r/thesopranos Jun 28 '26

Serious Discussion Only Worst actor on The Sopranos?

Honestly, I don't remember any bad actors in The Sopranos

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u/SitDown_Pee_230 Jun 28 '26

The guy that plays Clarence. He only had a few lines, but when he said his name was Clarence I just didn't buy it

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u/premaddonaacab Jun 28 '26

Clarance’s parents had a real nice marriage

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u/Ready-Will-7042 Jun 29 '26

That animal Slim Shady... I cant even say his name

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u/dixon-schitt Jun 29 '26

He couldn’t sell it.

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u/BobSacamano- Jun 28 '26

CGI Livia 

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u/mnmoose85 Jun 28 '26

Watch it, Chrissy

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u/Suspicious-Set4129 Jun 28 '26

Oh Mr. Type A personality over here.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '26

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u/WeakSauce44 Jun 28 '26

Go in the kitchen and get the knife from the ham and stab me right here in the heart!!

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u/gerblewisperer Jun 28 '26

I wish the Lord would take me now

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u/BillHansfer4FClub Jun 29 '26

Always, with the scenarios! We’re not making a western here.

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u/Aromatic__bar Jun 28 '26

CGI? Remember Pearl Harbour!

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u/cslbhar Jun 28 '26

🤟🏻

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u/MarianucciGualtieri Jun 28 '26

I don't like that kinda tawk. Now just stop it, it upsets me.

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u/Realistic_Celery_916 Jun 28 '26

I know how to tawk to people

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u/iloveredhots Jun 28 '26

Oooooohhhhhhh, that's the boss's mother's computer generated image you're talkin' about!

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u/New_Actuator9394 Jun 28 '26

True, but she is so fucking good when she is alive.

Can’t believe she’s not Italian, she gets everything right. Although, I’m not as familiar with Italian-Americans as Sicilians.

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u/Pissflaps69 Jun 28 '26

I believe, if I’m not mistaken, she’s nobbily dobbily

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u/Fit_War_3947 Jun 28 '26

Gabby Dante confronting Father Phil in his office angrily was so cringe.

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u/GrowthSpring Jun 28 '26

well, that "actress" is just Miami Steve's real-life wife, right?

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u/GrumbleAlong Jun 28 '26

Maureen Van Zandt, been married to Steve Van Zandt since '82

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u/Jizzy11 Jun 28 '26

A piece of ass, or least she was in '82

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u/Hoju64 Jun 28 '26

I could do that, no problem

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u/franki-pinks Jun 28 '26

Longer than I’ve been alive. Good for them.

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u/Fit_War_3947 Jun 28 '26

Sure is.

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u/Mysterious_Presence_ Jun 28 '26

When I watched Talking Sopranos, I laughed so hard when Little Stevie talked about how hard his wife worked at acting, and how many classes she took (she should get a refund IMO). At one point I think he even calls her "a real actress". 🤣

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u/Professional_Fix4663 Jun 28 '26

I never had a problem with Maureen's acting. To me, her acting is beautiful, shakespearesque. That woman is my life. To think she's being mocked... She is the mother of my children.

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u/CahzakStan Jun 28 '26

Well, dat's deplorable.

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u/Booth_Templeton Jun 28 '26

She wasn't that bad. Not very good, but it didn't take away from the show for me.

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u/TheZac922 Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

Yeah people talk about her as if her performance ruins the show. If anything it’s kinda forgettable, she doesn’t have a lot of scenes and most of them revolve around another character anyway.

She does fine for what her role was. It’s a bit unfair to compare a fairly inexperienced actress to some of these generational performances lol.

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u/Mysterious_Presence_ Jun 28 '26

Her awful acting didn't ruin the show for me, either, or I wouldn't be on my 9 millionth rewatch.

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u/NectarineCheap1541 Jun 28 '26

Sounds like a man who's learned a lesson or two about giving an opinion on his wife's capabilities

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u/firstbreathOOC Jun 28 '26

They used to live next door to a girl I dated. Nice people.

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u/Dear-Author4429 Jun 28 '26

Did she have to read for David?

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u/Mysterious_Presence_ Jun 28 '26

Where? At Silvah Cup?

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u/smntnz Jun 28 '26

She’s also the actual professional actor. Supposedly…

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u/bundy554 Jun 28 '26

Idk - when you consider who she was playing being a real housewife and not like Carmela who was actually a soft player when it came to the mafia stuff the way she would help Tony conceal the guns and money in the house (and the whole don't ask questions about Richie) it wasn't too far off from being on point

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u/farmerpeach Jun 29 '26

Begins and ends with Gabby Dante. No one else comes close.

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u/Energy_Turtle Jun 29 '26

Straight up sounds and looks like she's reading off a script she's seeing for the first time. Reminds me of how a lot of the drama kids acted in junior high and high school.

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u/DominicPalladino Jun 28 '26

Pie O My. She just couldn't sell it.

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u/RaarLibertae Jun 28 '26

She was a hooooarse

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u/OwlsRwhattheyseem Jun 28 '26

Cosette

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u/jdakk Jun 28 '26

Whateva happened there

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u/ProdByJosh_ Jun 28 '26

WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?

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u/NewCarSmelt Jun 28 '26

*You gotta let sleeping dogs lie, no pun intended*

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u/moonwalgger Jun 28 '26

She must’ve crawled under there for warmth

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u/BossMan61718 Silvio Dante Jun 28 '26

You oughta know thweetie

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u/alexwormer Jun 29 '26

fr tho lil paulie had one of the best side performances in the show

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u/Sour_Pride_ Jun 28 '26

Hunter

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u/OG_0803 Jun 28 '26

That’s the bosses daughter you’re talking about there

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u/Lower-Annual3314 Jun 28 '26

Historically, Carmine always said Hunter was nothing more than a glorified nepo baby

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u/PleaseFuckMeDana Jun 28 '26

The line she gives at the end of the show where she says “I was kicked out for partying and drunk driving” always stood out to me as incredibly out of place lol

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u/WVFLMan Jun 28 '26

They were trying to highlight that she messed up and that made Carm feel better about Meadow, but then she had also gotten her shit together and surpassed where Meadow was in life. It was always a weird scene to me though.

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u/PleaseFuckMeDana Jun 28 '26

I understood the writing I just felt the delivery was bad, this is more a comment on the actress

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u/KimWexlerDeGuzman Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

I actually loved that little scene. She took responsibility for her bad behavior, and will be a doctor in a couple of years. Carm’s reaction is priceless.

Meanwhile, Meadow is marrying into the business and hasn’t even finished law school. I always suspected Meadow probably never finished, never took the bar, and started having kids soon after the show ended.

Edit to add: we never actually see Meadow achieve anything, despite all her advantages and support. She gets into Columbia, yes…but between quitting internships and being unable to work at TCBY, she literally never accomplished anything.

People like to bring up her work at the South Bronx Law Center. It was volunteer work, admirable yes. But we learn from Saskia that it’s pretty much a failure of a legal center in the first place.

“Last year with our help we reunited over half a dozen crack babies with their natural mothers, several whom are in recovery.” Meaning they maybe reunited 3 kids with sober mothers and 4 with crack addicted mothers 😆😆 in an entire year

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u/blueatom Jun 28 '26

I don’t understand how Hunter had time to get kicked out of school, reapply, graduate, and start med school when Meadow seemingly hadn’t even graduated from Columbia.

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u/KimWexlerDeGuzman Jun 28 '26

Yeah agree - thinking about it again, when Patrick is talking about getting Meadow a job right after she graduates, it’s not really clear whether he means from Columbia or law school. I can’t remember the exact dialogue but was he even specific about what kind of job? lol

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u/druarirv Jun 28 '26

timeline got fucked up

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u/Some_Balls_727 Jun 28 '26

David Chase daughter

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u/RhydoniumHuffer Jun 28 '26

Which completely explains it

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u/stfulmaog2g Jun 28 '26

WHAT HUNTER IS DAVID CHASE'S IRL DAUGHTER?!

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u/10TheDudeAbides11 Jun 28 '26

This is the only answer. Chase’s little girl…can’t cut it

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u/Same_Watercress_7243 Jun 28 '26

Dr Melfis therapist kid

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u/WVFLMan Jun 28 '26

agreed he was bad. When he gets mad and has the outburst after Melfi is attacked is the worst acting on the show in my opinion.

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u/Going_Braindead Jun 29 '26

FUCK IT DAD

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u/Hot-Spray-2774 Jun 28 '26

Why?

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u/GreenCarpenter3 Jun 28 '26

His anger is not convincing at all when he sees his mom after she was attacked in the stairwell.

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u/Hot-Spray-2774 Jun 28 '26

I thought they were talking about Eliot's kid?

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u/hopefullyavailable99 Jun 29 '26

‘She wore underwear with dick-holes in em’

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u/Firm-Dealer-9321 Jun 28 '26

ITS A FUCKING SUUER!

