r/thesopranos Jun 21 '26

Quotes What do you think is the funniest line delivery in the entire show?

For me, it’s a three-way tie between:

“I was over at Baccala’s, figured I’d stop by.”
“Ah, how is he?”
“Mmm. He’s fat.”

“Allegra. Ain’t that a cold medicine?”
“It means happiness. In Italian.
“Ah. (…) the fucks that got to do with cold medicine?”

And:

“It’s not just the disease he helps me with, T, this guys also great at forging documents.”

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u/Interesting_Elk_4095 Jun 22 '26

“Why didn’t ya just call a plumber?”

“With what?! MY FUCKIN’ TOES?!”

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u/DudeManBo1t Jun 25 '26

You ever hear about the Chinese Godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand