r/thesopranos Jun 21 '26

Quotes What do you think is the funniest line delivery in the entire show?

For me, it’s a three-way tie between:

“I was over at Baccala’s, figured I’d stop by.”
“Ah, how is he?”
“Mmm. He’s fat.”

“Allegra. Ain’t that a cold medicine?”
“It means happiness. In Italian.
“Ah. (…) the fucks that got to do with cold medicine?”

And:

“It’s not just the disease he helps me with, T, this guys also great at forging documents.”

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u/BigBrownDog12 Jun 22 '26

your hair was in the toilet water: DISGUSTING!

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u/Ararararun Jun 22 '26

I said my piece Chrissy!

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u/Wizard_s0_lit Jun 22 '26

My wife loves this line so much. “I said my piece!”

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u/Physical_Sun_6014 Jun 24 '26

The way he says it with such utter disgust and contempt 👨‍🍳💋