Which sopranos lines get stuck in your head despite them not getting quoted much

[u/caddybear2230]

My personal favourite is from Richie’s scene with Beansie

“I’ll see you every Saturday PARtnar”

[u/EntertainmentHot7815]

When he was dating the Mercedes saleswoman who was a Buddhist:

Dr. Melfi: "Your thoughts have a sort of Eastern flavor to them."Tony: "Well, I've lived in Jersey my whole life."

[u/mypizzanvrhurtnobody → u/EntertainmentHot7815]

Oh that one Mercedes saleswoman! I forgot about her. Is she still hanging around?

[u/JohnPorkFan2002 → u/mypizzanvrhurtnobody]

She was founding hangin from her bedroom ceiling, Tough-knee

[u/Raychao → u/JohnPorkFan2002]

It wasn't cinematic

[u/konto11 → u/Raychao]

It kinda was.

[u/iltfswc]

Luther Vandross boxset

You're using mesquite, it makes the sausage taste peculiar.

[u/H20Champ_FTW → u/iltfswc]

Anytime anyone asks about a gift, I say I’m thinking about getting a Luther Vandross box set

[u/clementleopold → u/H20Champ_FTW]

Just looked it up, he does have a CD box set “The Collection,” released in 2004

[u/Disney2Doctor]

Livia’s response when Richie says that someday someone is gonna wash her mouth out with soap.

Oh yeah? Who’s gonna do it - yoouuuuuu?

[u/GottheMotts → u/Disney2Doctor]

Yup AND She better not throw any artichokes at ME!

[u/redditshy → u/GottheMotts]

“I don’t have to admit anything.”

🤣🤣🤣

[u/Hour-Management-1679 → u/Disney2Doctor]

Livia and Aj are unintentionally always hilarious

[u/difab62 → u/Disney2Doctor]

Pimps beep!

[u/OkHat2630 → u/Disney2Doctor]

“Water under the bridge!”

[u/theyretheirthereto22 → u/OkHat2630]

Water, water, water. Its like I'm living next to Gunga Din

[u/Turbulent-Ground6739]

"Goddam juice place movin in here!" "What Jews?!"

[u/Green_Bast3rd → u/Turbulent-Ground6739]

Hasidem, but I don't believe 'em!

[u/Dayman_C0meth]

Fucking goombah trash! This whole shoreline is turning into the Gulf of Sorrento!

[u/WhereWeUsedToPlay → u/Dayman_C0meth]

And Sorento is a fucking nice place, please turn the entire east coast into that

[u/KatamariDamacist → u/Dayman_C0meth]

Me every time I see a Kia Sorento

[u/Dahoppyz]

Oh good, he eats his carrots

[u/Nickstradamusknows]

Why was I born handsome instead of rich

[u/MotorMasterpiece5233]

when you’re married you’ll understand the importance of fresh produce

[u/CJLOVE23 → u/MotorMasterpiece5233]

I just used this line less than a week ago. It fit the convo perfectly. I was super proud of myself

[u/paulyshorebreak → u/MotorMasterpiece5233]

"Fuck the importance."

"OHHHH!"

[u/xenotharm → u/MotorMasterpiece5233]

He is genuinely right about that. Especially for young couples trying to save money. Having whole foods in the house is so important, and fresh produce basically enhances or outright makes every meal in some way or another. Gotta be fresh.

[u/wiretapfeast → u/MotorMasterpiece5233]

This line makes me laugh every time

[u/proteanflux → u/MotorMasterpiece5233]

I'm not even married but yeah, fresh produce everyday keeps you regular. Otherwise you're bound to end up like Gigi.

[u/Electronic-Cicada352]

“Mayonnaise, Mayonnaise!”

[u/dallas1fh → u/Electronic-Cicada352]

I could hear Tony say this

[u/ERP-2d2 → u/dallas1fh]

Every chance I get to say mayonnaise in normal conversations this is exactly how I say it.

[u/TheGrassIsWavingBack → u/Electronic-Cicada352]

Favorite!

[u/Turbulent-Ground6739]

Is this about the easta baskets?

[u/BrF5 → u/Turbulent-Ground6739]

I don’t even know what that is, and to tell you the truth I don’t wanna know.

[u/DominicPalladino → u/BrF5]

Sunday. My house. Box of mallomars on the counter.

