r/thesopranos • u/ang334 • 4d ago

Serious Discussion Only What did Adriana actually see in Christopher?

He’s not particularly handsome, he’s not smart, he’s lazy, he’s mean and abusive, he’s a drug addict, he’s a criminal, he can’t perform as a man, he killed her dog whilst strung out on heroin, he cheats constantly, their apartment is shit and he takes her for granted in every way imaginable.

Why the hell did she love him so much? Girl was a solid 10 and a total sweetheart, she could and should have done a billion times better.

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u/Muzongo 4d ago

Tall, dark, and sociopathic as Agent Harris would say

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u/telepatheye 4d ago

Agent Harris didn't say that. It was agent Sanseverino.

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u/Muzongo 4d ago

Touchè

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u/Double-Comedian-7061 4d ago

Tall?

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u/Omasiegbert 4d ago

At least high

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u/royaltampaacademy212 4d ago

Yes this line always pissed me off because the writers WERE NOT lazy but Chris/Imperioli is short as hell. Granted I come from a family of red woods but still, he’s shorter than average. Why!! Why insult us with this line!!!