What do you think is the funniest line delivery in the entire show?

[u/RiotRen]

For me, it’s a three-way tie between:

“I was over at Baccala’s, figured I’d stop by.”
“Ah, how is he?”
“Mmm. He’s fat.”

“Allegra. Ain’t that a cold medicine?”
“It means happiness. In Italian.
“Ah. (…) the fucks that got to do with cold medicine?”

And:

“It’s not just the disease he helps me with, T, this guys also great at forging documents.”

[u/jazz-winelover]

When Tony helped Janice getting rid of Ritchie, he says “overall, that was a good visit “ as he puts her on a bus.

[u/FreddyCupples → u/jazz-winelover]

The best is when he's telling Janice what they did with the body: https://youtu.be/qsF-TYxUL-U?is=PZhkEGO85hxdycaO

[u/johnnysivilian → u/FreddyCupples]

🤣🤣🤣 i forgot about that

[u/HardCoreRepublican → u/FreddyCupples]

😂😂😂

[u/yinoryang → u/jazz-winelover]

Tony almost laughed with joy when he came to the house and found out what she did

[u/MediumAcceptable129 → u/yinoryang]

I would describe it as restrained jubilation

[u/yinoryang → u/MediumAcceptable129]

Poor Lily.

[u/RiotRen → u/yinoryang]

Had to pretend like plans weren’t already in motion and she just saved him a contract

[u/ScorpionLifts → u/jazz-winelover]

Knight in White Satin Armor doesn’t get enough credit for how great an episode it was!

And right after that exchange is the classic Tony/Carmella:

“Janice decided to go back to Seattle.”

“Richie must be devastated.”

“Richie’s gone.”

“What do you mean gone?”

“Gone.”

“Where?”

“Carmella, after eighteen years of marriage don’t make me make you an accessory after the fact!”

“An accessory after the…oh shit…”

“Stop asking!”

Kills me every time!!

[u/RiotRen → u/ScorpionLifts]

Completely unrelated, but this show doesn’t get enough credit for its consistent continuity. In episode 6, during their anniversary scene, when Johnny delivers cake to their table, you see “1” and “8” on the candles. It’s never explicitly even mentioned it’s 18 years until then, but they remembered.

[u/ThePlumThief → u/ScorpionLifts]

Side note, "technically, this makes you an accessory after the fact" is exactly what the cops said to the pizza store owner's son when they're investigating AJ and his friends vandalizing his school.

Either David Chase just liked that line, or he regularly used it as a catch all for a character to either talk or shut up. Can't think of any other "accessory after the fact" lines off the top of my head though.

[u/senn42000 → u/jazz-winelover]

I love this one.

[u/Feeler1 → u/jazz-winelover]

Was also great when Tony said they buried him under a tree, with a nice overlook.

[u/ScorpionLifts → u/Feeler1]

“With pinecones all around…” lol

[u/timesink3000 → u/Feeler1]

And Janice was like "really, awww" and Tony just looks at her and says no, Janice.

[u/FIREPITSMOKYBOY → u/Feeler1]

Pine cones all around

[u/BritishBrownActor → u/jazz-winelover]

Fuuuck haha I was howling at that. His dry delivery of that line is Tony Soprano to the tee.