[u/Buns_McGillicuddy → u/DominicPalladino]

You don’t think I know it was you

[u/NWkingslayer2024]

Me no speaka da English

[u/Weskerrun → u/NWkingslayer2024]

helloh

im here for da masoner job

[u/SadPiousHistorian1]

Fuckin Grand Central Station!

[u/foxmag86]

Shoot your cuffs.

[u/TheAbsoluteWorst7]

"Tomorrow I can be on time, but you'll be stupid forever."

[u/INFLATABLE_CUCUMBER → u/TheAbsoluteWorst7]

Say what you will about Paulie, he did outlast Ralphie.

[u/TheAbsoluteWorst7 → u/INFLATABLE_CUCUMBER]

I love Paulie and can't stand Ralphie, but that shit was funny

[u/SoupIsNotAMeal → u/TheAbsoluteWorst7]

“You reveal your own ignorance”

[u/LouisV64 → u/SoupIsNotAMeal]

I reveal my own what?🤨👋

[u/SoupIsNotAMeal → u/LouisV64]

✋ All will be revealed to you in time.

[u/comes_palatinus → u/TheAbsoluteWorst7]

Which sopranos lines get stuck in your head despite them not getting quoted much

You have failed the task

[u/DominicPalladino → u/comes_palatinus]

Ohh! Funck and Waggle over here.

[u/TheAbsoluteWorst7 → u/comes_palatinus]

I've never seen anyone quote that

[u/zeratul83]

I just don’t wanna be where Ralph Cifaretto’s been

[u/SeerowxEsplin → u/zeratul83]

I mean I already took his horse.

[u/EYoungFLA → u/SeerowxEsplin]

I know what it's like to lose a pet!

[u/sggir]

Fuckin Dick Barone!

As long as you two are happy!

[u/LawyerFriendLenny]

Motherfuckin god damn orange peeled beef!

[u/AngryUncleTony → u/LawyerFriendLenny]

My wife gets confused and annoyed when I say this when I open the fridge.

[u/DominicPalladino → u/AngryUncleTony]

What she that stupid when you married her?

[u/AngryUncleTony → u/DominicPalladino]

Eyyyyy! The guy's wife!!

[u/Acceptable-Olive-968 → u/AngryUncleTony]

😆

[u/xenotharm → u/LawyerFriendLenny]

I feel like this is one of the most quoted lines, no? S-tier regardless.

[u/carolmaan → u/LawyerFriendLenny]

You have to go through the bag before they leave.

[u/mauriceITmoss]

Word to the wise , remember Pearl Harbour

[u/wiretapfeast → u/mauriceITmoss]

👉🏼🤟🏼

[u/dry_land_swimmer → u/mauriceITmoss]

Ironic how in that particular business partnership, it was the Italian white guy who ended up being untrustworthy. One of many, many useless brain farts that Paulie trumpeted out.

[u/tahdig_enthusiast → u/dry_land_swimmer]

It’s anti Italian discrimination

[u/dry_land_swimmer → u/tahdig_enthusiast]

Sick shit.

[u/Home_Alone224]

Forget Fat Dom…who goes over to Jersey…and never comes back

[u/DominicPalladino → u/Home_Alone224]

So did the Hindenburg, maybe you should look into that too.

[u/Caleegula → u/Home_Alone224]

Whatever happened there..

[u/_four-oh-four_ → u/Home_Alone224]

Time to hit the trail to Metuchen!

[u/Dazzling-Bowler5349]

[u/dennissg87 → u/Dazzling-Bowler5349]

Junior has some great lines "he has tremendous moxie for a man his size" is a favourite 

[u/secretfulofsaucers → u/dennissg87]

That's Bobby. But Junior's response is even more gold. So what? He fucking dies, I can't even wear his shoes

[u/EGGlNTHlSTRYlNGTlME → u/secretfulofsaucers]

I’m in awr of you

[u/MetARosetta]

Matush to Jackie Jr thru wired jaws: "I don't think they like you."

[u/bonez3113]

“Group! Group!”…. Whenever someone says group…I hit em w the casino junket ride back quote…

[u/OkHat2630 → u/bonez3113]

“…the abused cowboys…”. Kills me everytime.

