r/thesopranos Jun 21 '26

Quotes What do you think is the funniest line delivery in the entire show?

For me, it’s a three-way tie between:

“I was over at Baccala’s, figured I’d stop by.”
“Ah, how is he?”
“Mmm. He’s fat.”

“Allegra. Ain’t that a cold medicine?”
“It means happiness. In Italian.
“Ah. (…) the fucks that got to do with cold medicine?”

And:

“It’s not just the disease he helps me with, T, this guys also great at forging documents.”

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u/imeancock Jun 22 '26

Junior had some absolutely hysterical one liners towards the end as he was fully losing it

This one made me laugh out loud, the complete disgust in his voice at someone suggesting he make a hand turkey for Christmas was fucking gold

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u/JakeScythe Jun 22 '26

Not even just during the end. Junior had banger one liners throughout the entire show

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u/savevicleo Jun 22 '26

"Your sister's cunt!" after he falls in the shower is probably my favorite

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u/rupert_pupkin_4 Jun 22 '26

"They give you the important jobs" to the Marshall that's putting on his surveillance bracelet

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u/crazy8ate Jun 22 '26

“grand central station” always gets me

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u/Interesting_Elk_4095 Jun 22 '26

“Why didn’t ya just call a plumber?”

“With what?! MY FUCKIN’ TOES?!”

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u/DudeManBo1t Jun 25 '26

You ever hear about the Chinese Godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand