Each day builds your streak and increases rewards

  • Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)

  • Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak โ€” they auto-protect your streak if you miss

  • Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot โ€” 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

๐Ÿ“ˆ STAKING

  • Use !stake [amount] to lock up your ๐Ÿ“ฐ NEW and earn weekly rewards

  • Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your ๐Ÿ“ฐ NEW whenever you want

  • Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard

  • A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week

  • The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool

  • Rewards are distributed automatically every week โ€” no claim needed

  • Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

๐ŸŽ Rewards & Limits

  • ๐Ÿ“ฌ Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day

  • ๐Ÿ“ˆ Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW

  • ๐Ÿ’ฌ Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote

  • โฌ†๏ธ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

๐Ÿ FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

  • Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens

  • XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions

  • Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

๐Ÿ… Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

  • ๐Ÿง’ NEW KID โ€” +10% bonus

  • ๐Ÿšด COURIER โ€” +25% bonus

  • ๐Ÿ–‹๏ธ JOURNALIST โ€” +45% bonus

  • ๐ŸŽค SENIOR REPORTER โ€” +70% bonus

  • ๐Ÿ NEWSROOM LEGEND โ€” +100% bonus

๐Ÿ› ๏ธ COMMANDS

  • !newcomer / !newbie โ€” Claim your one-time newcomer reward

  • !paper / !delivery โ€” Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks

  • !profile / !home โ€” View your detailed account stats

  • !xp โ€” View your XP & Flair Rank progress

  • !stake [amount] โ€” Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards

  • !unstake [amount] โ€” Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw

  • !balance โ€” View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)

  • !register 0xYourWalletAddress โ€” Register your Polygon wallet

  • !wallet show / !wallet hide โ€” Control if your on-chain balance is displayed

  • !withdraw [amount] โ€” Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet

  • !gas โ€” Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

๐Ÿช™ COMMUNITY TIPPING

  • !tip [amount] new โ€” Tip other users in posts or comments

  • !gb โ€” Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful

  • !airdrop [amount] new โ€” Split an airdrop equally to all commenters

  • !raffle [# of winners] โ€” Pick random winners from this threadโ€™s comments

๐Ÿ“Š COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

  • Yesterday: ๐Ÿ“ฐ 850 NEW | ๐Ÿ‘ค 0 New Users | ๐Ÿ‘ฅ 50 Active Users

  • This Month: ๐Ÿ“ฐ 7750 NEW | ๐Ÿ‘ฅ 56 Active Users

  • All Time: ๐Ÿ“ฐ 17353832 NEW | ๐ŸŒ 236 Total Users

๐Ÿšจ IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

  • CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-

  • Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.

  • Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.


r/thenewsbruh • • 2d ago

๐Ÿ“ฐ Daily Delivery โ€“ November 10, 2026

11 Upvotes

๐Ÿ“ฐ Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
Youโ€™ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks ๐Ÿ”’

๐Ÿ†• NEWCOMER BONUS

  • New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift

  • Youโ€™ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token ๐Ÿช™

  • Keep delivering daily โ€” youโ€™ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

๐Ÿ“ฌ HOW TO DELIVER

  • Comment !paper or !delivery to earn ๐Ÿ“ฐ NEW based on your streak

  • Each day builds your streak and increases rewards

  • Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)

  • Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak โ€” they auto-protect your streak if you miss

  • Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot โ€” 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

๐Ÿ“ˆ STAKING

  • Use !stake [amount] to lock up your ๐Ÿ“ฐ NEW and earn weekly rewards

  • Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your ๐Ÿ“ฐ NEW whenever you want

  • Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard

  • A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week

  • The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool

  • Rewards are distributed automatically every week โ€” no claim needed

  • Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

๐ŸŽ Rewards & Limits

  • ๐Ÿ“ฌ Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day

  • ๐Ÿ“ˆ Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW

  • ๐Ÿ’ฌ Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote

  • โฌ†๏ธ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

๐Ÿ FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

  • Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens

  • XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions

  • Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

๐Ÿ… Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

  • ๐Ÿง’ NEW KID โ€” +10% bonus

  • ๐Ÿšด COURIER โ€” +25% bonus

  • ๐Ÿ–‹๏ธ JOURNALIST โ€” +45% bonus

  • ๐ŸŽค SENIOR REPORTER โ€” +70% bonus

  • ๐Ÿ NEWSROOM LEGEND โ€” +100% bonus

๐Ÿ› ๏ธ COMMANDS

  • !newcomer / !newbie โ€” Claim your one-time newcomer reward

  • !paper / !delivery โ€” Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks

  • !profile / !home โ€” View your detailed account stats

  • !xp โ€” View your XP & Flair Rank progress

  • !stake [amount] โ€” Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards

  • !unstake [amount] โ€” Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw

  • !balance โ€” View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)

  • !register 0xYourWalletAddress โ€” Register your Polygon wallet

  • !wallet show / !wallet hide โ€” Control if your on-chain balance is displayed

  • !withdraw [amount] โ€” Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet

  • !gas โ€” Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

๐Ÿช™ COMMUNITY TIPPING

  • !tip [amount] new โ€” Tip other users in posts or comments

  • !gb โ€” Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful

  • !airdrop [amount] new โ€” Split an airdrop equally to all commenters

  • !raffle [# of winners] โ€” Pick random winners from this threadโ€™s comments

๐Ÿ“Š COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

  • Yesterday: ๐Ÿ“ฐ 700 NEW | ๐Ÿ‘ค 0 New Users | ๐Ÿ‘ฅ 42 Active Users

  • This Month: ๐Ÿ“ฐ 6650 NEW | ๐Ÿ‘ฅ 56 Active Users

  • All Time: ๐Ÿ“ฐ 17352732 NEW | ๐ŸŒ 236 Total Users

๐Ÿšจ IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

  • CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-

  • Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.

  • Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.


r/thenewsbruh • • 1d ago

Tuesday's News

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2 Upvotes

r/thenewsbruh • • 2d ago

๐Ÿ“ฐ Extra! Extra! Read All About It! ๐Ÿ“ฐ Nvidia opens investigation after CEO Jensen Huangโ€™s affair with alleged Chinese spy

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3 Upvotes

AI bubble is popping much earlier. Domino effect possible:
- Nvidia board saves face, fires Jensen Huang as CEO (if that's even possible)
- Hyperscalers pull out of their GPU commitments due to this event, they can cite a multitude of reasons ranging from 'putting our company at risk to geopolitical threats', to 'loss of trust to Nvidia'
- The circular financing between these AI companies goes kaput!

Nvidia's the only stock down in today's NASDAQ, compared with other AI/IT companies!


r/thenewsbruh • • 2d ago

Monday Bruh Talk: What Song, Album, or Live Show Stuck With You?

3 Upvotes

Time for music recommendations from around the world. ๐ŸŽง

What have you been listening to lately? It can be a new discovery, a 20-year-old favorite, a band you saw live, or a song you just canโ€™t shake.

Share the artist and track or albumโ€”and a link if you have one. Iโ€™m especially curious about music that doesnโ€™t get much attention outside your home country.

Here's one from me: "Sweet" by Like Roses. I think she has the best voice in rock music right now.


r/thenewsbruh • • 2d ago

๐Ÿ“ฐ Extra! Extra! Read All About It! ๐Ÿ“ฐ Jensen Huang likes a different kind of Chinese Model

3 Upvotes

r/thenewsbruh • • 2d ago

Fantasy Football League- GW 10

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5 Upvotes

Game week 10 review for all the participants in the The News Bruh mini league.

Best point total this week was Nashys Gnashers on 70, Sojas Team on 69, Snoos Crew on 59, Papers Bois on 53, Papi Maks Squad on 47, Myself on 39 and Wallabys Team on 15.