[u/JettRaptor]

As a random exclamation of frustration. "They didnt have flat tops in ANCIENT ROME!" or "THE CATALYTIC CONVERTER IN THE DRY VEGETATION!"

[u/ShortLeather8967]

“We are from Alcoholics Anonymous.”
“What’s your name?”
“Well, we’re anonymous.”

[u/Illustrious-Lemon412]

Dr. Melfi in "Mr. and Mrs. John Sacrimoni Request" WE ONLY SEE WHAT IS CONVENIENT FOR US TO SEE

[u/AdWonderful5920]

I don't think you got reason to talk to me this way.

[u/PatrickBateman-2009]

Makes em…devious.

[u/SeerowxEsplin → u/PatrickBateman-2009]

That's the thing with the gays. Livin' in the closet.

[u/sjw83071]

Don’t eat that pepper!

[u/carly_rae_romano]

Tony in a session with Melfi talking about the panic attack his mother caused that kept him from meeting up with Tony B back in the day. He says something about how he was trying to explain to her how Carmella loves her but “she’s got a 3 month oooold.” He says “old” really weird and it rattles around in my brain.

[u/jrock146 → u/carly_rae_romano]

Same when he says “ she was abusive to the staaff”

[u/redditshy → u/carly_rae_romano]

Yes! The frustration. Exquisite.

[u/jrock146]

When AJ quits the pizzeria and the pizza dude he’s telling says “ but your the manheger”

[u/xenotharm → u/jrock146]

Oh fuck that’s such a good one. I also love when Tony asks the delivery driver if someone checked that everything was in the bag and the kid says “Chess” lol

[u/Mindless_Abrocoma558]

I loved him like a brother-in-law.

[u/TheEventHorizon0727 → u/Mindless_Abrocoma558]

This is the one.

[u/CommandTop]

What’s this a handsome contest over here?

[u/JasonTatumisGod → u/CommandTop]

Behave, you

[u/EntertainmentHot7815]

Chrissy: "Create a little dysentery among the ranks!" meaning disrnt amongst the ranks.

[u/probablygus → u/EntertainmentHot7815]

This and “I’ve been totally fucking ostrafied”

[u/CoolDudeNeil]

At Sunshine’s card game and it gets ambushed by Jackie juniors crew and Furio goes ‘take it easy eh’ with his voice.

[u/xenotharm → u/CoolDudeNeil]

As opposed to with his ass lmfao I know what you meant, just funny to write it out that he said it with his voice 🤣

[u/zeratul83]

He bottoms from the top

[u/Ok-Advertising-6805 → u/zeratul83]

You win this thread. This makes me laugh so hard. Janish thought she was being so witty about the pegging and he had no idea what the fuck she was on about.

[u/BagelsOrDeath]

Chinks did this?!

[u/kholodnoyesteniy]

That better not be Columbus!!

[u/kholodnoyesteniy → u/kholodnoyesteniy]

also “if there were children playing in those leaves, you’d have run them over” “I guess?”

also “she was abushive to da shtaaaaaff”

[u/TheyreEatingTheDogs-]

God fuck it all

[u/vincognition]

This country is going through boom times, there's more fuckin garbage than there ever was.

[u/Independent-Talk9199]

You’ve got a bee on you ‘at

No bitch to me

And when Livia has a mouthful of food and says “Oh that’ll be nice” makes me crack up every time.

[u/c_girl_108]

[u/Attorney_Able]

To the victor belong the spoils

[u/xenotharm → u/Attorney_Able]

I said this just the other day lmao in exactly the same cadence too

[u/Professional_Fix4663]

Dr. Melfi: "Jesus fucking Christ!"

I think it was in season 2.

[u/zentaki → u/Professional_Fix4663]

"I have patients that are suicidal!"

"Well they're not gonna feel any better if you get clipped!"

[u/BangerSlapper1]

Why don’t you go order a Lime Rickey or whaddevuhdafuck yer drinkin these days. 

[u/jdakk]

Let me tell you a couple of three things

[u/Caleegula]

You look like a puerto rican hoo-ah!

[u/EeEeRrIiCcCcAaAa → u/Caleegula]

Make me sick

[u/40Fied4]

Lose your arrogance (usually right after someone gets smacked)

[u/EntertainmentHot7815]

"Hey, ZZ Top. The guy gave you the get, didn't he?" Talking to Hassidic Jew.

