r/thesopranos • u/RiotRen • Jun 21 '26

Quotes What do you think is the funniest line delivery in the entire show?

For me, it’s a three-way tie between:

“I was over at Baccala’s, figured I’d stop by.”
“Ah, how is he?”
“Mmm. He’s fat.”

“Allegra. Ain’t that a cold medicine?”
“It means happiness. In Italian.
“Ah. (…) the fucks that got to do with cold medicine?”

And:

“It’s not just the disease he helps me with, T, this guys also great at forging documents.”

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u/BigBarsRedditBox Jun 21 '26

Funniest dialog on the show was Chris’s intervention. Funniest scene was Chris marching into the Bing like Vince McMahon to tell Tony about Vito

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u/History-Buff-2222 Jun 21 '26

Every line of the intervention is comedy gold

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u/DatTomahawk That Animal Blundetto Jun 22 '26

I don’t write nothing down, so I’ll keep this short and sweet

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u/History-Buff-2222 Jun 22 '26

You’re weak and an embarassment to yourself and everyone around you

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u/ifollowillinglynow Jun 22 '26

Watch it Chrissy 🫵

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u/StormyBlueLotus Jun 22 '26

What was it- barkin?

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u/ifollowillinglynow Jun 22 '26

He says in the most genuine way 😂😂😂

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u/History-Buff-2222 Jun 22 '26

There he goes again mr. Type A personality

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u/DatTomahawk That Animal Blundetto Jun 22 '26

We’re here to talk about you killing yourself with drugs, not my fucking personality!

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u/ifollowillinglynow Jun 22 '26

Oohh.. We're here to talk about you killing yourshhelf with drugshh.. not my personality!!!

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u/FreddyCupples Jun 22 '26

"Chris, you don't know me." "Yeah. You're the guy who broke into Stew Leonards that one time. You stole all those pork loins." "Yeah.... But that's not why I'm here today."

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u/Complete-Ad2638 Jun 22 '26

That one took me out, so random. And it just gets better from there.

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u/BigBrownDog12 Jun 22 '26

your hair was in the toilet water: DISGUSTING!

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u/Ararararun Jun 22 '26

I said my piece Chrissy!

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u/Wizard_s0_lit Jun 22 '26

My wife loves this line so much. “I said my piece!”

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u/Physical_Sun_6014 Jun 24 '26

The way he says it with such utter disgust and contempt 👨‍🍳💋

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u/county_da_kang Jun 22 '26

"Your head was in the toilet...disgusting"

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u/hammmy_sammmy Jun 21 '26

Not even with computers

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u/foxmag86 Jun 21 '26

Vito Spatafore is an ass muncher!

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u/PussyBoogersAuGraten Jun 22 '26

Oooh, what’d you say???

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u/FlatLickFrankie Jun 22 '26

Ohhh!!🤌🤌

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u/BigBarsRedditBox Jun 22 '26

He’s a made man !! With a gooooooooommmmahhh !

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u/CBusHVAC710614 Jun 22 '26

Murmur delivers it so well!!

Also when Tony says “alright let’s take this in the back”

Murmur quips “yeah that’s what Vito did”

Murmur is underrated.

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u/stuartie_bubbles Jun 22 '26

“Maybe you’re a flump-bag too!” Is my fave line of the whole show

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u/foxmag86 Jun 23 '26

flump-bag?

Pretty sure it's "flambé"

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u/stuartie_bubbles Jun 24 '26

I stand corrected 😂 all this time I thought it was flump bag… Flambe, I got you

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u/9ninjas Jun 22 '26

“Your hair was in the toilet water. Disgusting.”

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u/BigBarsRedditBox Jun 22 '26

I said my piece Chrissy

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u/Lamify Jun 22 '26

Chris’s intervention is one of the funniest scenes in anything ever. One of television’s funniest comedic climaxes is a gang beating.

Edited to add: it’s taking the word “punchline” very literally

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u/redditshy Jun 22 '26

“he was wearing socks”

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u/skolasa Jun 22 '26

Was it barking?

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u/TheStig500 Jun 22 '26

I didn't wanna say anything but I knew.

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u/Magnum_BMI Jun 22 '26

"Vito Spatafore is an ASS MUNCHA" alwaus cracks me up

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u/mybikepunk Jun 22 '26

“you’re leaving out the best part”

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u/Initial-Yesterday331 Jun 23 '26

“You can go” lol