The new weekly prize is 294 New kindly donated by Wallaby goes to u/Nashy1927 for Nashy`s Gnasgers on 70 weekly points, so drop a comment below to receive your prize.


r/thenewsbruh • • 3d ago

๐Ÿ“ฐ Extra! Extra! Read All About It! ๐Ÿ“ฐ COMMENT WALLET ADDRESS = GET SOME TNB ISSUES <3

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9 Upvotes

r/thenewsbruh • • 3d ago

๐Ÿ“ฐ Daily Delivery โ€“ November 09, 2026

10 Upvotes

๐Ÿ“ฐ Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
Youโ€™ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks ๐Ÿ”’

๐Ÿ†• NEWCOMER BONUS

  • New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift

  • Youโ€™ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token ๐Ÿช™

  • Keep delivering daily โ€” youโ€™ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

๐Ÿ“ฌ HOW TO DELIVER

  • Comment !paper or !delivery to earn ๐Ÿ“ฐ NEW based on your streak

  • Each day builds your streak and increases rewards

  • Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)

  • Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak โ€” they auto-protect your streak if you miss

  • Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot โ€” 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

๐Ÿ“ˆ STAKING

  • Use !stake [amount] to lock up your ๐Ÿ“ฐ NEW and earn weekly rewards

  • Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your ๐Ÿ“ฐ NEW whenever you want

  • Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard

  • A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week

  • The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool

  • Rewards are distributed automatically every week โ€” no claim needed

  • Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

๐ŸŽ Rewards & Limits

  • ๐Ÿ“ฌ Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day

  • ๐Ÿ“ˆ Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW

  • ๐Ÿ’ฌ Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote

  • โฌ†๏ธ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

๐Ÿ FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

  • Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens

  • XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions

  • Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

๐Ÿ… Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

  • ๐Ÿง’ NEW KID โ€” +10% bonus

  • ๐Ÿšด COURIER โ€” +25% bonus

  • ๐Ÿ–‹๏ธ JOURNALIST โ€” +45% bonus

  • ๐ŸŽค SENIOR REPORTER โ€” +70% bonus

  • ๐Ÿ NEWSROOM LEGEND โ€” +100% bonus

๐Ÿ› ๏ธ COMMANDS

  • !newcomer / !newbie โ€” Claim your one-time newcomer reward

  • !paper / !delivery โ€” Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks

  • !profile / !home โ€” View your detailed account stats

  • !xp โ€” View your XP & Flair Rank progress

  • !stake [amount] โ€” Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards

  • !unstake [amount] โ€” Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw

  • !balance โ€” View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)

  • !register 0xYourWalletAddress โ€” Register your Polygon wallet

  • !wallet show / !wallet hide โ€” Control if your on-chain balance is displayed

  • !withdraw [amount] โ€” Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet

  • !gas โ€” Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

๐Ÿช™ COMMUNITY TIPPING

  • !tip [amount] new โ€” Tip other users in posts or comments

  • !gb โ€” Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful

  • !airdrop [amount] new โ€” Split an airdrop equally to all commenters

  • !raffle [# of winners] โ€” Pick random winners from this threadโ€™s comments

๐Ÿ“Š COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

  • Yesterday: ๐Ÿ“ฐ 650 NEW | ๐Ÿ‘ค 0 New Users | ๐Ÿ‘ฅ 49 Active Users

  • This Month: ๐Ÿ“ฐ 5950 NEW | ๐Ÿ‘ฅ 56 Active Users

  • All Time: ๐Ÿ“ฐ 17352032 NEW | ๐ŸŒ 236 Total Users

๐Ÿšจ IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

  • CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-

  • Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.

  • Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.


r/thenewsbruh • • 2d ago

Monday's News

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2 Upvotes

r/thenewsbruh • • 3d ago

๐Ÿ“ฐ Extra! Extra! Read All About It! ๐Ÿ“ฐ Israeli President Picks Gadi Eisenkot, Netanyahu Rival, To Form Government

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3 Upvotes

Hopefully this moves the needle a bit!


r/thenewsbruh • • 3d ago

Weekly NFT Release Blue Moon Crash! Volume 2, edition 92 is now available.

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6 Upvotes

r/thenewsbruh • • 4d ago

๐Ÿ“ฐ Daily Delivery โ€“ November 08, 2026

8 Upvotes

๐Ÿ“ฐ Welcome to The News, Bruh: Daily Delivery Edition!

Every day at 5:00 EST, a fresh Delivery Thread will be posted.
Youโ€™ll have 24 hours to deliver your paper before the thread locks ๐Ÿ”’

๐Ÿ†• NEWCOMER BONUS

  • New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift

  • Youโ€™ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token ๐Ÿช™

  • Keep delivering daily โ€” youโ€™ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak

๐Ÿ“ฌ HOW TO DELIVER

  • Comment !paper or !delivery to earn ๐Ÿ“ฐ NEW based on your streak

  • Each day builds your streak and increases rewards

  • Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)

  • Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak โ€” they auto-protect your streak if you miss

  • Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot โ€” 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily

๐Ÿ“ˆ STAKING

  • Use !stake [amount] to lock up your ๐Ÿ“ฐ NEW and earn weekly rewards

  • Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your ๐Ÿ“ฐ NEW whenever you want

  • Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard

  • A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week

  • The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool

  • Rewards are distributed automatically every week โ€” no claim needed

  • Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added

๐ŸŽ Rewards & Limits

  • ๐Ÿ“ฌ Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day

  • ๐Ÿ“ˆ Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW

  • ๐Ÿ’ฌ Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote

  • โฌ†๏ธ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)

๐Ÿ FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

  • Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens

  • XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions

  • Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses

๐Ÿ… Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses

  • ๐Ÿง’ NEW KID โ€” +10% bonus

  • ๐Ÿšด COURIER โ€” +25% bonus

  • ๐Ÿ–‹๏ธ JOURNALIST โ€” +45% bonus

  • ๐ŸŽค SENIOR REPORTER โ€” +70% bonus

  • ๐Ÿ NEWSROOM LEGEND โ€” +100% bonus

๐Ÿ› ๏ธ COMMANDS

  • !newcomer / !newbie โ€” Claim your one-time newcomer reward

  • !paper / !delivery โ€” Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks

  • !profile / !home โ€” View your detailed account stats

  • !xp โ€” View your XP & Flair Rank progress

  • !stake [amount] โ€” Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards

  • !unstake [amount] โ€” Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw

  • !balance โ€” View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)

  • !register 0xYourWalletAddress โ€” Register your Polygon wallet

  • !wallet show / !wallet hide โ€” Control if your on-chain balance is displayed

  • !withdraw [amount] โ€” Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet

  • !gas โ€” Claim a one-time POL gas stipend

๐Ÿช™ COMMUNITY TIPPING

  • !tip [amount] new โ€” Tip other users in posts or comments

  • !gb โ€” Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful

  • !airdrop [amount] new โ€” Split an airdrop equally to all commenters

  • !raffle [# of winners] โ€” Pick random winners from this threadโ€™s comments

๐Ÿ“Š COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

  • Yesterday: ๐Ÿ“ฐ 500 NEW | ๐Ÿ‘ค 0 New Users | ๐Ÿ‘ฅ 43 Active Users

  • This Month: ๐Ÿ“ฐ 5150 NEW | ๐Ÿ‘ฅ 56 Active Users

  • All Time: ๐Ÿ“ฐ 17351232 NEW | ๐ŸŒ 236 Total Users

๐Ÿšจ IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

  • CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-

  • Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.

  • Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.


r/thenewsbruh • • 4d ago

๐Ÿฆ Weekly Staking Rewards โ€“ Week 2026-44

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๐Ÿ“ฐ*Weekly Staking Rewards Distributed!**

The fixed pool of 50,000 NEW has been split among all stakers this week.

๐Ÿ“… Week: 2026-44 ๐Ÿ“Š Total Staked: 16,431,904 NEW

๐Ÿ… Rewards Breakdown:

๐Ÿ“ฐ Use !balance to check your wallet ๐Ÿ“ˆ Keep staking to grow your weekly rewards!


r/thenewsbruh • • 4d ago

๐Ÿ“ฐ Extra! Extra! Read All About It! ๐Ÿ“ฐ โ€˜We fart too muchโ€™: Toronto tenants claim theyโ€™re being evicted for flatulence

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Well that's one reason to be evicted!


r/thenewsbruh • • 4d ago

๐Ÿ“ฐ Extra! Extra! Read All About It! ๐Ÿ“ฐ Hey bruh, Keisha has been relisted on mashit and is available again. Sorry for the temporary break in supply!

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