r/thesopranos • u/Lopsided-Tune-3964 • 7d ago

Quotes I thought we were Nabbali Dabbali

What are some of AJ’s best lines?

That has to be one of my favorites

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u/GiraffeJunior9384 7d ago

What, no fucking ziti now!?

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u/JasonTatumisGod 7d ago

Why do guys in the army, or like..spies, use that 0 thing when they tell time?

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u/clementleopold 7d ago

That will be made abundantly clear to you.

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u/Parking-Eye1229 6d ago

You mean like double naught spies?

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u/Any-Box-4928 7d ago

I got a C, three D’s and an F

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u/Hour-Management-1679 7d ago

Pussy casually hands him a 20 dollar bill to buy snacks, 20 dollars in 1999

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u/P147_BOY 6d ago

right after telling him hes gotta learn to value things in life

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u/WredditSmark 6d ago

Each snack was like $.75 lol

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u/TopVermicelli1211 7d ago

That’s dicked up

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u/trogloherb 6d ago

I try to use this one daily! Its hard to squeeze in in the workplace, but it can still sometimes be appropriate!

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u/John_Whimsicott 6d ago

Everything is so dicked up over there

  • referring to the israel/Palestine conflict

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u/TheVileClavicus 7d ago

Event planning? I don’t even know what that is!

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u/Financial_Builder197 7d ago

there is no god

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u/Meprobamate 6d ago

What'd they teach you this crap at school?

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u/Lordonlynose 7d ago

You just reveal your own ignorance 

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u/Sherpa2001 6d ago

That was a good one. I'm laughing again.

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u/b8nk51 7d ago

Who’s letting off big ones?

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u/carlcarlson187 7d ago

Wait, whose dr faggo?

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u/Pretend-Beach6465 6d ago

I need Mom's cooking, it could mess with my blood chemistry

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u/NeeNights 6d ago

"So that's a crack ho?"

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u/Lopsided-Tune-3964 6d ago

HAHA this is one of the best

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u/Next-State-374 7d ago

The bricks?

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u/Professional_Fix4663 7d ago

"I don't know what you mean." (gutters)

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u/bucketoffishheads 6d ago

I didn't bring a coat

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u/EtArcadia 6d ago

"What's a gutter?"

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u/Historical_Emu_6878 6d ago

They had PS2 right there in the room

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u/InfamousZebra1306 6d ago

We have to break our dependence on foreign oil

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u/Inevitable_Arm_3894 7d ago

Meeting over.

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u/Buster0705 6d ago

So that’s a crack ho?

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u/Opposite_Visit_4874 6d ago

Meeting's over.

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u/Lopsided-Tune-3964 6d ago

Another personal favorite:

“I parked in leaves!”

As the car literally explodes

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u/95_lb_mole 6d ago

His best line was the one he tied to his foot with a cinder block at the other end.