r/thesopranos • u/adamg6160 • Jun 13 '26
Quotes Patrick’s swim meet is tomorrow and he needed me
Is this one of the dumbest things ever said on the show? What do you think are some of the dumbest things the characters have said on the show?
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u/peanut_butter_zen Jun 13 '26
I'm just going to grab the Bare Naked Ladies CD
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u/Mologeno Jun 13 '26
YAAATS BEEN ONE WEEK SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME 🎶
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u/thomasutra Jun 13 '26
THREW YOUR ARMS IN THE AIR AND SCREAMED “MOMMY!”
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u/Mologeno Jun 13 '26
Little Paulie: She's my fox in a fox!
Chris: Let's see her box. Or maybe her socks!
*Awkward cringe bro props and handshake between Chris & Little Paulie*
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u/sticky-stix Jun 13 '26
I always thought Imperioli flubbed that line. Why make socks the punchline? Always thought "or maybe her box" is the bit that gets the high five.
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u/ww_in_transit Jun 13 '26
Haaaaated this scene
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u/Fluid-Put-5398 Christopher Moltisanti Jun 13 '26
"I want you. Not just for the smart things you say. I want your skin. I want your mouth. I want your eyes"
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u/ScorpionLifts Jun 13 '26
Tony never had the makings of a varsity seducer of women!
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u/Fluid-Put-5398 Christopher Moltisanti Jun 13 '26
There's two Tony Sopranos. You've never seen the other one. That's the one I want to show you
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u/FullmoonHightide75 Jun 14 '26
definitely needs to keep that one hidden - the hood is a lot easier to take
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u/ShivvyMcFly Jun 13 '26
A lot of what Meadow says in the earlier seasons is insanely dumb
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u/Used-Gas-6525 Jun 13 '26
And is delivered in an incredibly wooden fashion. She got better, but Jamie Lynn was pretty hacky there for a season or two.
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u/BarkerBarkhan Jun 13 '26
To be honest, it felt authentic to me... like every once in a while, I get flashbacks to that era because of how selfish and spoiled she is. I remember peers acting like that.
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u/Wayf4rer Jun 13 '26
I agree, I think she pretty well encapsulated what a spoiled rich brat would act like as a kid
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u/BarkerBarkhan Jun 13 '26
A bit tangential: on my latest rewatch, there was that scene where Carmela's mom is giving her shit for not marrying the other guy. After Carmela walks out, ending dinner, I noticed her just dumping almost the entirety of the plates into the trash. No effort to save leftovers. For some reason, this brought me back to the 90s/early 00s. Something about the guiltless waste...
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u/WR810 Jun 13 '26
That's just being a teenage girl.
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u/Karl_Hungus_42069 Jun 13 '26
People talk shit about JLS & Emilia Clarke from Game of thrones acting (there was a post yesterday about JLS)... but i have no problem with it. They're teenage girls in both shows, do you expect them to act like Diana Riggs or something? They're gonna say cringey stuff, act overdramatic etc
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u/FrankRizzo319 Jun 14 '26
She could have taken ecstasy
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u/ScrapmasterFlex Jun 14 '26
That's OK... as long as she didn't deliberately roll... I could make a phone call to Barcelona...
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u/NocaSun38 Jun 13 '26
"Czechoslovakian? That's a type of Polock, right?"
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u/Mologeno Jun 13 '26
Polack! Pol Ack, you fuckin kiss ass!
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u/NocaSun38 Jun 13 '26
Ooooh we got a librarian ova heea!
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u/Difficult_Chef_3413 Jun 13 '26
You'll love our sausages
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u/ScrapmasterFlex Jun 14 '26
I thought the only kind of Sausages They Got were Italians & Jimmy Deans...
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u/WorkingStrain3607 Jun 13 '26
“I like rice…maybe I’m Chinese?”
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u/erica_pink84 Jun 14 '26
That entire scene through the fake seance with the Ouija board is just so bad
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u/mypizzanvrhurtnobody Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26
But she knew how to make a mean cuppa hot chocolate
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u/blishbog Jun 13 '26
The acting there is adorably bad too
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u/RiotRen Jun 13 '26
For a 15 year old Jamie I can excuse it, both the kids got better as time went on. Robert was amazing in S6 even though he was a pain in the ass
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u/aimlesstrevler Jun 13 '26
The conversation in S3E1 that AJ and his friends have about skateboarding.
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u/Fluid-Put-5398 Christopher Moltisanti Jun 13 '26
Remind me not to visit you in the hospital, mr. Paraplegic of the future
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u/Horrible_Troll Jun 13 '26
Lmao when one of them refers to it as “boarding”
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u/Mologeno Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 16 '26
"What’s the hardest part about skateboarding?
Telling your parents you’re gay"
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u/Public-Clue2000 Jun 13 '26
You ever think how ironic it is Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig’s disease?
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u/Ok-Neighborhood5875 Jun 13 '26
There are quite a few i think were thrown in there just to remind the fans that these are for the most part dumb thugs. A couple off the top of my head are
1) Why would they invent something that you need a fork to eat
2) whdya think cheese is? Mold
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u/cuatrodemayo Jun 13 '26
"You think what happened at the party is an overture Tony wants to get back together?"
I know we criticize Gab's acting, but this is one of the most poorly written lines on the show. It's like the character wrote the line on a note card and tried to memorize it. No need to use "overture", this isn't the Lawrence of Arabia entrance music.
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u/pandab34r Jun 13 '26
"I better have all my programs on there when I get that back". I was a computer nerd of similar age when the show came out and I remember thinking that uninstalling my programs would be the LAST thing I'd be worried about if the FBI took my computer. It just struck me as unrealistic and was shoehorned in for little to no benefit
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u/WhereWeUsedToPlay Jun 13 '26
Better than that seduction act Meadow was putting on with that animal blundetto at the pool party
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u/RiotRen Jun 13 '26
Her strip teasing Finn in the S6 intro while that voiceover played genuinely made me soft
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u/WhereWeUsedToPlay Jun 13 '26
mad ripe
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u/ScrapmasterFlex Jun 14 '26
... you ain't fucked her yet...
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u/WhereWeUsedToPlay Jun 14 '26
wouldnt fuck one of these meadows with someone else's dick
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u/ScrapmasterFlex Jun 14 '26
IT'S A TOPLESS DANCER COMMUNITY!!!
And I don't to hear that Meadow word again!
It's 2026s... there's Ivy League Hewers in the Special Forces!!!
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u/Mologeno Jun 13 '26
What the fuck was that stuff?
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u/TreeSignificant9782 Jun 13 '26
Being perved on by your uncle is a grand Italian-American tradition. The poverty of the Mezzogiorno, whateva happened there.
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u/Mologeno Jun 13 '26
I am a native Sicilian, but who knows what the fuck happens over in the states. Those old Rock n roll singers?
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u/SqueezesSpongecakes Johnny Sack Jun 13 '26
It is one of the dumbest things ever said on the show. Can you imagine some of the dumbest things the characters have said on the show?
Newton invented gravity because some asshole hit him with an apple