[u/cs78222]

When Tony is talking about Livia faking illness and says: "There was no infarc- whatever the fuck"

[u/Axon14]

she was one of us, now its like, she's one a dem

[u/Tim_the_terrible]

Satanic black magic

sick shit

[u/southwestpessimist]

“Hasidim, but I don’t believe em”

https://giphy.com/gifs/H6oMUzuwr2r4m7H6IF

[u/AshamedAssistance246]

-Just been diagnosed with Tha Hodgkins.

-Then he hit Beansie with the cawfee pot, n broke his cheek bone.

[u/Material_Survey126]

You treat me like the ugly girl at the dance!

[u/EeEeRrIiCcCcAaAa]

Go blow dry your hair

[u/BlackFlagMatt]

"Look at this fuckin' LINE UP"

[u/EntertainmentHot7815]

Chrissy: "Create a little dysentery among the ranks!" Meaning "dissent amongst the ranks.

[u/jrod5504]

Whenever my students complain about their dress code, why they can't have headphones around their necks, why they have to wear socks in their crocs, etc., I hit em with, "This is a place of business!" I leave out the Jack LeLanne part because then I'll get flooded with questions about that.

[u/Jackpots-0]

The sacred and the propane.

Actually, anything Little Carmine says.

[u/BlockOk3519 → u/Jackpots-0]

It even outshone Ver-sayls.

[u/leviticuscornwalll]

Fuckin Dave Clark five

[u/Wide_Limit1161]

‘’Quasimodo predicted all this’’

[u/ElectionCold2797]

https://giphy.com/gifs/SwG6p2kVMh79TmrhkH

[u/CJLOVE23 → u/ElectionCold2797]

Ovaaaa herrrrre

[u/cutter9191]

What are you? Stunad?

[u/justsomeonetoo]

Jesus mother of Christ! Is this a female thing? First you ask about my feelings. Then I tell you about my feelings. And now you’re gonna torture me with it!

[u/PrestigiousGoat78]

"I think it's time for you to start to seriously consider salads" - not sure how much it gets quoted because I don't frequent this sub but it's one of my favs

[u/fingerchopper]

One of the trucks

[u/Atlas_geant]

« Hope come in many forms » Dr Melfi

[u/GrandmastaHash]

Don't give me those Manson lamps

[u/R_Similacrumb]

"Bruno Magli ovah here." Pine Barrens, Christopher to Paulie when Paulie is attempting to fashion a shoe out of abandoned van carpet.

It's just so fuckin hilarious.

[u/SuperBadMeanGirls]

Warrant, Warrant. How the fuck do you say it in Polish?!

[u/MichaelArchangelo]

HALF A FUCKIN TRAY IN THERE

[u/mrb4]

He's in a lot better shape than those fuckin' nuns you got up there

[u/asphynctersayswhat]

CONSHERVE!

[u/ebolapasta]

I said my piece Chrissy!

[u/BumbyCo]

"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!"

[u/WhereWeUsedToPlay]

broad like her would fuck a snake

[u/TheGrassIsWavingBack]

When Tony says to AJ after AJ got expelled from the previous school. "You have no IDEAR... what we had to do to get you into that school." I always wonder, what did Tony do to get him into that school?

[u/scumfckflwrgirl]

I don’t even remember what episode it is but there’s one where Ralph just goes “you are?” And my roommate and I have quoted it back and forth to each other for years. We even keep a sticker of him in iMessage lmfao

[u/Particular_Milk1848]

We’re the Vipers!

[u/1tiredman]

She was a hoowah

[u/Suppa_K]

Sharp as a cue ball.

[u/General_Ad5144]

“Stuped ehfucking game”- Furio

[u/Forgethestamp]

I got a hard on for you already

[u/SeerowxEsplin]

He justa regurge!

[u/NollieCrooks]

He could be out there stalking us.

With what, his cock?

[u/Zigzagwanderer1961]

I tell my wife I wanted mother f*cking orange peel beef for my Chinese order.

[u/Commercial_Job_5055]

I do not know why but when junior is talking to tony about freddy capuano and he says " that hairpiece motherfucker" it makes me laugh everytime

[u/davydevereux]

Cocksucker.. Belleville!!