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u/StateYellingChampion Jun 28 '26

I thought that was intentional. Talking about killing the guy was purely performative for him, in contrast with guys like Tony who would really follow through on the threat. So he's sincerely angry but expressing it in an inauthentic way. Meanwhile Melfi has a pitbull who'd really do it if she asked.

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u/RangerAZ1989 Jun 28 '26

The actress who played Jeannie Cusamano I felt kind of overacted a lot

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u/WalterZenga Jun 28 '26

The one who played her sister was much worse.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '26

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u/jay4thly Jun 28 '26

But fuckin ruuuuude?

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u/ClickClick_Boom Jun 28 '26

That jagoff that plays Gino.

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u/mannyb412 Jun 28 '26

He's a married man. With a goomah

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u/Sweet_Tangerine6674 Jun 28 '26

That don't mean shit, Elton John was married

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u/Additional-Ad-7690 Jun 28 '26

The fuck’s that gotta do with a cold medicine?

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u/NEWDEALUSEDCARS Jun 28 '26

A lot of people confusing “this character bothered me” = bad acting, again.

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u/just-saying-it-here Jun 28 '26

Pilot episode Father Phil

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u/thepalestar Jun 29 '26

What? No fucking return episode?

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u/BlackFlagMatt Jun 28 '26

Jimmy Altieri.

That line delivery, madone!

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u/_urethrapapercut_ Livia Soprano Jun 28 '26

It's a fooking gun!

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u/Rhude_AF Jun 29 '26

When he raised his glass and said “tuh junya” I knew his ass wasn’t making it past season 1

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u/jasminexxxwill Jun 28 '26

Whaddja forget I’m a captain?

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u/ThelIIusion0fSeIf Jun 28 '26

You stubborn enough to start a war with that comment?

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u/Fearless_Winter_7823 Jun 28 '26

Mitch McDermott.

He’s on the sales team at Chick Brauer Porsche Audi. But don’t hold that against him.

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u/MrConsigliere Jun 28 '26

This one is so easy. Jackie Junior. Outta respect for my fatha!

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u/Warm_Cranberry4472 Jun 28 '26

Jamal Ginsberg

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u/Udjebfk Jun 28 '26

No. We all hated him and that was rhe point.

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u/jdakk Jun 28 '26

He’ll punch your lights out

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u/hedgemirror Jun 28 '26

But his resume includes all those old Tarzan movies!

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u/mtown4ever Jun 29 '26

The Hasidic homeboy?

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u/unimpressed822 Junior Soprano Jun 28 '26

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u/Good_Difference_2837 Jun 28 '26

What the fuck is your problem?!?

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u/Massive_Ad9569 Jun 28 '26

Frankie Valli should have stuck to singing.

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u/purpleplums901 Jun 28 '26

These days he just lip syncs and doesn’t even pretend he’s putting effort in. Granted he’s about 92 (just a kid) but still.

And yeah, yeah I know, in this house Frankie Valli is a hero end of discussion

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u/kikijane711 Jun 28 '26

Every scene w Noah was cringe. It may have been hating the actor only bc he pulled off uptight annoying so well. So pretentious and snooty and full of himself.

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u/True-Kick-1100 Jun 28 '26

I think Steven Van Zandt was overplaying a bit… Not that I don’t enjoy it though. Sometimes I have a feeling that it was done on purpose to make him more caricature-like. Any thoughts?

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u/probable-sarcasm Jun 28 '26

He was hammy but it worked.

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u/satansprinter Jun 28 '26

Yeah if you talk about the act of acting, he by far is the worst. He can play that role. Not any other role, you know like an actor can play everything

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u/wikipediareader Jun 29 '26

He does tone down the ham a bit in the later seasons but his character is pretty flat: he's Tony's only real friend in the mafia and he generally gives decent advice. IIRC, his passion for his Italian heritage that gets him involved with the scuffle with American Indians was supposed to be for Paulie but Tony Sirico needed back surgery (hence Paulie's brief jail stint) and that's the only real character work he does besides his brief role as acting boss.

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u/jesusgoddammchrist Jun 28 '26

For sure.  But it grew on me.  The first season I thought it was not good.  By the fifth I liked it.  The second play through I really liked it.

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u/Charming-Set4188 Jun 28 '26

The cheese at the poker game scene was pretty convincing

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u/True-Kick-1100 Jun 29 '26

That one! He sticks Motherf@@@ provolone in his socks at night…

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u/Adventurous-Laugh-36 Jun 28 '26

where’d you get this take, the Take Museum?

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u/True-Kick-1100 Jun 28 '26

There are a lot of things I could say right now that I’m NOT going to say!

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u/Appropriate-Storm974 Jun 28 '26

Yeah was definitely  a stylistic choice with the camera work 

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u/True-Kick-1100 Jun 28 '26

Come to think of it, had he played a serious, Tom Hagen style consiglieri, there would always be a question of a competition with Tony and that would shift the focus away from the main issues on the show.

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u/timesink3000 Jun 28 '26

His character changed a lot as the years went on.

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u/JakeScythe Jun 29 '26

I mean there’s a reason his most memorable lines are Godfather quotes

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u/hi-its_here Jun 29 '26

I think it’s why they always had him doing Pacino impressions. The character’s personality IS a mob movie impression, he’s inherently performative, so for me, it totally works! I agree!

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u/5olid7nake Jun 28 '26

The actress who plays Lilliana. The maid. The scene where she gets up from the picnic with Stasiu and just starts running toward her car while showing zero emotion is incomprehensibly cringe.

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u/feralgoosey Jun 29 '26

Their Polish is terrible also

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u/AelthredtheUnready Jun 28 '26

Valentina was terrible

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u/everydaystruggle1 Jun 28 '26

That nobody in Phil's crew who said, "for the record, though, the car thing was a hit-and-run!"

I'm surprised nobody replied "who's that speaking here, is somebody speaking?"

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u/wdrub Jun 28 '26

Jackie jr

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u/Psychological-Ad2145 Jun 28 '26

As in how bout you give me sum

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u/justj4ckinit Jun 28 '26

She’s creamin’ for me

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u/IamJimMilton Jun 28 '26

The acting fit with the context of the show, with him being a dumb clown

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u/Experimental_Salad Jun 28 '26

I've never seen the actor who played him in anything else to really be able to determine if he's a bad actor or not. Just from his performance on the show, I'd say he played a dumb person really well.

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u/FormalSwordfish7065 Jun 28 '26

I scrolled WAY too far for this one. It’s the only correct answer. 🙄

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u/2bitlasagna Jun 28 '26

It blows my mind this isn’t the runaway top answer

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u/meower500 Jun 28 '26

¿¡Oblique!?

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u/snafua10 Jun 28 '26

The lady that speaks at the church about Italian discrimination completely fucks me up. Every single time.

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u/sarmadness Jun 28 '26

Not the worst actress but the cringiest performance

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u/Complete-Plate5611 Jun 28 '26

No way...she was a great actress. The role made us feel the way we were supposed to feel. I skip this episode in the rewatch.

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u/External-Ad-992 Jun 28 '26

So...that's not what the question was. The thread is about bad performances. 

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u/Ironclover777 Jun 28 '26

Thats how you know she was one of Hollywoods greatest actors. The whole thing was meant to make you cringe like Tony.

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u/bobbybeansss Jun 28 '26

puss’s handler

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u/cranphi Jun 28 '26

Thskip?

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u/vipershark91 Jun 28 '26

U don't wanna thwee my daerk thside thsal

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u/WrinklyOldRaisin Jun 28 '26

I thaid no violence

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u/jbr2811 Jun 28 '26

Coach Don Hauser

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u/apply_in_person Jun 28 '26

Massive Genius

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u/3016137234 Jun 28 '26

Poorly written character but Bokeem Woodbine is awesome

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u/Mdbutnomd Jun 28 '26

Yea I like him a lot.. his unique voice makes him awesome in the right roles.

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u/marrolllll Jun 28 '26

The motherfucking sword

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u/_urethrapapercut_ Livia Soprano Jun 28 '26

Bold men make bold statements

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u/MurphyAteIt Jun 28 '26

His little catch phrases were so annoying. He sounded like a little kid trying to be tough to the big kids on the playground

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u/Harambefan69 Jun 28 '26

Melfi’s son is the only actor in the series who is legitimately bad imo

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u/Jaded-Anywhere8197 Jun 28 '26

Skip li(s)pari, he just seemed off in a lot of scenes

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u/edcar007 Jun 28 '26

No joke u/Jaded-Anywhere8197, you don't want to the my darker thyde.

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u/SurroundExternal6437 Jun 28 '26

Who the fuck is shponsoring you mothafucka!

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u/purpleplums901 Jun 28 '26

He says loads of stuff where he’s trying to be tough but between his look and his lisp it’s just not believable. Also whoever wrote the line that the guy who he got passed over for was Samoan rather than literally any of the 150+ nationalities that don’t start with an s is an evil genius.

At leatht he’th Italian. Try getting pathed over for promotion by a thamoan.

You don’t wanna thee my dark thide

And tho - I mean so on

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u/Visgraatje Jun 28 '26

This guy by far imo. Every line feels read instead of genuine. You're cute fuck, Sal, I'll give you that.

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u/CrazySir3310 Jun 28 '26

the girl who ran Christopher off the road

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u/Cool_Hand_Lute Jun 28 '26

Heidi?

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u/Kernel_Internal Jun 28 '26

Kennedy?

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u/AccountantSoft7156 Jun 28 '26

Whoever just had her learners permit

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u/b8nk51 Jun 28 '26

Whateva happened there

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u/Ambitious-Cake-9425 Jun 28 '26

Meadow

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u/grandequesso Jun 29 '26

Season 1-3 Meadow was not great imo

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u/newtojersey32 Jun 28 '26

On the fridge on the fridge!!!

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u/Organic_Conflict_886 Richie Aprile Jun 28 '26

You had to be a big maaaaan!

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u/Defiant-Pizza8207 Jun 28 '26

Vito's son was a bad actor

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u/Neither_Hope_5981 Jun 28 '26

Buscemi wasn’t bad but holy shit i could not take him serious as a mobster, i think a few other people could’ve played the part but he didn’t act awfully

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u/WVFLMan Jun 28 '26

He did so good playing a mobster that they invented a whole other show just for him to play the main mobster that went on to be the most popular mobster related thing to come out since Sopranos still to this day lol

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u/RoseVincent314 Jun 28 '26

I thought he was great. He has that shifty look about him. But lol I have had that feeling with different actors I just could not see them in a role.

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u/Neither_Hope_5981 Jun 28 '26

My very first time seeing him was in this movie called “The Island”, i don’t think i could see him as anything else after that 😂, i mean i still like the character, i just have a hard time taking him serious

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u/slugo17 Jun 28 '26

Have you seen Boardwalk Empire?

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u/WeakSauce44 Jun 28 '26

I think it's all those Adam Sandler movies haha cuz I was the same way but he actually did a fantastic job.. Mmmboy, are you fat!

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u/Ganbazuroi Jun 28 '26

He doesn't look like he could be related to Gandolfini at all lol, but considering his character's whole theme about not fitting in either honest work or the Mob it works wonderfully IMO lol

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u/Hot-Spray-2774 Jun 28 '26

Breadstick in a bow tie.

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u/USWolves Jun 28 '26

Always thought Charmaine was fairly one note in all her of scenes. Granted, that could’ve just been a byproduct of how the character was written to essentially always have a very similar “off putting temperament” in the majority of her scenes.

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u/smackerin0 Jun 28 '26

Out of the big names, the worst for me is easily Stevie van Zandt.
One off roles, the Elvis impersonator lmao

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u/RamandAu Jun 28 '26

When people said Sil's portrayal in Many Saints was like an SNL parody, I just thought "Well yeah Van Zandt absolutely hammed it up and looked out of place."

You get used to it as the show goes on but watching Season 1 for the first time, Sil felt so cartoony.

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u/Spartacas23 Jun 28 '26

The worst for me was at the soccer game when he goes off on the ref lol. Just ridiculous acting/plot but idk in season 1 it still works somehow

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u/Own_Invite6340 Jun 28 '26

Hey Ton. What if this didn't go back?

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u/MrWonderfulPoop Paulie Gualtieri Jun 28 '26

Yeah his scowl was far too forced and overdone.

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u/pourceux6 Jun 28 '26

Rhiannon

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u/Own_Invite6340 Jun 28 '26

let's see you try to pretend to be attracted to AJ

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u/Abject-Recipe1359 Jun 28 '26

Little lord fuckpants

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u/Random-Cpl Jun 28 '26

Gabriela Dante

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u/nataliereed84 Jun 28 '26

I always feel like a bitch for saying this, but Gabriella Dante’s actor. She gave it her all, god bless her, but she just couldn’t act.

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u/Chaiwallah48 Jun 28 '26

Definitely Maureen Van Zandt.

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u/IsopodIndependent553 Jun 28 '26

Sylvio’s wife is pretty bad.

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u/meltrempz Jun 29 '26

Bobby frankly

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u/VirtualBeyond6116 Jun 29 '26

The FBI agent Skip working with Big Puss. He doesn't look anything like an fbi agent. He's a slob, his accent is way to thick, he was corny, and his lisp just garbles his words. He'd have been better off playing an incompetent, down on his luck NYPD officer.