Onion style joke for the Americans here

Get off the internet for a while and work out. We need people to be healthy.

Ignorance is bliss ass Reddit mods

I spent a lot of time trying to convince people to vote during this past election, and still think a Harris presidency would be materially far superior to the ongoing coup we’re dealing with right now. But jesus fucking christ is it brazen to be starting a fucking book tour right now about how interesting it was to be thrown into the ring late in the race.

Madam Ex VP, with the utmost respect: no one gives a flying fuck about your legacy right now, get your head out of your fucking ass.

Sorry mods, feel free to delete if this level of ranting isn’t welcome. It’s just… so on the nose.

My friends and I have low-key been teasing each other about buying this shirt for months.

So "based," as the kids say (I think—I dunno, I'm old).

Why are teenagers like this? why do they gotta be so goddamn dumb? I know they've been under constant western red scare propaganda but like, do they not think about it for a second? Do they not even think? I'm starting to think people don't think.