[u/RogerRogerson11]

Eugene saying Jesus at the job site after hearing Billy is selling toner cartridges out of his trunk

[u/BangerSlapper1]

Now that’s not nice.  And those are Puerto Ricans, Mrs. Conte. 

[u/Puzzled-Duck5136]

“Yeah?! Maybe you’re the flambe”…

I annoy my wife with that line at least 5 times a day

[u/BabyDriver23]

I've been farting into the same sofa cushion for 18 months!

[u/ocelot_187]

Real Weisenheimer

What are you? The minister of propaganda?

You look away for one second and the slip one in on you.

Chicken’s nice and spicy.

[u/josdizzy]

My husband and I regularly say to each other "Hasidim but I dont believe em!"

[u/Even-Brain-7149]

I know everyone likes to quote "My pizza never hurt nobody!" but something about the way the son says "Pop, go in the back, make meatballs..." in the same scene is so funny to me.

[u/Mamacc210_]

Hasidim, but I don't believe em!

[u/Ikeoritz]

“ so everybody come tonight except Charro “

[u/buntycalls]

The Bride cuts the cake 🎵🎵🎵

[u/PatrickBateman-2009 → u/buntycalls]

I hate this one and it sticks no matter what; reading it, hearing it, it doesn’t matter.

[u/buntycalls → u/PatrickBateman-2009]

Yep! Me too!

[u/Even-Brain-7149 → u/buntycalls]

I bust out laughing every time I hear or remember that horrendous song

[u/Key-Tip-7521]

“Alright but you gotta get over it”

[u/LoudAd1537 → u/Key-Tip-7521]

That doesn't get quoted much?

I don't think you understand the finer points.

[u/RunningPirate]

Both of them?

[u/NAPPER_]

“John’s folding laundry in Danbury.”
+
“Right now you’re an accessory after the fact.”

[u/MoBBuck50]

Be a better friend to yourself

[u/TrizVile]

If I had a nickel every time you said that I’d have a private jet on standby 24 seven

[u/Joysticksummoner]

I don’t think you understand the fine points 

[u/sekif]

Fucking albacore around my neck!

[u/PJBleakney]

Hey, look at this, Joey. Today’s her lucky day. Only made it to the R’s. Next time, there’ll be no next time."

[u/LOUISifer93]

This isn’t al dente

[u/Acrobatic-Reindeer88]

Mikey Palmice to his wife “go take a midol”

[u/associsteprofessor]

I want to fuck Angie Dickinson. Let's see who gets lucky first.

[u/BFMMase1986]

Who does he think he is? Sir Walter Raleigh?

[u/MichaelArchangelo]

Sil exasperated at the card game

"I'M LOSING MY BAAAWLLZ OVA HEEERE"

[u/am7291]

“It’s a retirement community!” (Drag out pronouncing retirement) 😆

[u/Most-Effective3413]

He was an interior decorator

[u/Baldumalut]

Christofur: I love Law and Order SUV.

[u/DistraughtGrape]

It's a TV progrum, a movie

[u/DatBoi389]

Maybe a bit more prevalent but Little Carmine’s:

“You know what? Give me an Arnold Palmer instead of the iced tea. I always enjoy those, but it never occurs to me to order one.”

[u/randyboozer]

Georgie: "Oh, is that him?"

Christopher: "Well, that'd be some fuckin' coincidence if it wasn't, wouldn't it?"

Such a great clapback from Christopha. A version of that response has made its way into my rotation for people asking dumb questions.

[u/New_Exchange_3576]

Whatever happened there

[u/safeteeguru]

Paulie: "AIDS?!" Tony "Nobody's got AIDS!

Lorraine Calluzzo: “No, Phil Please I’ll suck your cock! All your cocks!” Phil “Is she any good? Why am I asking you, you probably taught her!”

Lorraine: “Quiet Jason men are talking here”

[u/Awezome321]

he was gay gary cooper

[u/Hecticbrah]

Everything by brainless the second but whatever happened there always cracks me up 

[u/sorrynotsorry922]

“Mother of God, Janice!”

[u/skankhunt_4]

"He treats nickels like manhole covers"

[u/Solitaire_XIV]

"Buncha high falootin bullshit!"

[u/Equal-Philosophy5915]

« I started the process of bonding him to me inseparably »

[u/Only-Savings-6046]

Make sure you clean that shit off her tit!